#boobiedook

Her account got deactivated again at some point this afternoon because tumblr’s a dick (nothing new)

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I MUST ASK WHAT THIS IS ABOUT

I think Lisa is sleeping, so I can tell you. 

We went to Trader Joe’s - because I had never been to one - and she had been making fun of my enthusiasm for the store, and then we noticed that they were sampling ice cream. 

So. Of course, we try it. And I’m chatting up the ice cream sample girl, and mention that it’s National Ice Cream Day, and is that why they are serving ice cream today?

And the girl is all ‘yeah, of course. You know it’s the only day in the year we are allowed to serve ice cream?” 

And Lisa, my beloved Lisa, turns around and is all, “really?”

Ice cream girl affirms and goes on about how they can’t serve ice cream any other day of the year and meanwhile, I am killing myself laughing in the Trader Joe’s and Lisa finally gets it and oh. my. god. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. 

Chocolate ganache, smooth, dark and silky slid down his throat causing James to shiver in ecstasy.  One more bite of the fudgey raspberry cake and  he might just die in chocolate heaven.  Or in this case, Cosmic Cakes, a bakery known for it’s dedication to intense flavors to woo your beloved, cure broken hearts, win forgiveness or consummate true love.  And consummation was definitely on his mind, since Dr. James McCrimmon found himself a patron of this bakery three months ago.

Three months of banana creme brulee; Chocolate orange napoleans; amaretto custard cakes and the holy mecca of all things chocolate, the raspberry ganache cake.  Not to mention the blond mistress of his heart and all things pastry, chef Rose Tyler.  He’d designed apps in her honor, dedicated not just a star but a constellation to her brilliance and hired her to bake his sister’s wedding cake.  Donna who could not be pickier, raved as did all her guests.

“Well, do you like the new chocolate I imported from Ecuador?”  She leaned in close and furrowed her brow as she scrutinized the remnants of the cake.

“Everything you make is molto bene, beyond orgasmic.”  He paused mid fork in the air as he realized what he’d said.  His cheeks flushed.

Rose smiled brightly and leaned on  the tasting counter, her white chefs coat gaping slightly at the top.  “So you like my chocolate do you?  Or are you more interested in my raspberries?”

“Uh...that is to say--”  He gulped down water and coughed.  “I like all of it.  I mean I’d devour anything you--”  He  opened and closed his mouth several times.  Rose straightened and cocked her head to the side.

“You know, I think I might close early today.”

“Oh.” Disappointment rained down.  He slid off his chair and stared mournfully at the half eaten cake.

“After all, I should feed you more than cake.”

He brightened as she called out to her assistant that she was taking off early.

“You bake all day.  I could maybe take you to dinner?” He suggested nervously.  She unbuttoned her chef’s coat and his eyes glued to the curvaceous figure encased in a black dress beneath.

“Was  hoping you’d say that.”  She curled her arm through his and what started out with a bakery obsession ended with a romance sweeter than any chocolate concoction he could dream about.

Weekly round up of fic I’ve read and enjoyed this week.  Do yourself a favor and check ‘em out!

askbox fic for @badwolfxoncomingstorm by @escapadesofanaskboxficfairy (Nine/Rose, AU), based off of this fic prompt

prompt fic by @cryofthewolf (Nine/Rose)

Eternities Without You by @boobiedook (Nine/Rose, hurt/comfort)

prompt fic by @perfectlyrose (Nine/Rose)

Nature of War: Chapter 13 by @cryofthewolf (Eight/Rose, Human Nature UA)

Lean on Me by @countessselena (Nine/Rose)

prompt fic by @perfectlyrose (Twelve/Rose)

Counterspell by @perfectlyrose (Nine/Rose, UA), part of the Everyday Magic ‘verse

askbox fic for me by @escapadesofanaskboxficfairy (Nine/Rose)

Challenge by @ciara-jane (Nine/Rose, NSFW-ish?)

Fever Dream by @megabadbunny (Nine/Rose, hurt/comfort, NSFW)

Kill It, Please!, I Hope I Didn’t Keep You Waiting, At Least We’ll Be Warm, Right?, and The Next Locksmith Isn’t Available for Six Hours by @timeladyofthesith (Nine/Rose, AU, NSFW-ish?)

prompt fic by @perfectlyrose (Nine/Rose)

that’s the WORST way to die tbh. like that’s just embarrassing. “I was offed by ice cream and chocolate oops”hmm maybe it’s the best way now that i say it like that.

OMG, what can I say about @boobiedook?! She and I had a near-death experience together in Madison a little over a year ago in which we almost hyperventilated to death, and she made me these wildly inappropriate name tags for my students that I love so incredibly much even though I will never ever be able to use them, and she appreciates the majestic beauty that is Exit 69 onto Big Beaver Road.

In short: Lisa is amazing. And makes me laugh, very hard, just about every time we interact. I’m so glad I met her in this goofy space.

Rose and Clara are dating when Nine grabs Rose’s hand in that basement and tells her to run.

Clara ends up helping them defeat the Nestene Consciousness, but when Nine asks them (both of them) to come with him, she declines, but tells Rose to go on when Nine promises to have her back in the blink of an eye.

However, a year passes, and when Clara hears the familiar sound of the TARDIS, she goes running towards the sound.

Rose doesn’t even have time to go inside the estate, or realize how long she’s been gone, before Clara throws her arms around her neck with such force that they fall in a heap on the ground.

“Clara, what the -”

“A year!” Clara exclaims through her tears. “You’ve been gone a whole year!”

“What?” Rose says in disbelief as they both climb to their feet.

“You!” Clara shouts, turning towards the Doctor. “Where did you take her?”

Clara is tiny and not very formidable, but the Doctor still finds himself taking a step back under her furious gaze. He hastily explains that he overshot the year, and apologizes.

Clara gives a humorless laugh as she swipes her hands over her cheeks, and turns to face Rose again. “Yeah, just wait until your mum sees you.”