Credit to @flamberttext for inspiring this post and FNAF anniversary for inspiring the news headline
Let me know if you want me to do the other Z Team members

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Credit to @flamberttext for inspiring this post and FNAF anniversary for inspiring the news headline
Let me know if you want me to do the other Z Team members

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I know Chad being flambae's canonical name kinda sucks but on the bright side that means one of the ship names we can use for him and Robert is Chadbert
nah imagine chad chad and robert robertson
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Flambae | Chad/Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Characters: Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, Flambae | Chad (Dispatch) Additional Tags: mentions of Z Team, Background peanut gallery, Mecha Man Fan Flambae, Getting Together, Pre-Relationship, Cons, Robert Robertson Is A Little Shit, the general populace unknowingly watches mechabae happen right before them, no beta we die like robbie ii, Author's Bad Humor Summary:
Out of all the things Robert thought he would see, Flambae at a con buying Mecha Man merchandise was not it.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 8/8 Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Flambae | Chad/Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Characters: Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, Flambae | Chad (Dispatch) Additional Tags: Z team appearances, Minor/Background WaterPrism, Jokingly implied Sonar/Vanderstenk, Flambae's Niece, Flambae versus Water, Dumb Jock x Dumb Jock, (Yes I'm counting Robert), Author's Bad Humor, Base 1 Int Flambae, He gets better, Miscommunication, Non Explicit Sex, Didn't Know They Were Dating, Emotional Intelligence is afraid of Robert and Flambae, Banter, Best Friends Flambae | Chad & Prism | Alice (Dispatch), Z-Team Being Z-Team (Dispatch), Z-Team Shenanigans (Dispatch) Summary:
“Hey, hypothetically,” Robert asked. He was doing arm curls with his hand weights on the bench Flambae had delegated as his. “If someone wanted advice on how to get better at building muscle, what would they do?”
“Is that someone a pathetic normie who can’t even jump rope for two minutes?”
Robert rolled his eyes. “He is a regular normie who is kind of regretting asking a flaming asshole.”
“You wish you saw my flaming asshole,” Flambae shot back, before continuing his pulls. “It depends on what that normie wants to achieve.”
“Well he—fuck it. Look, just what would you suggest I do? Since I’m so, so weak and can’t handle things myself. I’m all ears. Most of them.”
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Robert and Flambae begin the arduous journey of bonding. Only one of them is aware they are dating. It is not Flambae.
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made this for the mechabae server’s fic exchange event that took place.

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everything with me is gay. if i got with the buffest dudebro named chadbert (he/him) or the-main-character-of-legally-blonde-type girl, it'd be gay
ok i got these messages ? ? ? when i was offline
Aww well good night my sweet prince. Yeah, I went there.
You know what? I'm sorry I'm a fucking weirdo it's just that you gotta live like you're gonna die tomorrow. And if I do die, I just want you to know that I
immmm
oh so anyway
today in chem ?? nothing too bad happened but
idk he came near me like once when i was talking to the teacher but he didnt say anything to me i just kind of casually edged away??
i should go block him on fb now i hope hes not online