Haikyuu Headcanons

Hi, sorry, I know I haven’t posted in like, a year. But I do plan on coming back, but I’m short on ideas for now. I’m gonna wait to see season 4, and then you’ll probably get a thousand new head canons!

Sorry to add this on here, but I don’t really have time to put it anywhere else. I do have a long list of headcanons that aren’t in the queue. I won’t be able to update till I’m back in a week, because I’m going away to visit cousins, so the blog will temporarily stop, but I’ll be back soon!

When Oikawa’s sister dies, he has to look after Takeru with Iwaizumi, which is like they’re married, but they’re not … (basically it’s a fanfic idea that’s been stewing for a while)

Kageyama is a Gordon Ramsey-esque restaurant critic who gives Hinata’s mediocre food pretty decent reviews because he’s super smitten.

Oikawa makes Hinata and Kageyama clean up all the hair that falls during haircuts.

Seeing the way Asahi treats his beautiful hair hurts Oikawa in his soul.

Oikawa is that talkative person who gossips while doing your hair but can’t talk in front of Iwaizumi

Hinata fumbles over everyone cause he’s got no control over his own feet, so he may just spill your (crappy) in flight meal on you, but don’t worry, his boyfriend Kageyama will make it worse and potentially puke on you, due to his fear of heights and you leaving your window open.

As if Oikawa doesn’t use the restrooms to fuck his boyfriend.

Stewardess Oikawa gives way too much info over the comm when talking about the flight.

We all know Oikawa would be the whiniest model ever, but he shuts up if Iwaizumi turns up and puts him in line.

Iwaizumi could be a masseuse, but then that would mean Oikawa would share his talented fingers.

As if Oikawa doesn’t find every cupboard to make out with his boyfriend in. 

Hinata works as an art teacher at a school, everyone thinks he’s a student given his height.

Oikawa is Rumpelstiltskin and Iwaizumi is a very feisty Belle.

Oikawa is Captain Hook, Iwaizumi is Emma Swan? I can see Iwa-chan being that reluctant hero.

Hinata is Snow White, and Kageyama is Prince (not-so) Charming.