But guys… i don’t mean to point this out… but like…
Bram stoker…
Backpack boyfriend.
The portable boyfriend! Purse boyfriend! Bring him with you everywhere! Bring him to the park! Bring him to the mall! Bring him to the nail salon! It’s not like he has anything better to do! He can hold you’re debit cards in his mouth. 😌
See? Debit cards. Credit cards. Spare change. Boom.

















