So I didnât get to watch the episode until last night and I was actually surprised that it wasnât as bad as Tumblr made it out to be. I donât know if I missed something or what but I thought itâd be a whole lot worse. Iâll start with the things I was most worried about and go from there.
Raphael/Izzy: So I was under the impression they were like going to make out since in photos I couldnât really tell. While a friendship between them seems questionable, Raphael is practically bound by his faith and Iâm sure he hates to see anyone in a position he may have previously been in enough to help, even if it compromises some of his own thoughts. HOWEVER, do not take this to mean Iâm okay with what Izzy did. Raphael was very reluctant the first time and didnât want to do it at all the second, but Izzy convinced/forced him to bite her. I think the short heart-to-heart was partially because they were still high off each other and because Raphael wanted her to understand why he wouldnât do it anymore and why she needed to sweat it out. The slightly flirty banter at the end I think was partially the high and also Izzy being her confident flirty self. Given proper work, I could actually see a broship here. Two incredibly powerful, sassy, well-dressed people who donât take anyoneâs shit including each otherâs could be awesome. Just imagine the back and forth, Izzy casually flirting and Raph smiling and rolling his eyes like, âIsabelle Iâm asexual. I know you know this. Go flirt with your girlfriend.â Imagine them making snappy comments about people together or teasing each other about their SOâs. Right now though, it is definitely leaning towards toxic. I think it can be salvaged, however. I really hope Raphael can help Izzy get better and also warn any other vampires she might go to that if they bite her theyâll suffer. A lot. I hope they eventually work together to take out Alderdick. I wouldnât be surprised if Raphael could make the connection that Izzy wouldnât do this unless someone like Alderdick tricked her. Perhaps with Izzyâs help Simon could even go back to the hotel. That said, the lack of saphael made me sad and I wouldâve liked some interaction.
Climon: Ho boy. So it happened. Iâm not happy about it, but at least it hasnât strayed (too much) into the toxic territory I know itâll be if we look at book canon. I think Clary has some jealousy/boyfriend abandonment issues to work on judging by what Irisâ spell showed and Claryâs reaction to it. Simon though, my precious cinnamon roll, my baby, my Jewish nerd son, heâs just been so good. Iâm glad he at least got it out there even though I know how it ends. Iâm really hoping this means Simon will have more confidence in himself, which will hopefully lead to enough self-respect to put himself first when Clace inevitably comes back. As for the Climon chemistry⌠Ew. Ironically, watching them kiss felt like I was watching siblings kiss. Thereâs no romantic chemistry whatsoever. I kept thinking, âaw theyâre such cute friendsâ only to remember, whoops not friends anymore. They just donât work and I really hope the lack of chemistry was purposeful. They have great chemistry as friends but that kiss was just⌠No.
Maryse: I heard Maryse was coming back and I was so sure Iâd be screaming at her the whole episode. I kind of was, but by the end I was like, âshit, you are kind of basically grown up Izzy with your whole Iâll deal with it and take whatever I have to in order to get the job done kind of way as long as my family wonât get hurt.â Instead of a bitch, at the end I saw a woman who grew up in prejudiced times, hurting, accepting her mistakes, and trying to protect her family. There was one big crack in her tough woman armor and it broke me. I want to add Maryse to the list of strong women who deserve better in this show. Even though keeping the truth from Izzy could make her continue to hate her mother, she doesnât want Izzy to hurt. I just. Maryse has earned some real respect from me.
Max: needs to learn some manners, but he still owns my heart. Kids are way too smart sometimes.
Iris: I actually didnât know sheâd be back but when I saw her in the recap I knew thereâs be trouble. I can respect her need to protect Madzie though. On that we agree. Iâm also glad the blood oath doesnât have Clary like killing someone or something even though I wouldnât be surprised if this whole thing was Valentineâs plan. That was really clever with the cat thing though. The warlock battle was awesome.
Jace living with Magnus: I was afraid this might limit the Malec, but Iâm super happy with this and I broship it to high heaven. The bit about Jace knowing they did it was quality. That was just quality television right there. The blossoming bromance is great. I approve 1000000000%.
Malec: I know many people saw what happened last episode as toxic with Alec âforcingâ Magnus to have sex with him, and I do think it couldâve used more talking but I think this episode helped alleviate Magnusâ fears of being a hit it and quit it relationship. I think that was Magnusâ main issue with having sex rather than the sex itself, so while they still have work to do I think this was a quality episode for them. âI want to show her that this isnât going anywhere.â đŻđŻđŻđđđđŻđŻđŻ good shit I tell ya, good shit.
Clalec bros: Alec has grown on me so much and it hurts so bad to see him want to fucking JUMP OFF A GODDAMN ROOF!! Like, Jesus. I just. Thank fuck for Clary reaffirming that she doesnât blame him. I really hope that will help Alec move on. Also props to Clary for not blaming him. It can be really easy to blame other people for stuff like that, even if they couldnât have done anything otherwise. We donât often see Clary not being destructive (imo), so I think their broship is good for her and I think helps Alec lighten up a bit too.
The trailer: So. So. Shit goes down. I checked and that is definitely Raphael getting smacked around by Alec. Considering what he says to Magnus and that Izzy is in the background, Iâm betting either Alec finds out about the yin fen or Izzy comes clean. I bet Raphael even went with Izzy to tell Alec to make sure she didnât chicken out. Or maybe not, who knows. Iâm totally not digging Claryâs new suicidal tendencies even if she has her reasons straight. We get it, youâre a danger but just. Ahhh. I have to wonder if this is when Simon becomes a daylighter if Clary convinces him to drain her (or turn her??? Like she canât be pure angel blood if she becomes a vamp right???). Also, Maia. I love you. Youâre badass, but please chill a little. Just slightly. Please. Looks like next episode is gonna be another roller coaster.