*in a store parking lot*
Barnacles-ok dashie, *hands wallet* go in the store and buy bread and bread only.
Dashie- pft- no problem captain!
*20 minutes later*
*dashie comes back with a turtle*
Barnacles-dashie…
Dashie-I can explain-
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*in a store parking lot*
Barnacles-ok dashie, *hands wallet* go in the store and buy bread and bread only.
Dashie- pft- no problem captain!
*20 minutes later*
*dashie comes back with a turtle*
Barnacles-dashie…
Dashie-I can explain-

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in light of most recent comic: i'm imagining something like [whos that pokemon voice] WHOOOS THAAAT FICTIVE?? [ad break] [return from ad break] IIIIITS POMNI!
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do you have a link or name of the irish mina reading essay pleasesse. i need it for normal reasons and also because i do really admire the courage to go "proceeding from the assumption that my interpretation is right and correct"
it's "Postcolonial Dread and the Gothic: Refashioning Identity in Sheridan LeFanu’s Carmilla and Bram Stoker’s Dracula" by robert a. smart from the essay collection Transnational and Postcolonial Vampires: Dark Blood. I've got it digitally on proquest through my school library, dunno where else it's available.
thanks for posting about unvale because it has reminded us to do our apparently biyearly "oh fuck i should go upload characters to unvale" (not kidding about the biyearly thing. last time i was on there was 6 months ago. last time before that . 1 year ago) so um. yeah. thanks. good luck out there its so hard to put characters on a website (not joking)
SONDER!! just saw you follow us on there and went YAYYYY SONDERRR YAYYYYY :3
it is. so hard to put characters on a website. i am fighting for my fucking life out here
hey do you have the "married couple and just some guy" presentation post on hand. im trying really hard to find it to show to a friend of mine and cant </3
i was out birding all day here's the post lol

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as a non-practicing jew i think tlt is one of the Most catholic serieses i've Ever read and honestly i appreciate that about it. bc like at least it's upfront about it you know? as a kid i always hated it when authors tried to hide christianity in their books it felt like a trick. fuck you c s lewis i know the lion is jesus you cant fucking get me. but in tlt it's just one of the many many layers of subtext and intertextual references flying right over my dumb little head. anyway im claiming the sixth house as space jewish and im only half joking about this
YES i think a big difference is that a lot of fictional books are catholic in the sense of like.. they want to convert you. or at least the author thinks catholicism is the Right Way and so the narrative holds all of these not-so-subtle religious messages about salvation and god’s love and lion jesus or whatever. the locked tomb definitely has catholicism baked into its structure and narrative but it also centers on the negative parts of the catholic church - imperialism and the crusades, religious trauma, bigotry, etc etc etc in a way that’s very refreshing to read. gideon is space jesus and that’s not a good thing!
also you’re correct about the sixth. rip palamedes sextus your bar mitzvah would have gone insane
BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! MANY HAPPY SOLAR RETURNS 🎉 and also why i'm here the reason we have stuart little cutout at the museum is because we have one of e. b. white's boats. the reason why its stuart little rather than wilbur or that swan or any less terrifying e b white character i cannot say
THANK YOU SONDER!! i appreciate the gift of fear and concern
i was trying to find you the "its going to be different but its going to be okay" dog but i couldnt :( do you know the dog im talking about? picture it in your mind. im sending it to you
i do know the dog youre talking about!! thank you sonder ;w;