With the alfred drink thing, they PROBABLY meant it in a gross way. However I choose to believe it in a Cor Et Cerebrum Universe way:
“Yes Kiran?” Dev instantly picks up on the false innocent tone Alfred is using, and he stands.
“Did you put something in my bloody tea?” Dev asks, and Alfred finally turns to face him.
“Just a bit of chamomile and melatonin, my dear Kiran. Now, off to bed with you, I will check on Master Bruce,” Alfred orders him, and Dev’s jaw drops.
“Alfie! Gorram, but you really are the bloody Batman’s da!” Dev exclaims, and Alfred cracks a pleased smile."
(Courage, Dear Heart by batnsons (greywritesstuff))
I CANNOT recommend the entire CEC series by bowditch (and associated stories) enough. They're fucking spectacular
Absolutely seconded on the rec :) (shout out @bowditch) also yeah, I guess I can see it in the whole “he might drug your tea to make you sleep” way and not the “he’ll roofie you” way.














