Pairing/s: all platonic/familial relationships with emphasis on platonic logince
Author's Note: All relationships in here are platonic! BUT, if you really wanted to, for... whatever reason, you could view them as romantic. Cross posted on Ao3.
Summary: Roman scoffed and rolled his eyes, while Logan glanced back into the wide room. "You think THIS is drastic?"
Logan rose an eyebrow. "Yes," he said, "I do." He stared into what used to be a living room.
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Roman scoffed and rolled his eyes, while Logan glanced back into the wide room. "You think THIS is drastic?"
Logan rose an eyebrow. "Yes," he said, "I do." He stared into what used to be a living room and now transformed into...
... A very large ballroom.
Tall windows reached from floor to ceiling. Curtains were draped over them, fluttering slightly in the nonexistent wind. The windows weren't open, so Logan wasn't entirely sure why they were moving as if they were, but he had learned to just go along with Roman's creative ideas (besides... it was pretty). Many chandeliers dangled from the ceiling, lighting up the room with bright yellows and dull oranges. Wide arches, pillars, and art covered the entire room.
All in all, it was a very gorgeous ballroom and Logan could appreciate the architecture (... and Roman's ideas).
There was no music playing, but Remus was dancing around regardless. Occassionally making one of the other sides join in; spinning Virgil around, until he grinned like a maniac; dipping Patton, until he erupted in adorable little giggles; and slow dancing with Janus, until he shows one of his rare and small smiles.
And, based on how Remus kept glancing over to both Logan and Roman, they were going to get roped into it as well.
"You turned our living room into a literal ball room, Roman," Logan looked up at him, corners of his mouth twitching upwards, "how is this not a little extreme?"
"Patton told me he wanted to learn how to dance!"
"You couldn't have taught him from our regular common space?"
"But this is more fun, specs!"
Roman grinned, holding a hand out.
"Besides, don't you want to dance with me in this grand ballroom?"
Logan took his hand.
"I thought you were teaching Patton?"
Roman glanced at Patton who was currently being attacked with kisses by Remus and squealing loudly. Janus and Virgil watched from a few steps away, holding hands, while Janus occassionally fussed over Virgil's messy hair.
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And Logan is down a rabbit hole about something or other and realizes it's illegal to marry more than one person
Which he knew already, but like, it never sunk in that that applied to him. (And of course he's just a facet of Thomas so it's not really like he could get married anyway)
But it still makes him sad.
So Roman is like NO I WILL NOT ALLOW MY NERDY BOYFRIEND TO BE SAD
I DON'T CARE ABOUT LAWS
I'M JUST GONNA THROW A WEDDING FOR US ALL
AND IT'LL BE THE MOST EXTRA ASS WEDDING EVER
And Logan is like no Roman you don't have to do that, don't worry about it, it's fine, just leave it
And Roman, being Extra™ is like HELL NO WE'RE DOING THIS
And just because he can, he makes everyone both a custom suit and a dress, and they can pick which one they wear
Virgil and Deceit are omegas and both go into heat at the same time, so, their four boyfriends and alphas have to keep them occupied and pleased; breeding them, wrecking them, and overstimulating them.