Supernatural hunter

Chopper and Usopp our plan with the sparklers.

When suddenly Y/n and Luffy were running across the beach.

Y/n and Luffy in unison: "SOMEBODY GAVE US FIRE!!!!!"

Everyone looks over to Robin who started laughing.

Jinbe: "Y/n do I even need to ask?"

Y/n: "i'm setting inside a salt circle while I read."

Jinbe: "I can see that, but what is the reason for the salt circle?"

Y/n: "it's not just any salt circle it is a 'sea salt' salt circle, since regular salt only works for supernatural beans and not devil fruit users, i used sea salt instead because devil fruit users are weak against seawater, then seasalt should have the same effect as the seawater because the ocean water is pretty salty trust me, i've tried it at once."

Robin: "Not gonna lie that's actually pretty clever."

Y/n: "why thank you Robin, and to answer your question earlier. I'm sitting inside the seasalt salt circle is so Luffy doesn't bother me while i'm trying to read in peace and if he does trying to interrupt my reading, he's going to be in for a rude awakening."

Jinbe and Robin both shrugged.

It was your first day as a new member of the strawhat pirates you were sitting with the others eating dinner, you were eating your meal while everyone was talking. But then zoro made some snarky comment that made Sanji upset, suddenly you popped off with.

"You know Zoro, wouldn't it be better if you just stayed focused on watching your last two brain cells fight for 3rd place." You said so casually, leaning back in your chair and taking a sip of your drink,

But all around you, you noticed the other's reaction to your insult? Sanji immediately covered his mouth before letting out a "Pff..." sound trying to hold in his laughter, Usopp spit out his drink, Nami and Chopper giggle, Luffy, Franky and Brook burst out laughing, Robin just smirks, Jinbe muttered out "that was clever." Before taking the sip of his tea.

Robin: "Y/n are you okay?"

Y/n: "Don't worry about me i'm alright."

Usopp: "Y/n are you sure there isn't something down there you can use to climb out?"

Y/n: *Sarcastically*

Y/n: "Oh, wait! Here's a grappling hook. Oh, and an escalator! Silly me!"

Nami: "we're about to die. Y/n! Do you really want your final words to be sarcastic?"

Y/n: *Sarcastically*

Y/n: "NoooooOOOOOooooo!"

Jinbe: "She's smart i'm sure she'll find her way out eventually?"

Luffy: "Hey, if we throw Brook down there, maybe she could make a ladder out of his bones?"

Brook: *shocked but also angry*

Luffy: "So you're saying that you are made of chocolate?"

*Luffy looks at you like he does the way when he looks at meat.*

Y/n: *looks horrified*

Y/n: "NO, LUFFY, WAIT!, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A METAPHOR THE KEYWORD WAS HYPOTHETICALLY!"

You start to make a run for it, and your captain starts chasing you around the ship.

Y/n: *claps her hands together*

Usopp: *both hands on his chest and collapse to the floor*

Usopp: "OW! SHOT FIRED! MAN DOWN!, MAN DOWN!."

Y/N: *Singing*

Y/n: "Hey Luffy i got a question to ask you?"

Luffy: "Sure Y/n what's up?"

Y/n: "if we were in a situation where we are all trapped, and we have to eat Chopper and or Jinbe, would that still count as cannibalism?"

The room goes quiet for a minute.

Usopp: "Oh dear god Y/n's dark theories are even more disturbing than Robin's?"

Zoro leans over to Usopp and whispers.

Zoro: "hold on. I think she might be onto something?"

Sanji thinks for a second?

Sanji: "she does have a point? I mean reindeer and fish do count as part of a meat produce group and it could also depend on the flavor of the meats?"

Jinbe and Chopper are now feared for their lives with the look of horror spread across their faces.

Jinbe and Chopper: "Now wait a second?!" They both shout at the exact same time.

Robin chimes in with her own dark theories you sit there, laughing as the others carry on their own conversations and adds in their own theories to your question

Brook: "Ow, i think I pulled a muscle?"

Y/n: "you can't pull what you don't have."

Y/n: "Okay here are the ground rules? You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair, I am A-okay with being stabbed, biting and scratching are on the table you can use fire."

The crew looks at you in utter disbelief.

Zoro: "these are the ground rules, is there anything off limits?"

Y/n: "Damn, man you got something really sick you wanna do huh? Oh you nasty little pervert alright i like it. Oh, don't tell me surprise me?"

Nami hides her face in her hands and shakes her head with a groan.

Usopp looks at his captain with a confused look?

Y/n: *picks up an object to throw at them*

Nami: "No! Y/n drop it, we don't throw (object) at our friends."

*one of your friends pick up an object and throws it at you*

Y/n: "i think I see a light at the end of this cave, I'm gonna go towards it?"

Usopp: "NO Y/N DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!?"

Y/n: 🎤you want some toast, i bet you do?🎶

Sanji: 🎤 please add some jam and butter too?🎶

Y/n: 🎤 we're out of grape, so sad, it's all your fault for forgetting it Sanji.🎶

Sanji stops and thinks for a moment?

Sanji: "You know what Y/n?"

Y/n: "Yeah Sanji?"

Sanji: 🎤 You got nerve.🎶

You laugh.

Y/n: "that's a good one babe, but seriously, can you please add grape jam to your grocery list?"