One of the things that sucks the most about having a hyperfixation and having a brain that randomly comes up with detailed scenarios while I'm doing mundane shit but also being mentally ill is that it's EXTREMELY hard for me to sit down and commit to writing a full multi-chapter fic or making like a comic despite really wanting to. I have so many ideas that I wanna make a full length story of, but all I can ever manage is a oneshot or a couple drawings. :(
So, I've decided that at the very least, I could share my ideas on here! And maybe other people who may be interested could see one of these and be like "hey that's a neat idea! i wanna write/draw about this!"
Sooooo yeah! Feel free to use or take inspiration from these! And if you do, please let me know! I wanna seeeeeeeee!
Call me a corny ass weeb, but I've always loved the yandere trope. The yandere content that I enjoy the most though is when the non-yandere has control over the yandere instead of being a victim. That shit goes so hard. So, here are some ideas based off of that!
Ships in this post:
Y!Diluc × Kaeya × Y!Childe
Pantalone × Y!Dottore
Arlecchino × Y!Lynette OR Nefer × Y!Lynette
Kokomi × Y!Gorou
(general cw: NSFW, murder, violence, toxic relationships, manipulation, all the typical stuff that comes with yandere themes. there will be specific warnings for each section, too.)
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1. The Celebrity and His Devout Bodyguards (Chaeyaluc)
(specific cw: stalking, dubcon)
Modern AU where Kaeya is a very famous celebrity. Diluc has been his bodyguard since forever and he's maybe just a little too good at his job. And also stays just a little too close to Kaeya than is actually necessary for a bodyguard 24/7. But Kaeya doesn't seem to mind. In fact, he seems to enjoy it. Interesting...
After an incident in which Diluc had just barely managed to save Kaeya from an attempted kidnapping by a deranged fan, Kaeya decides to hire a second bodyguard.
The new bodyguard? He calls himself Childe and– wait a minute... Isn't this guy the same psycho stalker who almost managed to kidnap Kaeya?!
Kaeya of course is 100% aware of this and purposely hired Childe after he was detained. Why? Because Kaeya is an attention-seeking menace who gets a massive hard-on thrill over the idea of having two strong men who are completely obsessed with him at his beck and call while also fighting over him.
Diluc and Childe are now mortal enemies working together to protect their shared obsession. Except they don't like sharing. But the threat of losing this job that allows them to be this close to Kaeya at all times is what stops both of them from trying to slit the other's throat.
Meanwhile, Kaeya is having the time of his life by teasing one of them in front of the other and cockblocking the shit out of both of them. In a joint effort to relieve their blue balls, Diluc and Childe will sometimes partake in some nasty, brutal hate sex with each (this is where the dubcon would come in).
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2. The Regrator and His Feisty Doctor (Dottolone)
(specific cw: none)
Unwritten rule of Teyvat: If you speak to, look at or, god forbid, touch the 9th of the Fatui Harbingers in a way that a certain someone does not approve of, you may just find yourself flayed open or dismembered in a lab where no one will ever hear or find you.
Pantalone encourages Dottore's behavior. He relishes it, basks in Dottore's obsession.
But despite everyone around them, including Dottore himself, believing that he owns Pantalone, it's actually the other way around. Pantalone is a master manipulator and uses Dottore's twisted love for him to his advantage. Especially since Dottore's usual sharp and calculating mind tends to waver and succumb to more feral tendencies when it comes to Pantalone.
Pantalone pulls the strings and holds the leash while putting on the facade of being Dottore's precious, submissive little doll.
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3. The Boss and Her Broken Little Kitten (Arlenette/ Lynefer)
(specific cw: noncon, sex slavery, Lyney fucking dies, Lynette goes through it in this i am so sorry girl)
I can't decide whether I prefer Nefer or Arlecchino for this idea...
Basically a twist on the typical yandere mafia boss trope. A modern AU where Arlecchino or Nefer is a mafia boss who comes to collect debt from Lyney and Lynette's father. The father doesn't have the money and is also a dipshit so he offers Lynette instead. Nefer/Arlecchino agrees.
Lyney tries to save Lynette by attacking Nefer/Arlecchino and gets killed by a subordinate. Lynette gets taken.
So now that her dad sold her to the goddamn mafia and her twin is fucking dead and she's being treated like a toy, Lynette kinda loses it a little and spirals until she begins to get reeeeeeally clingy and dependent.
Nefer/Arlecchino was initially just planning on making Lynette a prostitute after breaking her in, but she finds Lynette's growing obsession with her interesting. And attractive. Especially after an incident where Lynette had straight up bit a subordinate who got too close to their boss.
So now Nefer/Arlecchino keeps Lynette as a glorified pet and dresses her up to show her off. Cat ears and tail aside, she certainly acts like one, always rubbing against her master, sitting on her lap and practically attacking anyone who gets too close.
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4. The Princess and Her Loyal Puppy (Kokorou)
(specific cw: i know i already put manipulation in the general warnings but i wanna reiterate it for this one because my girl kokomi is particularly nasty in this)
This one could work as either a modern or medieval AU. Kokomi is the princess of a royal family. She comes off as sweet, courteous and graceful, but on the inside? Cold and merciless. She cares very little for other people. Except for one. Gorou.
Gorou was a stray, sickly little dogboy she came across when she was little while walking with her nanny. Kokomi always got what she wanted, so despite the nanny and her family being extremely hesitant in bringing some filthy stray into their home, they took Gorou in.
Gorou's background was a mystery, but it wasn't farfetched to assume that he had been abused in some way. He flinched at practically anything and anyone. Except Kokomi. And she was the only one in the royal family who gave him even an ounce of affection.
As the two grew up together, Gorou clung to Kokomi more and more. Kokomi's family was growing concerned, especially once the two grew into their teens and Gorou's puppy love for the princess was quickly growing into something not as cute and inmocent.
But Kokomi was delighted. Ever since they were kids, she had been filling Gorou's head with thoughts and molding him into her perfect, obedient puppy.
"I'm the only one who will ever love you." "If you truly love me, prove it by staying by my side forever." "No one should ever get between us."
Kokomi's family would start to introduce heirs of other royal families in hopes of a marriage. Kokomi, ever the proper princess, would smile and spend time with the heir.
...Only for the heir to go running back to their family after only a few days, terrified and begging not be made to wed Kokomi. And if there happened to be a vicious bite mark or two on the heir's body, Kokomi made sure that they knew that this little incident would stay between them.
After all, Princess Sangonomiya's beloved Gorou is a perfectly well-behaved boy. Should anyone disagree, or worse, get between them, becoming a chewtoy will be the least of their worries. Especially now that Gorou is getting stronger and more territorial.
Plus, being royalty has the great benefit of everyone looking the other way should someone mysteriously disappear.
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That's all for now, folks! Hope you enjoyed and also I am still new to posting on Tumblr so let me know if there are other warnings or tags I should add!
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i love procrastinating writing almost as much as i love actually writing, so here's all my fics posted in 2021!
first and foremost, let's start with my faves from each month, and i'll put the rest below the cut!
january: (shh i hadn't gotten into genshin yet)
february: cold devotion, aka chilly chili, mostly cause i hand-wrote the majority of this during a power outage :)
march: approaching dawn, a soft (and a tiny bit angsty) kaeluc windblume festival getting together fic
april: feet don't touch the ground, soft wholesome xiaoven college au ft some background kaeluc
may: kissaphobic, a canon divergent au and my first chiluc fic, as well as finally fulfilling my desire to name a fic after that song
june: chosen, a zhongchi au about sacrifice and worship. by far my most popular fic and honestly one i'm massively proud of, smutty as hell and very fun to write
runner up: our hearts are heavy burdens we shouldn't have to bear alone, which is one of my favorite pieces i've written - canon divergence chaeya who are still in love with diluc (kaeya) and zhongli (childe) but find comfort and solace in each other (friends with benefits but one of the benefits is therapy)
july: to love (and be loved in return), my royalty kaeluc arranged marriage/fake relationship fic with a boatload of mutual pining and some background (meddling) zhongchi
august: knights of favonius, always so ine-fish-ent, my humorous not-quite-crack merfolk!kaeya canon-divergence kaeluc fic featuring a very fishy kaeya and a very begrudgingly helpful diluc
september: the days are so short, and you are so lovely, the time-traveling childe x (nearly) immortal zhongli fic about love across time. u will cry. i cried. a lot. they're happy tears mostly tho
october: monster mash, the halloween crack-adjacent kaeluc smut fic about some very...interesting halloween costumes
november: perfect stars and broken parts, the chiluc dubcon smut fic that i'm shocked i even wrote, but really adored writing tbh (and have plans to write more of this au)
december: here's our own hands against our hearts, an ongoing chaeyaluc (with heavy chiluc) canon divergent au featuring childe with memory loss, grumpy diluc that just returned from his fatui murder spree, and manipulative (but surprisingly caring) kaeya
not that i love the following fics any less, but i wanted to make this a little more digestible! the rest of my 2021 fics are below the cut, organized by ship!
kaeluc/luckae, the overwhelming majority:
i don't commonly melt like this, my very first kaeluc fic!! canon divergence with some mild angst before getting together
time has no power (when love is involved), aka venti ships kaeluc and all the ways that goes horribly wrong lmao
fire up the night, a kaeluc stripper/strip club owner smutty little one-shot
come find me, a soft canon divergent au about hide and seek in the grapevines
ika ya, a study on kaeya's arrival at the ragnvindr's
all my life i've been on fire, my first ever omegaverse fic, canon divergent and with a bit of self-sacrificial injuries (aka the one i constantly confuse with my chiluc fic with a title from the same song)
only place i call home, a little pre-fallout getting together kaeluc
make me melt again, a soft, midsummer island kaeluc post-fallout getting back together piece
a shattered heart of ice, a story about kaeya coping with crepus' death in diluc's absence (and a bit of post-fallout reconciliation)
and when it rains (you get stuck), a little pre&post fallout piece about the rain as well as my excuse to use a country song for a title
not if it's you, a worried kaeya patching up an irritated diluc after a night out as the darknight hero
something just like this, a very wholesome pre-wedding kaeluc conversation
nocturnal serenade, vampire diluc x vampire hunter kaeya with smut and a spicy little twist
tiny, quiet hours of the night, soft established kaeluc where diluc helps kaeya deal with his nightmares
reviens-moi, a near-death experience for kaeya leaves diluc admitting...something that kaeya doesn't believe. ft. some angst but they figure it out eventually
fated to be doomed together, my demon!kaeya x witch!diluc modern magic au that deserves the world. soft bois who deeply care about each other
this means war, a lighthearted 'competition' in canon-divergent au with the premise of 'unrequited rivalry'
i think that i'm learning to hope (oh no), a fluffy little past and present reconciliation fic centered around the snow
zhongchi/chili:
Lovesick Fool which deserves my attention again...a modern teyvat au with professor tartaglia and professor zhongli :)
i'm all yours, pure 21k of smut with some mild angst to set the mood, a canon-divergence fic with dragon!zhongli and some quality time in the serenetea pot
xiaoven:
fragile soul, a soft canon-divergence piece about xiao meeting venti (again)
college au 2: electric boogaloo, a fun little piece with xiaoven meeting at a college party
do i look like a cat to you? wherein xiao becomes a catboy
chiluc:
watch me as the ashes fall, aka it's diluc's birthday and he wants to forget (and wants childe's help)
zhongluc:
unrequested interference, which barely counts as zhongluc because it's only vaguely hinted at the end lmao
i know a place, the (true) beginning of my descent into zhongluc hell, which is actually a lovely place. canon divergence lantern rite soft getting together content
lay down your weapon, a fun fake-relationship start to the contrast between zhongli and a fatui-murder-spree diluc
chaeya:
lethal company, a little canon-divergence flirty one-shot
chayealuc:
break me down, bury me deep, wherein chaeya taunt diluc into joining them like the chaotic bastards they are
to leave it all behind, the sequel to nocturnal serenade featuring newly-turned vampire kaeya and injured human childe
other genshin fics:
suffer in silence, if you want, a little albedo & kaeya fic for a prompt (with implied kaeya crushing on diluc & vice versa)
hands of fate, a feral kaeya confronting zhongli about what happened to khaenri'ah
three strokes of the pencil, a scheming lil shit albedo kaebedo fic
love in real time, my 'ayato=tomo' theory melded with ayatomo x kazuha x thoma story about the time since ayato ('tomo') nearly died at the hands of the raiden shogun
kings and gods and nonbelievers, the evil crepus fic (it would eventually have kaeluc but i haven't gotten there yet lmao)
human enough, an albedo x imposter albedo (or platonic tbh) story about what happened during the shadows amidst snowstorms event
bnha fics, cause i did post a few of those this year!
part 2 of into the dark, a bakudeku afterlife fic
make it spicy, a multiship combo of todobaku, dabihawks, and shiggynatsu based in a bakery that moonlights as a nightclub
the final chapters of awaken, part 3 of the king of disaster series, a fantasy + war au with a heavy emphasis on dabihawks, followed shortly by todobaku, shinkami, and a hint of kirideku
three additional one-shots set in the king of disaster universe: slow grenade and more than that which tell todobaku's stories pre and post main story as well as finding mellix, izuku's story about...finding mellix lmao
I'm also getting interested in your ships so can I ask for their dynamic rundown
Thank you! I am taking care of myself, I never let these fuckers get to me.
I'll give you my top 5 ships rn, they are all genshin impact related because that is what I'm hyper fixated on lmao
KaeLuc, I love the dynamic of the childhood friends/lovers to absolute strangers and trying to fix a broken relationship. I'm a whore for some angst.
Chiluc, just the thought of diluc coming to love someone he is supposed to hate has such a good flavor.
Chaeya, I Think Kaeya And Childe Are Pretty And Should Kiss.
(Man, any form of kaeya, childe, and diluc together hits)
Chiscara, no thoughts, just scaramouche being like, your so fucking stupid take your clothes off.
Albeqiu, I know that this one isnt that popular, but I just think they are neat! It stemmed from them writing and illustrating Xingqius book together and I like to think of them slowly falling in love over that time!
ok i don't normally do this but Lohen with Diluc and Kaeya??? Three of Mondstadt's morally gray guys with sketchy, questionable side activities? Ohhh, this throuple needs to become a thing, absolutely needs to!
ANON
I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS EXACT SHIP
i vote for this ship name to be Luckaelo
or Kaeloluc
fuck i can't decide
the reason why this ship is intriguing me so much is for most of the same reasons i love Chaeyaluc:
Younger guy with questionable morals and a thirst for violence comes barreling into the lives of Mondstadt's two most eligible bachelors and their already extremely complicated, tense relationship. He and Kaeya quickly hit it off, leaving Diluc feeling annoyed and perhaps even a little jealous/possessive over this guy whom he isn't the biggest fan of (at first) suddenly getting so close to Kaeya.
as per my brand, the only solution here is to ship all four of them together!
new OT4!!
now to figure out what the fuck their ship name should be
Chaeyaluchen?
Kaeluchilo?
this is the worst part about poly ships if they don't have a special name like 4ggravate 😭
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UGHHHHH i hope we get to see an in-game Chaeya interaction at some point pleeeeease! I just feel like it could go three different ways:
Kaeya is able to handle Childe's recklessness and figures out any secret Fatui schemes, and he's smug about it, which would annoy Childe.
Kaeya is NOT able to handle Childe, and Childe is smug about it, which would annoy Kaeya, especially if he's trying to pry Fatui secrets from him.
Kaeya likes Childe's unpredictability and Childe likes Kaeya's craftiness, so the two hit it off immediately and get drinks together.
And a certain redhead would definitely not be seething and jealous over the fact that a goddamn Fatui Harbinger is getting along so quickly and so well with his Kaeya. 😇
Chiluc and chaeya for the relationship bingo? Maybe the 3 to them as well?
AMAZING CHOICES ANON THANK U DEEPLY there is truly very little i love more in this world than throwing any of the ot4 (zl, childe, diluc, kaeya) into a blender and seeing what comes out lmao so here we gooooooooo
chiluc:
they are very quickly becoming my like...second most-shipped ship lmao idk what it is but i am just HHHHHHHHHHHH about them lmao
chaeya:
i think i said this on the other one i love childe deeply but he is (aesthetically) very plain and that is why i put clark/malfina vibes lmaoooo
chaeyaluc:
literally tho is this my first bingo? second maybe? i just think they're Neat i don't think i brainrot them as hard as some of my other ships but i do love some good chaeyaluc lmaoooo