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There is a law to the galaxy that decrees that no matter what other cosmic injustices or universal twists of fate occur, Cody will always have the worst luck in the GAR. Fox can get stuck with senators and the chancellor, Rex can get a godsdamned idiot for a general, and Ponds can get executed and tossed into the void of space, but somehow Cody is still the unluckiest bastard in the known universe.
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or: Cody and Obi-Wan go undercover, seduce a billionaire, and have a lot of feelings.
first fic for @codywanweek!! this is for 2023ā²sĀ āundercoverā prompt & features fun things like obi-wan in a dress and cody stuck in a theatre of the mind cuck chair :D i hope you guys enjoy!!
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Hollllllyyyy hell that was the most emotionally taxing chapter I've written in what feels like years. I think it's because I had to go through this fuckass arc and ultimately DID need to copy down dialogue and the fight scene with Dagon. And then go through describing everyone getting fucking immolated and yeaaaah. I have a hard jumex sitting in my fridge with my name on it.
I now have to choice on where I want the next chapter to go. I am not even gonna lie, I'm leaning towards the lesser of the two evils and taking the easy route out. We'll see how I'm feeling after work tomorrow, but for now, I'm going to go get that aforementioned drink and be lazy the rest of the night.
Everything I'm writing right now is depressing AF so I'm giving you soft Nanami and Kiyotaka tonight because I need it in my life right now. This takes place after the Kyoto Goodwill Arc, when a very tired, about-to-pass-out Nanami comes to Ijichi after he and Gojo return from their mission hunting down Juzo's conspirators. Nanami is going through it on like two or three hours of sleep in the past 48 hours, level of exhaustion, and Kiyotaka ain't much better off. Now I'm going to go crawl back into my cave of pain and suffering and try and get through writing the Shibuya arc with my sanity intact. Wish me luck.
Ijichi seemed to make up his mind about something because the man suddenly pushed away from his desk and climbed to his feet.
āCome on, weāre both exhausted and are running on fumes.ā
Nanami blinked up at him, unprepared but quietly delighted by his loverās sudden bout of bossiness. Ijichi could be bossy when the situation called for it, but his timid nature meant he usually defaulted to letting Nanami call the shots a lot of the time.
āI would kill for a nap right now.ā The blond admitted and climbed to his feet and dragged the poor chair around the desk once more to clear a path for Ijichi. āDonāt forget your lunch.ā
āHave you eaten?ā The dark-haired man asked as he wrote a note saying he was taking a rest break and not to disturb him unless it was a genuine emergency.
āWe got McDonaldās on the way back,ā Nanami confessed with a grimace. āGojo and Akariās choice, of course.ā
āMcDonaldās now and then isnāt a bad quick meal.ā
āTheir fries are the best thing on the menu. Unfortunately, Gojo has ruined them forever by dunking them in his milkshake like a weirdo.ā He knew he was being petulant and chalked it up to the exhaustion. The younger man took it in stride and picked up the bowl before he gestured for Nanami to precede him out of the door.
A couple of pieces of tape and the note was posted.
āShall we?ā Ijichi asked sweetly, and the blond nodded as he fell into step next to him. Last night, heād felt daring enough to walk hand in hand with Kiyotaka in the dead of night, but it was different in broad daylight. So while his hand itched to reach for the other manās, Kento shoved his hands into his pockets and followed Ijichi towards the staff dorms.
Once they reached the apartment, the younger man opened the door and gestured again for Nanami to follow him inside. āDo you want to take a shower first?ā
āI should, but I might fall asleep standing up.ā They had showered last night; he figured he could wait a few more hours.
āAlright. I picked up two of your suits from the dry cleaners, so youāll have a fresh change of clothes for later.
āGod, I love you.ā The words flew out of the blondās mouth before he even had a chance to examine the thought. He wrapped his arms around the other man and pulled him into a hug. āThank you for being you.ā
Trust Kiyotaka to think about something as simple yet necessary as Kento needing a change of clothes but not having time to head back home to pick one up. That kind of conscientiousness was just intrinsic to the other manās nature and was a major reason why Nanami had fallen for him as hard as he had.
āOh. You truly are on your last legs, poor thing.ā Ijichi said, not unkindly, and pressed a kiss to the other manās temple.
āI really am. I donāt think Iāve been this tired since Yu died.ā He admitted softly, and Ijichi reached up to start unbuttoning his blue dress shirt.
āCan you undo your harness?ā The dark-haired man gently instructed, and Nanami obediently reached to unfasten it at his waist. With one shrug of his broad shoulders, the harness was shucked off, and he carefully set his cursed tool down on the nightstand. Between the two of them, the wordlessly finished undressing Nanami until he stood there in just his underwear, and then they moved on to Ijichi.
There were no cheeky caresses meant to titillate or excite because neither man was in the headspace for that. But there was an intimacy to the act of undressing a lover that helped center Kento further and beat back all the horrors and stress of the last few days.
Soon enough, they were both dressed down to their underwear and were crawling under the covers of Ijichiās bed. The linens were scratchy and nowhere near as nice as the ones Nanami had at his house. Kiyotaka had discovered the man was a little bit of a hedonist and enjoyed soft bedding and clothing.
But after the last two days, neither man was complaining about the quality of Ijichiās bed linens. Nanami pulled the smaller man close until they lay flush with arms and legs entangled and Kentoās face was buried into the silky darkness of Kiyotakaās hair.
āOnce all of this nonsense is over with, I think we need to find a way to take a few days off and go relax. Get away from the grind and stress. Maybe somewhere down by the coast where we can stuff ourselves with amazing seafood and enjoy the ocean views.ā
āThat sounds absolutely amazing. Iām down.ā Ijichi murmured and nuzzled his face into the curve of Nanamiās neck.
āActually, Gojo was trying to convince me that Okinawa is a better spot to retire than Malaysia. Iāve only been there once on a mission; it might be nice to experience it as a tourist.ā
āIāve never been to Okinawa. Itās one of those places I keep telling myself Iāll go but never manage to find the time to do it.ā
Nanamiās arms tightened around him in a squeeze. āWeāll find the time. There is so much more to life than the misery and drudgery of the jujutsu sorcererās world. I hated my life as a civilian, but it at least showed me there are more choices in life than just grinding yourself down to a nub at the pleasure of the higher-ups and the most powerful clans.ā
Ijichi craned his head back so that he could look at Nanami fully. āYou truly hate this life that much, huh?ā
āI think the life of a sorcerer is shit. But I also think a civilianās life is shit. At least with this life, I feel like Iām actually making meaningful changes to peopleās lives and Iām more suited for it.ā The blond man stated honestly.
āThat being said, I do intend on retiring before Iām thirty-five or forty. And then Iāll have time for all the things I keep telling myself Iāll do.ā
Kiyotaka was tempted to ask where Nanami saw their relationship in that timeline. Suppose heād even considered that they might last that long. It felt almost farcical to consider they could go that distance or that either one of them would even be alive in a decade.
The death rates of sorcerers were almost as bad as those of assistant managers.
Still, listening to Nanami paint a fantasy of his retirement was beautiful, and he desperately wanted the man to get his wish.
āThat sounds lovely.ā
āYou should be saving too, Kiyotaka. If you ever need help building a retirement portfolio or you need some financial advice, Iām right here.ā
āHmm, youāre certainly more handsome than my regular financial advisor. I could be tempted to jump ship if you find a way to make it worth my while.ā The dark-haired man teased with a smile, and that garnered him a throaty laugh from the blond man.
āI think I can manage that.ā
Unfortunately for them, they never got to go on that vacation.
For this chapter, Iāve been rewatching the Shibuya Incident and lemme tell youā¦aināt no fucking WAY Iām witnessing my husbands death yet again. No sir, miss me with that shit.
I also fear this will be a boring as FUCK chapter cause Iām not doing a lot of dialogue cause Iām just not recreating the entire Shibuya arc in fanfic form. Iām skipping over huge swaths and give zero fucks at this point. Iām kinda at that point in a longer fic where Iām getting bored and I want to concentrate on more KusaHigu stuff. Or maybe I work on that Shiu meeting Megumi in the streets in a mission fic thatās been circling around in my head for weeks. Or any of a dozen other fic ideas I have rattling around in the brain pan.
But nooooo I have to concentrate on this fic and getting it done.
Edit: Also I feel I should be clear, Iām being facetious about the whole husband bit. While I am a little delulu, I have not (sadly) lost the plot that much yet.
Alas, I have nothing new for the inaugural @femslashfriday but I do have a gift I posted recently for @hekaerges it is of my City Elf OC Nyssa and her Rook Sylvia Mercar š
Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl on ao3
Rating:
General Audiences
Warnings:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships:
Original Female City Elf/Human Female Mercar
Characters:
Original City Elf Character(s) (Dragon Age), Rook (Dragon Age), Human Female Mercar
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Girls Kissing, drunk girls in the club bathroom, Gay Awakening
Summary:
Two drunk girls meet in the bathroom of the club. It's a brief but life changing moment.
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Paul doesnāt necessarily need to cause mass panic with he and Darryās presenceāthatās too much attention even for him, and not the type of attention he enjoysābut Paul needs people to know Darry is his in more than just a ābest friendsā type of way. Some might argue thatās selfish and greedy, but Paul doesnāt think so. Itās about him having the same opportunities as everyone else despite the fact that heās into boys. Itās about Paul getting to experience that once-in-a-lifetime high school romance that feels like something greater than the weight of Tulsa.
Paul finally works up the courage to ask Darry on a date.
rating: general audiences
archive warnings: no archive warnings apply
category: M/M
fandoms: the outsiders: the musical - jamestown revival & levine/rapp, the outsiders - s.e. hinton, the outsiders (1983)
Tonight I bring you Gojo and a very reluctant Nanami talking about his relationship with Ijichi. I had fun writing this scene and was tempted to share more but I've already shared like half the scene. There is some not so subty implied GetoSugu in the past. Also some ridiculous Gojo HC's that plz don't take to heart or too seriously. There there will be no hot Nanami/Ijichi/Gojo threesome in this fic but just know in my heart of hearts I am down to clown for that stupid OT3.
There was a half-beat pause before Nanami narrowed his eyes at Gojo. āGoing back to what you were saying earlier about people wanting to ātake me for a spin.ā Please tell me you donāt count yourself in that bunch?ā
āAnd ruin our friendship? Never! I mean, Iād be lying if I didnāt admit I wasnāt curious to see if that no-nonsense strictness translates to the bedroom and whether you would be a complete cold fish or not.ā A smirk pulled at the silver-haired manās lips as he tilted his head ever so slightly at a curious angle. āYou seem like youād be bossy in the bedroom; I bet Ijichi eats that right up.ā
āYouāll never know.ā The younger man stated blandly. āOn either count.ā
āYouāre so meaaaaaan. If the two of you are ever looking for a third for a little funā¦ā
āAbsolutely not.ā
āFair, poor Ijichi would probably faint the first time he saw all of this gloriousness revealed in the bedroom.ā
Nanami just rolled his eyes to convey his thoughts on that subject.
āI donāt share, so this is a completely moot point.ā
āYep, youāre definitely the bossy one in the bedroom.ā Gojo seemed to find this endlessly amusing and sucked on the straw in his now mostly melted milkshake as loudly as possible.
āI am not having this discussion with you, Gojo, so move on.ā
āFine, so youāre serious about him, I get it. But donāt you think thatās going to interfere with your retirement plans to move to Malaysia?ā Satoru pointed out more seriously now. āYou know homosexuality is outlawed there, and they actually imprison and beat people up for being gay there.ā
That earned him a frown from the blond man. Nanami certainly didnāt want to discuss that with Gojo of all people, but it had been a concern that had been circling in the back of his mind.
āI have considered that, but I have at least another seven years before I can comfortably build my nest egg and get serious about retiring. Things may change, or maybe my plans will change. Itās not like Japan offers much in the way of partner rights to gay couples either.ā They couldnāt get married if they wanted to, and to date, Japan barely offered any real protections for same-sex partnerships.
āYou should consider Okinawa.ā Gojo put in suddenly. That earned him a surprised look from the other man. āI bought a house there years ago. Back whenā¦well, it doesnāt matter when, but it checks most of your boxes.ā
They both felt the ghostly shape of Suguru Geto's memory haunting the conversation now. Nanami had never known if theyād ever officially gotten together. Still, heād suffered through dealing with the teenage angst, hormones, and drama of witnessing the blossoming of their first love from the sidelines along with the others, and it had been unbearable at times.
After Getoās betrayal and defection from the Jujutsu sorcery world, Nanami didnāt think Gojo had ever seriously dated or even tried to pursue anyone romantically. He claimed he did it because he didnāt want to deal with clan politics and people forcing him into some loveless marriage just in the hope that he would breed some powerful child who could take over the reins of the clan once he was gone.
According to Shoko, it had gotten so out of hand that by the time heād turned twenty, Gojo had rebelled so hard that heād shocked his clan and the jujutsu sorcerer world by going to an outside world doctor and getting a vasectomy in a pique of outrage.
Everyone had been shocked, and Gojo had apparently held a party to celebrate.
Nanami was glad he hadnāt been around to witness that particular shitshow, but Ieiri assured him itād been hilarious. One day when theyād both been shitfaced after work, heād worked up the courage to ask why Gojo had gone to a non-sorcerer for the surgery, and Shoko informed him sheād had zero interest in handling her best friendās junk.
When heād floated the idea of someone using RCT to undo it, Shoko had laughed at him and reminded him that would require her to touch Gojoās dick, and that was never happening in a million years. She also pointed out he had RCT himself, so while it would be interesting to see if you could play tug of war with someoneās physiology like that, it would probably end up messing up his reproductive system anyway.
āWhy Okinawa?ā Kento finally asked when his curiosity got the better of him.
āThat weekend I spent there with Suguru and Riko was one of the happiest weekends of my entire life. Sure, some weaklings were trying to kill us, but we got to spend a few days just being regular teenagers. I think it was probably the most relaxed Iād seen Suguru in years.ā Satoru admitted with a sad little smile. āI told him we should retire there, and he laughed at me, but he seemed to get on board with the idea pretty readily. There was no clan politics there; we were close enough to the mainland that if they needed us, we could fly out for missions.ā
āYou and I have vastly different definitions of the word āretireā, Gojo.ā
āJust being realistic, Kento. Being the worldās strongest comes with a price. Iām never going not to be called upon to take missions and take out the bad guys.ā He said without an ounce of humility, but that was Satoru for you. The man wouldnāt know the word if it came up and bit him in the ass. āI never begrudged you leaving, though. And I will support your decision to leave in a few years as well. You deserve to be happy, and itās clear this world doesnāt make you happy.ā
āI donāt think it makes anyone happy, Satoru.ā He hadnāt planned on the more intimate usage of his friendās first name. As a general rule, Nanami tried to avoid using it because that had always been Suguruās thing, and he knew it pained the man and haunted him to this day.
āThatās what Iām trying to fix, Kento. Hopefully in the future, being tied to the sorcery world wonāt hang like a millstone from the neck of every young sorcerer out there. One day I will root out the corruption that fails our people like they failed Haibara and Geto and countless other people like them.ā He sounded so resolved, and the intensity that radiated from the man in palpable waves was almost uncomfortable to behold.
This is what Satoru Gojo looked like when he gave something his pure focus and energy.
It was terrifying, and Nanami prayed he never found that intensity centered on him.
āI hope youāre right. Itadori and the others deserve to have a world better than the one we grew up in.ā
āThatās why Iām doing it. For kids like Yuji and Yuta and for Megumi. All of them.ā
āYou donāt have to pitch me, Satoru. You know Iām willing to support this goal 100%. Itās part of why Iām still here shoveling my way through all the bullshit that comes from being a jutjutsu sorcerer.ā
āNanamiiiiiin, let me have my cool moment,ā Gojo whined, and the moment was ruined.