OK so there is this here about Tsukkiyama being canon and I have no idea if it’s real or just someone stabbing me in the feels- BUT if it were real, I thought ‘How would the rest of Karasuno react to Yamaguchi and Tsukishima dating?’ (this is assuming that this is a world where the rest of them are-mostly- straight) Here goes..
Hinata- He is estatic. He’s leaping around and he’s so happy and he’s hugging Yams and he’s just so happy for them and he tells Tsukki that if he hurts Yams he’ll destroy him and Yams is just so flattered
Kageyama- He’s pretty confused. They have to explain it to him a good three times and then Hinata has to help explain it again. He just kinda nods and goes back to practice but later on he uses his angriest, scariest face to scare off anyone that badmouths the two
Suga- Mama Crow already knew. He knows all. He just smiles and pats their heads and thanks them for telling him and tells them that nothing will change how much everyone cares about them. Later he forces them to listen to a safe sex lesson and they suffer
Daichi- Suga told him already but he’s glad they told him and he’s “proud of their courage to be themselves” and then thats that. But then Suga forced him to give a lesson on safe sex and he’s red but “THis is important Tsukishima you can’t leave!”
Noya- (This boy is so gay there’s no way he isn’t attracted to guys don’t even) He’s just grinning when they tell him and he wraps his arm around Tsukishima’s neck- he has to yank him down about eight feet first- and wishes him luck
Tanaka- He laughs for a solid ten minutes at the look on Kageyama’s face before slapping them on the backs and promising to kick anyone’s ass if they’re in trouble like the big brother he is
Asahi-(GAAAAAAYYYYY) So shy, he just keeps shuffling his feet and congratulating him like an awkward bean and he’s asking them all these questions about how they knew but like, he’s trying to be subtle
Ennoshita, Narita, Kinoshita, and Shimizu- they just congratulate them and go back to bussiness as usual because they don’t think this changes anything about who their teammates are- but now kino and Nari tease them about kissing a lot
Yachi- (Gayx1000) She’s so in awe. She’s grinning and holding Yams’ hands and jumping around with him and telling him how amazing he is and then she hugs Tsukishim and just beams and tells him how glad she is he’s happy.
Ukai and Takeda pretend they don’t overhear all of this but they totally do. Ukai is just his gruff grumpy self and moves on but Takeda is very pleased and can’t stop smiling.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
End my suffering please let it be canon. PLease I will sell what is left of my cold dead soul for Tsukiyama to be canon.