#char:gem

Cute fat little bastards.

You know seals belly slap to attract a mate? Its very good for them to be fat and round, and the fatter the seal are, the more competent.

Also, their eyes just remind me of grian, and you can easily turn this into force-feeding him. Hes so thin, not built like a real seal. Maybe he just needs someone to fatten him up, yeah?

👁️👁️ oh my GOD you're so right... I love the mental image of seal G.rian during his fisherman era, lounging on his dock waiting for that stupid mending book to bite while mindlessly snacking on all those worthless non-treasure catches (like a stereotypical heartbroken person eating ice cream straight from the tub lol)

It's not uncommon for G's fishing sessions to end with him moaning and complaining on the ground. Lately though, that's been less due to despair at ever getting that book, and more to do with him suddenly (and painfully) realizing how many fish he's caught and unthinkingly eaten... Ough. Maybe that belly slap strategy also works to attract belly rubs? 😊

x.B would also perfect for this given his base this season, but I'm just too attached to him as either a guardian or orca hybrid... Could seal M.umbo be a thing? He's big, has that dark suit and the mustache, that feels like it could go somewh—

No wait. Stop everything.

I was looking up seal species to see if i could match a blorbo to one, and I just realised.

THERE'S SEALS IN NEWFOUNDLAND.

SEAL G.EM! Selkie G.em, even!! She'd be so so fat because G.em is Great at being a seal, obviously, and then when she's on land she can just shrug off that form and look like a regular human with nothing weird going on! Except maybe she's a little Too Great, and soon that weight starts to show on her landlubber form too... 🤤

the hermits would probably try to fight her just to be pinned under her fat ass or big soft bellyy :D:D:D:D:D

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Ooooh, unofficial 5th member of the HC Fight Club! Cub & False touring the PvP arenas, it's a good way to get False used to moving around in different ways with her new size. But it also comes with a very enthusiastic audience, in the form of The Other Fightclub Members :3

Gem especially would be a big fan of Big Fat False. Since the watery environment of trident PvP is much kinder on the joints (not to mention the nearby beach area to relax after sparring), False would probably become a frequent visitor to Gem's arena. That means plenty of opportunities to ogle, plenty of puddles around the arena for Gem to "accidentally" slip and stumble into False's soft sides... and of course lots of one-on-one trident training!

Yep, definitely training.

Absolutely no weapons were discarded in favour of a "wrestling match" in the shallow pool beneath the arena's main platform, and there's a perfectly good reason why False's goggles (and various other items of clothing) had to be retrieved from the arena's water filtration system. Yeah.

I only came in here to literally scream (/pos) I hope thats alright :3

Hiiiii yay i'm so glad you enjoyed!! and of course that's alright! I'm a glutton for reactions & the instant gratification of the like button isn't as available with this kind of fan content, so asks are the way to go :3