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"Bischi komm"

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What a beautiful 🤩

Funny moment at the Bayern press conference before FCBATA. We ask Tom Bischof about his relationship with Aleks Pavlovic and Lennart Karl — and who is number one at the Uno game.

Bishop: “Of course I am.” When the press conference is finished and Bischof opens the door to the side room (the players' cafeteria), Pavlovic cries out: “Hey, why do you say you're the best at Uno?”

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They were too important to each other😭

Seriously, would love to be your friend 😭

So sweet🥹 thank you!!

I am a very 2000s Bundesliga and DFB myself (also Greece NT LOL). Also a former Werder fan xD Here are my ships that I can remember... I read a lot of AMAZING stuff on Fanfiktion.de and I sack TONS of ships xD

• Johan Micoud/Angelos Charisteas (Bremen)

• Fabian Ernst/Paul Stalteri (Bremen)

• Per Mertesacker/Tim Borowski

• Tim Borowski/Miroslav Klose

• Per Mertesacker/Simon Rolfes

• Simon Rolfes/Stefan Kiessling

• Arne Friedrich/Marcell Jansen

• etc. lol it's like 4 am here and I couldn't force my brain enough to remember more ships I like :v

SOOOO!!!! COUGHS NICE TO MEET YOU!!1!1!!!!??1?1 >:D

What a beautiful ask 😱 yes nice to meet you!!!

Very happy that you found our community :)

That’s WHY I made it. After falling into some classic German football ships for inexplicable reasons, I was just screaming for a while — like, ‘ONLY ME??? Really?? Why????’

I've been going around Ao3, Livejournal, X, fanfiction.net, tumblr, even some Chinese website, etc looking for crumbs and fan stuffs from the past that haven't gone away yet, and I've been lucky enough to come across a few my people here. And I thought we needed a community for ourselves. To gather as many people as possible, and to let them know that they are NOT alone. And you found us! 🥰

Fanfiktion.de, yeah, their only downside is that it’s so hard to search… anyway, can you recommend the amazing fics you read? And would you share your agenda, hc or lores for us?? We are so READY to fall down another rabbit hole.

In fact, my main focus is Bayern and German NT — especially '70s, '90s, and from mid-to-late 2010s to the present. So I don't have a lot of knowledge about the '00s Bundesliga. But I’m willing to get into everything 🤗😏

German football family tree

The ultimate version — if I’m even allowed to call it that. Previous versions are here.

I am, for reasons unknown, deeply and irreversibly invested in this universe. I have way too many thoughts, headcanons, and character analyses I want to talk about, but if I tried to explain everything, this would never see the light of day. So I’m posting it like this.

I know some people are probably sharpening stones already, but hey — come, sweet death!! 🤣

And as for the consanguineous relationships… please just squint and move on. This was absolutely not intentional; I just ended up cramming in every ship and piece of lore I love, and, well… here we are.

Lastly, if this made you even a little curious about classic (German) football rpf — welcome. We’re always happy to have you. 💖

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