#redlampr

DLAMP

And Logan is down a rabbit hole about something or other and realizes it's illegal to marry more than one person

Which he knew already, but like, it never sunk in that that applied to him. (And of course he's just a facet of Thomas so it's not really like he could get married anyway)

But it still makes him sad.

So Roman is like NO I WILL NOT ALLOW MY NERDY BOYFRIEND TO BE SAD

I DON'T CARE ABOUT LAWS

I'M JUST GONNA THROW A WEDDING FOR US ALL

AND IT'LL BE THE MOST EXTRA ASS WEDDING EVER

And Logan is like no Roman you don't have to do that, don't worry about it, it's fine, just leave it

And Roman, being Extra™ is like HELL NO WE'RE DOING THIS

And just because he can, he makes everyone both a custom suit and a dress, and they can pick which one they wear