#dead plate

forcas & coworker both have like the "dad" colognes bc they look like they smell like affluent dads

my initial vision for da jeong's fragrances was "she smells like a makeup bag" and if you ever have the chance to smell jhag lipstick fever for whatever reason it literally smells like lipstick after you wear it for a hot minute

both eddie and benny have fugazzi angel dust on their chart bc eddie has a real big boy job and can actually save for nice colognes so benny just uses it whenever he comes over 🤷‍♂️ otherwise he's wearing the cheap fuckboy shit

my favorite fragrance (jhag pear inc) was lovingly bestowed upon maneki on account of them being one of my favorite characters and also on account of the fact that the fragrance becomes almost undetectable within like two hours of wear

elise's fragrances were chosen bc all of the reviews of miami shake describe it as smelling like burnt cotton candy and the farm background of a shitty carnival and all of the reviews of my heroine describe it as smelling like smoking pot on an old leather couch during a manic episode