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Thinking the captain of the loan team doesn’t like hybrids much.

Thinking about getting geared up for the mission and all your gear is at its normal length until the loan captain decides it’s too loose and tightens it until it’s uncomfortably digging into your skin. And when you voice that he shuts you down and tells you to shut up it’s for your safety. But it’s really not and it digs right into your inguinal crease (crease under the thighs) until you don’t notice it anymore. Getting back to base and being so sore and overwhelmed you go straight to your room instead of letting the team know you’re back.

I’m thinking it’s Ghost who notices first that your loan team is back and wonders why you haven’t let them know you’re back yet. Obviously he gets worried and goes looking for you eventually finding you face down on your bed still geared up. You’re unresponsive until he tries to roll you over which makes you cry out as the straps dig into your flesh more. He’s confused until he sees the dried blood around the straps mutilating you.

He’s mad.

He carries you to Prices office despite your protests. Mostly because the movement causes more pain.

He only stays in Price’s office long enough to show him what happened then he’s storming out to let off some steam (he goes to the gym and beats the shit out of a punching bag)

Thinking about half sitting half laying on Price’s lap while he comforts you and tries to hold you still and Soap surgically cuts and peels off pieces of the strap because it was so deep there was no other way to remove it. Ghost sits on the couch watching. Him and Soap want to jump the team that did this to you but Price put down his foot and told them they had to take care of your first.

Price eventually convincing Ghost to hold you so he could file paperwork against the other team while him and Soap are tending to you.

Ghost being the gentlest he’s ever been with you. Barely holding you down against his chest. Even when he nuzzles your neck to comfort you his touch is barely felt.

Bunny Hybrid!Simon who is always so mean. Bunny Hybrid!Simon and Bunny Hybrid!Reader who are always arguing to the point that no one can tell when it’s serious or a joke except the two of them

Bunny Hybrid!Simon and Bunny Hybrid!Reader who always have to nip, bite, punch, swat at each other. If they don’t both have physical marks something is wrong.

Bunny Hybrid!Simon and Bunny Hybrid!Reader who can not be too far away from each other. Bunny Hybrid!Simon and Bunny Hybrid!Reader who crush each other when one gets back from a solo mission. They snuggle and cuddle so violently that sitting next to them sounds like sitting next to a WWE match. Simon uses the bathroom with the door open but can’t get reader to adopt the same behavior

Bunny Hybrid!Simon and Bunny Hybrid!Reader who give each other bananas when they’re too tired for typical means of communication. A couple recruits saw this once and started a rumor that it meant something very naughty when really it basically means “I love you, take care of yourself” because bunnies love bananas (if you don’t believe me give your rabbit a banana NOW unless they are allergic or something)

Bunny Hybrid!Simon and Bunny Hybrid!Reader who grab each other so tight it should leave marks. When they hold hands it looks like some warped version of hand wrestling.

Oblivious reader who makes a sign or advertisement that says “I’ll take any bunny” and Simon sees it and is intrigued. Any bunny? And take in what way 🤨? (Sorry he’s a pervert)

This can be after seeing it once or multiple times (maybe he sees it for a couple days in a row in various places) he says fuck it he’s showing up and he’s either fucking or fighting (no he’s not)

And he shows up to readers house (who can but doesn’t have to be a hybrid but I like the idea of like a canine hybrid looking up at bunny hybrid with scared flattened ears because he is massive) and by the look on their face it hits Simon that they were not looking for a rabbit hybrid

Hehe anyways through some ambiguous Simon way he convinces reader to let him move in as their roommate

Also reader has a pet non hybrid rabbit in this

Biblically Accurate König is a loser and even quite possibly a pervert

His first and only girlfriend ever turned out to actually be a transman

Looking at him you would 100% think he’s a chaser but he’s more of kinda confused but he has the spirit

He can talk in a deep voice but mostly only does for comedic purposes or to mess with his beautiful boyfriend by sneaking up behind him and talking in a deep ass voice he doesn’t recognize

Biblically Accurate König is pathetic

Reader took one look and went I can fix this guy and he can!

Biblically Accurate König who the second his bf threatens him with no hugs or kisses for upsetting him lets out the most pathetic “…what …babe no…” and is regretting all his life decisions that lead to him being mad at him

But don’t worry they usually make up within hours

Biblically Accurate König who is the cockiest motherfucker on the field but the second his job is over he’s like a scared dog how do you talk to people???

Similar vein of thought spreading my autistic König propaganda

Biblically Accurate König when he’s on the field is talkative because he’s verbally stimming with quotes from war and or action movies and he thinks he sounds cool he doesn’t but shut up don’t tell him >:(

Biblically Accurate König whose autistic but didn’t find out until adulthood

Biblically Accurate König sharing one too many autistic traits with his beautiful boyfriend

Biblically Accurate König who stays up one night taking Am I Autistic? Tests and all of them say something along the lines of likely or highly likely

Biblically (autistic) Accurate König who enters the shared bedroom crying and says something along the lines of “Schatz I think I’m autistic” in the saddest voice you can imagine and sleepy reader boyfriend replying “I thought you were diagnosed” which makes him SOB even more (I’m sorry but the funniest reaction to me of people realizing they’re autistic is crying cuz like dawg you were always autistic this changes nothing)

Honestly debating whether Biblically Accurate König seeks a diagnosis or not but he is autistic either way

Okay off my autism bullshit for now

Biblically Accurate König who genuinely doesn’t know his own strength sometimes like he knows he’s strong but still underestimates himself sometimes

Biblically Accurate König that when he gets too rough feels bad even though he knows his boyfriend likes it

Biblically Accurate König who bites his boyfriend too hard on accident but is (a little mean) and tells him to stop scratching even though it’s itchy

Rabbit Hyrbid!Simon who is just so mean to you during bonding time :(

Simon who nips at their ears (and tail if they’re a hybrid or hits their butt if they’re not) during bonding time because he’s too embarrassed to ask you to raise your head 🥺

Okay gd Oakley I’ll mention you Some how the baby non hybrid rabbit thinks she’s the dominant one because Simon once nipper her to correct her and you went all out on him because how dare he hurt your baby >:( so now he doesn’t do anything to assert dominance because he wants to appease you

Simon who is always crushing you into the couch or floor or bed (his way of mounting because he is a consent king and doesn’t want to cross your boundaries) or squishing you against the wall or fridge or counter and cabinets because he thinks you want him to be the dominant one (nuh uh no way)

Simon who always chases you because he can’t be too far away from you and sometimes falls on you when you stop suddenly causing you to get bruised and injured :(

Simon who pisses himself because he’s so happy to see you but it comes off as territorial /jk

Simon who growls when he sees you but he’s trying really hard to purr he’s just not used to it and Simon who thumps when he sees you but it’s because he’s too big to binky properly

Reader who nips back to correct Simon’s behavior reader who does purr when Simon puts his entire weight on them because they’re autistic and it makes them feel safe

Simon who gets jealous when Reader spoils their pet bunny but because they know bunny body language they make sure to be extra affectionate when they’re falling asleep together

Reader who loves and accepts Simon’s weird and Simon that loves and accepts Reader’s weird and it’s okay because they’re in the dating stage so they’re still getting used to and learning about each other

This was worded better when I was in the shower :(

Gator!hybrid Simon “I would never hiss at my boyfriend” Riley versus gator!hybrid “always hissing at Simon” reader