#catan

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELLLOW??

Bruce: Takes it way too seriously and tries to make it into a strategic training lesson, whenever he is winning he has a little smirk, but when the dice don’t roll in his favor his grunts get noticeably more stoic. No matter who wins he is just happy that all his kids are in the same room playing a game together.

Damian: Tries to act all stoic like his dad, but actually gets sooo bummed out when he roles poorly and can’t build any roads. Knows it’s not strategic to cluster his settlements around the sheep tiles, but he feels too bad picking other resources over them. Will always make dramatic exclamations when trading something.

Tim: Is hunched over mostly silent and mutters to himself the statistics of rolling certain numbers and the amount of resources in play compared to who is most likely to trade with him. Tends to be behind in the beginning, but will somehow gain 4 victory points in one turn later on?? Wins the most often with this tactic, as his brothers are too distracted yelling at each other to notice him gaining points.

Dick: Is the trader to the max, is always willing to say yes to any trade from his siblings. Loves to use his resources to gamble and get development cards. This tactic is either wildly successful or completely fails. Most often wins by having the largest army card. Will often take a moment to look at his family around the table having fun and alive and start to tear up, at which point Jason will shove him over and try to steal some of his cards.

Jason: Builds as many roads as possible to get to as many resources as he can. Will drive hard trades that work in his favor, even going so far as to call bruce ‘dad’ to get a ridiculous 3 brick to 1 wheat trade that made Tim so mad he almost flipped the board. 50/50 chance he wins.