Time to simp over bram stoker again-
I meanā¦. I know heās only shoulders and a head but likeā¦ heās sentientā¦. And heās got a personalityā¦. And personally i feel he deserves love too, and i think he would be very grateful for it.
Letās be real. Letās be COMPLETELY honest. Bram stoker might single handedly be the MOST touch starved character in all of bsd. I donāt wanna just compound on all of this to make everyone feel bad for him but- i would like to take a moment to point out.
He has spent he pastā¦. Who knows how many yearsā¦ in a literal box. I donāt think heās slept all that time because he wants to. I donāt think he was given a choice. He was left coldā¦ and alone with his thoughts for years. Fukichi wouldnāt even give him a fucking RADIO. And that makes me so mad. Fukichi wouldnāt even give him the simple curtesy of some music to help keep the silence from driving him mad.
If this motherfuckerās nose itchesā¦. Or he gets uncomfortable in his coffin- what the actual fuck is he supposed to do??? Scratch it?? Roll over?!? How??!? Itās got to be absolutely miserable. Just laying on his back in that stupid coffin- or being mounted uprightā¦? Have you seen the way Fukichi carries him? It just LOOKS uncomfortable. The poor babyā¦.
Alright- vent asideā¦ all of this is to compound on why i believe heās the most touch starved character. I just feel like it would do him good to have somebody take just a little care for him.
Imagine how nice it would be to just give him some time out of the coffin, and take him to do something to help cure his boredom. Take him to see a movie! Iām sure heād absolutely love that.
Why even pay for an extra seat. You could just hold him in your lap. ^_^ā¦.
The idea of carrying this man around by hugging him to you chest and letting him rest his chin on your shoulderā¦? Itās too much for me to bare. The heart palpitations it gives meā¦ Christ.
Offer him somewhere better to sleep other than the coffin. Iām sure he would quite enjoy a chance to sleep in an actual bed again. You can pull him up into your chest and stroke his hair and Iām sure it would put him out like a light. But for once it would actually be a comfortable sleep.
Speaking of stroking his hairā¦.. i just know this man would like it when you pet his hair or his shoulders. Any touch at all, as long as youāre not hurting him, i feel like he adores. I know thereās not much space to really touch- but i feel like heād really like it if you rubbed that spot just between his shoulders on his back. And obviously, if you pet his ears he might makeā¦. More unsavory noises. šš
I know thereās gotta be an awful crick in his neck from the way heās been laying in that coffin for years. If you rubbed his shoulders- or helped ease the tenseness of those muscles, he might think youāre god.
I donāt quite know how the biology worksā¦ if we were to eat something. I know he doesnāt need it to survive, obviouslyā¦ but like Iām curious about the biology of if he can consume food at all.
But letās just go off of the assumption that he can for thisā¦.
Imagine letting him try new foods or drinks, and gently spoon feeding himā¦. I donāt know why thatās just so soft? But- the thought of trailing your fingertips along his jaw as you spoon feed himā¦ ughā¦ itās so sugary sweet it makes me wanna vomit in the best was possible.
Ordering a milkshake or something and tenderly offering him the straw-ā¦.
I feel like if he likes you, heās actually at least somewhat talkativeā¦ likeā¦ he can carry on a conversation.
He probably tells you a lot of stories from when he was an earl in Europe. Theyāre all likeā¦ shockingly interesting stories?!?
Heās a great listener, likeā¦ he genuinely is curious and interested in the stuff you have to talk about. Even if you think itās boring, heās literally been trapped in a dark box for years. Pleaseā¦ talk about anything and everything just donāt put him back.
Heās likeā¦ deathly attracted to your natural body heat. He himself is coldā¦ constantly. Like his skin is just icy to the touch. But youāre just so warm.
He nuzzles into your shoulder and falls asleep there a lot. I also feel like if heās comfortable with you, he would ask you to hold him so that he can sleep there.
Or if you need your hands and canāt just hold him there against you, heāll ask if he can just rest his head on your thighs and sleep there.
All together i just feel like you CANNOT go wrong with dating this man. You just canāt. I know you guys canāt technically have sexā¦. Butā¦ maybe one dayā¦. And Iām sure he really appreciates that you love him even without that additive.
Butā¦. At the same timeā¦.
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This man could eatā¦ probably. Sit on his face. Go on. Do it. Heāll get the hang of it quickly. Just stroke his hair while you do it and heās absolutely fine with letting you suffocate him to death with your thighs. Iām sure he likes being able to do that for youā¦. And he noises he can make you make with his tongue drive him crazy. He prays to god one day he can get his body back so he can absolutely plow you in the way that you deserve.
I wanna talk about bram stoker with somebody and i think Iāve made that stunningly clear
