#centaurworld fandom

Hush now

he's fucking autistic.

like,..

on the one hand you have the general, who is this confident, charming, effortlessly cool Normal Guy, right?

and then you have the elk/nowhere king, who:

has a blank stare 90% of the time

speaks in a flat or unnatural-sounding tone

is blunt and honest to an uncomfortable degree

has no concept of personal space

cannot make eye contact like a normal person

obsessed with exactly one (1) thing, and talks about it until he is explicitly asked to stop

unironically uses the word 'mayhaps'

and like... he honestly doesnt even seem to realize how weird his behavior is?

that's what really gets to me. bc the original elktaur was so self-conscious about how others perceived him, but the nowhere king just... isnt. he gave his last fuck long ago. he doesnt even remember what normal is. hes in full autism overdrive at all times, and is not the tiniest bit sorry about it.

What if the merdudes were hot for centaurs too?

"Here lies Horse" gave me such a visceral reaction. and one of my favorite songs from Centaurworld