#candy crush

Coyote and Hangman tell everyone they have a secret handshake and make a point to turn their backs to everyone so that none of the daggers can see it. At first nobody cared. Now, it has become a competition on who figures out their handshake first. This has been going on for months. They are lying. They don’t have a secret handshake.

Phoenix has been religiously listening to Kpop ever since she was a teenager. When you are a passenger in her car, you get the full dose of worldwide pop every time. Whether it's French, Portuguese, Korean or Czech. Rooster could swear he once heard her singing along to music in some sort of Balkan language too. Nobody exactly knows how many languages she speaks... or if she just memorised the lyrics.

Bob hates the quiet. If there’s no chatter or music around, he’s the first person who’ll turn on the radio or hell, even a vacuum. He once vacuumed an entire carpeted room just to have background noise. It wasn't even his house. Point is- he can’t stand silence. He also has the habit of buying his music physically. There’s a CD booklet in his car and he still uses his old Panasonic boom box as often as he can.

Fanboy is a triplet. He‘s the youngest of the three and the only boy. The oldest of his sisters, had twins when she was just seventeen. The other triplet, also had twins, only after her wedding four years later. All four of his nieces love to come visit him as much as they can and when they do his place becomes a warzone of unicorn stickers and glitter glue.

Rooster has a tattoo on the bottom of his big toe. Its two small dots and a line. It has become a bit lopsided and faded thoughout the years. He did it in college after finding one of Gooses old polaroids, where Carole had drawn that very same smiley on her and a 2-year-old Bradley‘s toes.

Payback, has been engaged three times. All to the same girl. They never broke up, she just broke off the engagement all three times. Both are stupid in love with each other but Payback is too stubborn to stop proposing. And while she always says yes at first, she's too stubborn to change her mind about not wanting to marry a member of the military on principle.

Coyote, even though he never admits it, has reached beyond level 12,000 on Candy Crush. The Candy Crush Gods whisper to him at night. He denies it all.

Bob carpools if he can, that’s where he picked up on Nat‘s love for Kpop. He really enjoys the album concepts and even has a folder for the photocards, which is a hit with most of the daggers nieces and nephews. They don’t trade fair, yet he agrees every time. He once traded a limited edition photocard for a drawing of a teddy bear with glasses, because it "looked just like" him. He didn't even blink. Bob is a weak man when it comes to making kids happy.

Phoenix, Payback, Fanboy and Mav are friends on Strava and compete on the leaderboards with each other. Sometimes Mav will go on a run around 11pm just to beat them by a step or two. Which has made all of them even more competitive.

Hangman and Rooster secretly take pictures of each other without the other noticing. They send them to each other and whoever gets the most pictures in a week, pays for drinks at the Hard Deck. The problem is, they both take it way too seriously. (competitive little shits) Rooster climbed a tree once, to get a good angle of Jake conversing with a random guy in a Costco parking lot. Hangman once climbed through a window into Bradley's house just to take a shot of him drooling, dead asleep on the couch.

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So I got rather bored and decided to randomly edit TADC's thumbnails with a random title on them. Just for the hell of it. :p

FYI that I mean absolutely no hate or offence to GLITCH and that these are purely shitposts. :))