#brainlessness

Like the Our Father prayer.

Like imagine if you said this everyday and just fucking IGNORED it, despite it being Therapeutic:

OH flying Spaghetti monster, sup? You're so cool.

(Our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name)

Shit happens and I know I don't have to worry about anything except my reaction to it because of your coolness. I just need to keep my cool like you.

(Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven)

Thanks for and to all the good stuff in my life,

(Give us this day our daily bread)

and hey I know I've fucked up from time to time, I'll try and do better tomorrow.

(And forgive us our trespasses)

And all my friends & neighbors who have crossed my boundaries? Eh, we're human, I'm letting that little, stupid shit go.

(As we forgive those who have trespassed against us)

Thanks for listening, Spaghetti, you're so cool.

(For thine is the kingdom power glory blah blah blah amen)

Like we touched on all of Therapy's Greatest Hits:

90 seconds,

saying shit in sync to feel a part of something bigger (aka Music)

daily gratitude,

forgiving oneself and others for foibles and small annoyances.

Stopping needless worry and living in the moment,

reminder for concentrating on your own reaction, because you Can't control everything.

Imagine actually believing in a religion and straight up not even recognizing that kind of therapy, just saying words blindly because that's what you do.

Video from BBC News

Two girls talk about their participation in the London riots, drinking wine they stole from a local shop.

I have never seen a better example of people without brains. They clearly didn't think this one through, did they? Inferring from the fact that they are attempting to show up "the rich people", these girls are poor. And thanks to the damage they've done, guess what, girls? You're going to get poorer. Proud now, are we? If not them, then their parents will definitely feel the pinch, as if we all weren't already. [Well, apart from investment bankers- oh, wait, the stock market's also going down the pan. Fun times all round, eh?] Prices are going to rise as a consequence of looting those small businesses. They might even close down, then where will you buy your weekly food? Think of it as good fun now, why don't you, but don't blame the government now if there's no jobs in your area and you don't have any money.