@inneskeeper
...I want to refute this but no, I....yeah
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Person on screen: needs a couple pats of butter, a splash of olive oil, simmered on low with a bay leaf and a cinnamon stick. What?! You never seen a boy who knows his way around the kitchen?ย
Yeah my mom always wanted a little girl but she got stuck with me instead. That wasnโt gonna stop her though so all my friends were opening up nerf guns and bmx bikes on their birthday, I was getting crockpots.ย
(scene changes to the person dressed in a nice black suit jacket, bright pink dress shirt, and black tie) Yeah laugh it up! Take a picture while youโre at it 'cause this is the last time youโll ever see me in a suit! How do boys wear these things??
(scene changes to the person dressed in the same shirt and tie with no jacket and the shirt cuffs unbuttoned and rolled up, with purple nail polish on their nails) No, I donโt know how to fight. I was only ever taught how to deescalate situations with healthy communication and emotional validation.
