Feb 13
Coach: βOne, two, three!β
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Coach looks confused.
The fourth guy just points at himself:
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Coach: βOne, two, three!β
πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ
They run.
Coach looks confused.
The fourth guy just points at himself:
βFour.β !!! π ββοΈ π€£
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The Simulation Is Lagging Again π
entering a room with full confidence only to immediately lose every single thought in your brain like a sim whose action was just cancelled by the player. π§ββοΈ
we really out here standing in the middle of the kitchen staring at the toaster like it holds the secrets to the universe, meanwhile our internal processor is just spinning a rainbow wheel of death. it's the "loading⦠please wait" phase of the day where you're physically present but your soul has disconnected from the server. brain empty, no thoughts, just static and the faint sound of a dial-up modem.
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Trying some new stuff π€
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Blank stare β blank stare loading
Heeyyyy so I bought the new Bill Cipher book and now I canβt stop seeing him in my dreams. He keeps babbling about a deal and how I would have power and universes and blah blah blah stuff. Itβs gotten to the point where I wake up in the middle of the night in random rooms of my house, but that has happened only a few times. I miiiiighhttt take the deal though, I need new tires anyways :)
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Your world not ours
OH THE BOOK
wha-
IT'S A CLASSIC
I HEARD ONE FELLA ALREADY GOT IT?
what the-
GOOD JOB TO THAT GAL!
I WONDER WHAT YOU'LL FIND THERE π€ͺ
REMEMBER, REALITY'S AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLGORAM BUY GOLD BYEEEEEEE
DUDE, I AM SO CONFUSED
IM SEEING TMNT CRAP THAT SAYS "cabin 6" "Cabin 9" "Cabin 4" WHAT DOES THAT MEAAANNNN? I'M SO CONFUUUZED sob
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How do you think bly got his name
I have no idea at all. Could be some creature in the Star Wars universe we don't know about. Maybe the word itself actually has a meaning. But I think this is what happened:
He ate something disgusting his brothers pranked him with and made that "Blech" sound you do when you taste something awful. His brothers started calling him Blech. Master Ayala took pity and started calling him Bly, which doesn't sound as mean but is still close enough, until his brothers picked it up too.
Yeah pretty lame, but I really have no idea what his name is about π
Me: We didn't even have planes 100 years ago.
@landysbear: Yes we did, WWI.
Me: *fully knows about the Wright bros and Lyman Gilmore cir 1902 onwards*
Also me: *somehow still thinks the year 1900 was 100 years ago*
Why does this keep happening?
I mixed salt with Sugar ππππππ
I can't with myself
(THE TWO SHARE ONE DIFFERENCE THO, THE SPOON IN CONTAINERS. I AM SUPPOSED TO RECOGNIZE WHICH IS WHICH BY SPOON π normally I do but today my brain had a small Uh- lag and reset π)