#buchanan rabbit

But this fellow is old enough to have the Bond movies be actually based on him....

Can we be sure that the butler of Wayne family isn't James Bond?

Last night, I watched him take Scarecrow's new and highly potent gas head on without flinching only to say "I've seen worse" and beat the shit out of Scarecrow.

Like is Batman an ex heavy-duty narc or something? Why doesn't any of that stuff appear to affect him at all?

Customer A: I have this friend who already has everything, but his birthday is coming up soon, and I just for the life of me can't figure out what to get.

Customer B: I think that I know who you're talking about, I think that I'll get him a buffet coupon for that one very good restaurant they also have in Metropolis.

Customer A: Not everyone has your metabolism or appetite.

Customer C: His birthday isn't for a while, why are you even thinking about it this early?

Customer A: Because he is a good friend.

Customer D: Give him a coupon that allows him to carry you around bridal style.

Customer A: I hope that you're joking.

Customer D: Hey, it'd make me very happy!

Customer A: You'll be getting a keychain and a restraining order.

Customer D: WHAT! WHY!?

Customer A: You know exactly why.

Customer B: To be fair Arrow, you do give some people the creeps with how obsessive you can be.

Customer D: AM NOT! I just thought that B and I were the bestest of friends.

Customer B: I'm pretty sure that honour goes to that one local cop.

Customer A: Gordon and I have worked together for a long time.

Customer B: SEE? His best friend is the cop.

Customer C: And you are dating his son.

Customer B: WHO TOLD YOU THAT

Customer C: The tabloids of Central City after you two were seen in a compromised position during a mission.

Customer B: I SLIPPED!!

Customer A: Unlikely, you are known to wear the best anti-slip shoes available along with you possessing the fastest speed known to man. However if you are dating Nightwing, I won't be mad, just disappointed.

Customer B: Ouch.

Customer A: This isn't helping me to come up with a good gift for Superman. Having this meet-up is a waste of time.

I looked up and the people talking were BATMAN, FLASH, GREEN ROBIN HOOD AND THE FUCKING THEMYSCRAN WARRIOR PRINCESS WHAT THE FUCK.

Anyway, I suggested that they'd get this Superman flowers since everyone should receive them at least once in their life since they have tons of different meanings and then asked them if they could not hold the line longer with their arguments about Flash's love life and whether or not green Robin Hood is a creep.

I got a 100 USD tip from that.

I still don't know what the fuck any of them were doing in Gotham safe for Batman.

Fellow Gothamites? And more over native Gothamites-

Does Bruce Wayne.... Forget his keys inside his car often?

And does he always resort to yelling "FIRST PERSON TO BREAK INTO MY CAR TO RETRIEVE MY KEYS WITHOUT DAMAGING THE CAR ITSELF GETS 100 BUCKS" only to pay the person based on speed and often a lot higher sum of money than just 100?

I have a feeling that Batman doesn't really understand how to work with people or that he doesn't need to obsessively attempt to recreate things lost in time in order for people to like him. Poor guy.

Anyway, Ivy was going to attack the café, but she stopped when she saw that it was my shift and that Batman was there.

On hindsight I should've expected it to be the latter.

Anywho, no the weird dude going about claiming to be the reincarnation of count Dracul is not related to me in any shape or form nor is it an actual vampire, or someone under a curse, I double checked, it's just your everyday nutcase who thinks that liking near raw meat makes him edgy and cool and vampire like. If the guy asks to drink your blood, don't fall for it. His teeth are fake and dull and he's just using the whole vampire thing as a way to fulfil his biting kink.

Apparently she wanted to sacrifice her school teachers, principal and classmates to a demon in exchange for power.

My living room is not a place for you to commune in to argue over tiny details.

I live on Crime Alley and the elderly lady who lives across the street thinks that I'm either dating one of you, or that I am in big trouble with the law. She has also threatened to call the GCPD and I don't think that I can find a new place that's as cheap yet spacious that fast.

As for Red Hood...