#care.

I was going to try to remain civil - because despite what you have apparently decided about me, I have the utmost respect for people.  But now I’m pissed.  Because you have now come onto my blog and insulted me for absolutely no reason whatsoever.  So let me see if I can dumb it down for you.  Because you obviously don’t have the higher reasoning skills to understand anything as convoluted as this.

1.  Captain Molly exists in a social bubble that neither I nor any of my friends are involved in.  I haven’t ever been ON Wattpad, certainly don’t have an account there, and didn’t even know it existed until someone came into @nothingimpossibleonlyimprobable​‘s inbox and verbally accosted her.

2.  Someone who is not me, nor anyone I know, is apparently impersonating said Captain Molly.  I. Don’t. Care.  This has nothing to do with me, nothing to do with any of my friends, and has no bearing on my life in general.

3.  Someone - whether it is the ‘real’ Captain Molly or the ‘fake’ one - or maybe two people just have the same handle on different social media blogs because, newsflash it happens, is now stirring up trouble because they get their rocks off on it.  They are repeatedly playing the part of the coward and using the anon feature to verbally assault me, @nothingimpossibleonlyimprobable​, @xhookswenchx​, @trueromantic1​, if I remember correctly, @totheendoftheworldortime​, and who knows how many other Captain Swan followers.

4.  You, @lesbian4214​, are now contributing to the problem by hijacking my posts to further stir up the embers and making wild accusations that are in no part true or helpful.  You don’t know me, you don’t - and won’t - follow me.  You have no bearing as to what I say, do, or think about this situation.  You’re basically acting the childish instigator.

And 5.  Now pay attention, because this is the important part.

I don’t care what this “Captain Molly” says.  I don’t believe a thing she says, I just find it hilarious that she’s making these gross exaggerations and expects us to do anything other than laugh at her - loudly and often.

But here’s the rub: Just because someone comes into my inbox and makes these bogus claims doesn’t mean I think that the Captain Molly on Wattpad is making them.  It doesn’t mean I believe that someone else is impersonating her, either.  I. Don’t. Care.

Did you get that?

I. DON’T. CARE.

Now.  As for your wildly inflammatory remarks, @lesbian4214​.  Here’s the bottom line.  You’re just as bad as this nonnie is.  In fact, you’re worse.  Because you’re now verbally assaulting me personally and attacking someone who had no problem with you or any of your friends.  If you had actually bothered to read my response to any of the ‘fake’ Captain Molly’s comments on my blog, you would see that - once again in case you missed it - I DON’T CARE what’s going on.  I’m not accusing your friend of anything, I’m simply responding to whoever had the brilliantly idiotic idea to try and stir up trouble. 

That being said, you are now the problem because clearly you have nothing better to do with your day than troll the blogs looking for any mention of Captain Molly just so you can stir up trouble.  I’m not even mad, I really just feel bad for you and your lack of gratification with your own life.

But I’m sure you haven’t bothered to read this far, so let me add this:

TL;DR - STILL DON’T CARE.