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Petition to rename the Bedard-Celebrini-Minten Trio the BC Brat Pack (just like Crosby-MacKinnon-Marchand is the Nova Scotia Mafia)?

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finally didnât edit something depressing and heart wrenching whoâs impressed? wow I love the nova scotia mafia and they are so silly goofy w each other but love each other so bad
i love that patrice bergeron picked up a post-retirement side gig doing nesn broadcasts, because it's important to recognize that he is so ass at this job. he views this 'job' as 'sit on couch with razor and tuukka and talk. perhaps twice a period say something tangentially related to the game being played. most importantly, bring up brad marchand at LEAST twice a game, preferably upwards of ten'. he truly is the world's most perfect man.
Hard to miss (bm63)
(18+ CONTENT - NSFW)
Pairing: Brad Marchand x Fem!Reader
Word count: 2k
Summary: A silly conversation about Brad's nose leads to him going down on you
Warning(s)/Tag(s): Established relationship, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, oral sex (f!receiving), unprotected penetrative sex, slight praise kink
Notes: GAH!! Brad's massive noseâŚthe way he had licked opposing players as a BruinâŚI had to write something about those two qualitiesâŚto uh, benefit us ;)
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"Do you ever think about how weird noses are?" Brad asked, body sinking into the couch beside you. His arm slipped around your waist. His cologne wafted around him, yet you could smell a trace of sweatâjust back from practice.
"What, like philosophically?" You snort softly, leaning into him a little bit, "Or are you now finally realizing you've always had one?"
"Hey!" He nudged your shoulder, grinning. "Nah, I mean functionally. They're just... there. Sure, they smell stuff, but mine mostly gets whacked with sticks, pucksâŚâ he trails off for a moment, âfists,â eyes shining. âBut yeahâitâs basically a target out there." He tapped his noseâbig, adorned with a new scratch across the bridge from a recent game, but more importantly, unmistakably crooked from years of abuse. "Pretty sure mineâs just for decoration now."
You laugh, "Please. It's iconic." You edge closer, knees brushing his thigh.
He flashed his trademark grin, his fingers drew slow, looping patterns on your hip through the fabric of your sweatpants.
"True," he mused, voice lowering, "It's just that my nose is extremely noticeable." His thumb slid up, teasing the edge of your waistband. You looked from his hand into his eyes, his eyes that were starting to glisten with mischief. "It's especially obvious when it's buried somewhere."
Smooth, Marchand. Real subtleâyou think, biting back a grin.
You lift an eyebrow, pretending to be unaffected. "Oh? And where's that, exactly?"
"Likeâ" he started, but his hands were already tightening on your waist, pulling you effortlessly into his lap. You straddled him, his mouth finding the curve of your neck, his nose tracing along your skin as he breathed you in. "Here," he murmured, letting his meaning sink in with the press of his body.
He nips softly, and with a gasp, you twist a hand into his hairâshort and soft. His faint stubble drew a delicious line as he moved lower, teeth skimming your collarbone. You arched your back, pressing your chest further into his, his left hand spread possessively along your lower back.
"You're such an idiot," you breathe, words thinning as you roll your hips into his, heat pooling low in your belly.
Brad just laughed, vibrating against your skin as his calloused palms slipped under your shirt, skimming your stomach. "Yeah, but you tolerate it," he teased, grinning up at you.
Your retort died on your lips as Brad gripped your hips, lifting you from his lap and moving you to the end of the couch. He dropped to his knees, hooking his fingers into your sweatpants and underwear and sliding them down in one practiced motion. His hands glided along your calves as he pulled the last of your clothes away, then gently lifted your calves to rest on his shoulders. Settled between your thighs, his nose and mouth perfectly aligned. He looked up at you, eyes dark. Your mouth falls open with a little whine.
He leaned in, letting his large nose nudge your clit. Then backs away, teasing: "Right here, huh? Good thing it fits."
"Fuckâ" you gasp, words dissolving into a moan as he leans in, his tongue licking a slow, deliberate stripe up your center.
His nose brushed your clit with every movement, sending jolts of pleasure through your core. His grip on your hips was firm, holding you open and steady for his mouth.
"Jesus, Marchy," you manage, voice already shaking, one hand twisted in his hair while the other scrabbles for purchase on the armrest.
He hums against you, the vibration making your thighs tremble.
You feel his grin when you jolt against his mouth. "You taste fucking incredible," he mutters, voice husky, before diving back in with hunger that makes your toes curl.
His tongue was relentlessâbroad strokes and sharp flicks over your clit, never letting up. His mouth dipped lower, lips sealing around you to suck hard before his tongue slid inside, fucking you with slick, eager strokes. All the while, his nose kept rubbing your clit, constant friction sparking pleasure that made your toes curl. His stubble scraped your inner thighs, the sting amplifying the molten heat of his mouth.
"Fingersâ" you managed, hips rocking against his face, and he didnât hesitate, slipping two inside you.
They curled just right, rubbing that spot inside you while his tongue took over on your clit, and suddenly the room was too bright, too loud, your pulse thundering in your ears as the pressure built. Brad didnât let up, his movements growing more urgent, his free hand sliding up to pinch your nipple through your shirt, and you came with a cry, his name tearing from your throat as you soaked his chin.
Your thighs quivered against his face as Brad licked you through the aftershocks, delighting in every shudder. He groaned into you, rough and approving, then finally pulled back to grin upâchin gleaming, lips swollen, eyes dark with satisfaction.
"Perfect," he muttered, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, looking every bit as satisfied as if he'd just had dessert.
You collapsed into the cushions, breathless, fingers still tangled in his hair. "Youâre insufferable," you managed, chest rising and falling as you tried to steady yourself.
Brad pressed a kiss to your knee, then made his way up your bodyâslow, purposeful, the bulk of him sinking you further into the couch. He slipped a knee between your thighs, his hips finding yours, the hard line of his cock pressing hot against your thigh through his sweatpants. Instinctively, you spread your legs wider, inviting him in.
"You love it," he smirked.
His mouth found your neck, stubble leaving a trail of tingling heat. His hands slid under your shirt, warm palms tracing up your ribs, thumbs brushing the undersides of your breasts. You arched up, oversensitive but greedy for more, and Brad didnât hesitateâhe tugged your shirt up, helping you wriggle free. His mouth closed over your nipple instantly, tongue swirling before sucking hard enough to make you gasp. You squirmed beneath him, pleasure and overstimulation blurring together, sparks racing down your spine. Brad smirked against your skin, his hand traveling down your stomach and between your thighs again.
"So fucking wet," he breathed, dragging his fingers through your slick before pressing two back inside you with a groan.
You arched into his touch, whimpering as his fingers curled, hitting that spot that sent your vision sparkling at the edges. His mouth lingered at your breast, teeth grazing your nipple before soothing it with his tongue, the dual sensations making your hips jerk, grinding helplessly against him.
âFuckâMarchy, please,â you gasp, voice cracking as your fingers clench in his hair, torn between wanting to push him away or pull him impossibly closer.
Bradâs quiet chuckle rumbles against your skin as he lifts his head, mouth shiny, gaze set on oursâhis pupils blown, lips curling in a cocky tilt.
âPlease what, sweetheart?â he teases, crooking his fingers inside you, watching the way your breath stutters. âCâmon. Use your words.â
You glare, or try to, but your thighs are trembling, and your resolve shatters the moment his thumb circles your clit, making you moan instead. Brad grins, wicked and patient, then leans down to lick a stripe up your throat.
His mouth hovers around your ear. âYeah, I know,â he rasps, âbut I wanna hear you beg for it.â
The bastard was enjoying thisâhis fingers relentless, his grip on your hip bruising, taking his time winding you so tight you might snap. You swallowed, pride finally giving way to desperate need.
âWant you to fuck me,â you blurted, the words tumbling out in a rush. âRight now. Donât make me wait.â
Bradâs grin turned feral as he pulled his fingers away and shoved his sweatpants down his hips. His cock sprang free, hard and flushed, the tip shining as he stroked himself, watching hunger darken your eyes.
âYeah?â he growled, thumb circling your clit. âYou want it like this?â
He didnât wait for an answer. Shifting back on his haunches, he lifted your thighs over his shoulders and slid a pillow beneath your lower back, drawing a small, grateful smile from you.
Wasting no time, one hand anchored at your hip, the other guided him to your entrance. He pressed in with one slow, steady thrustâstretching you deliciously, your back arching as he filled you. Heat and pressure bloomed at your core. Brad groaned, forehead pressed to yours as he paused, letting you adjust, breath hot and shaky. He kissed you, soft and grounding, until your bodies settled together.
He pulled away with a rough, âFuck,â grunting against your lips. âAlways so fucking tight for me.â
Then he started to move, pulling out almost all the way before slamming back in, the force knocking a cry from your throat. His rhythm was brutal from the start, his hips driving into you. Every thrust dragged his cock right against that spot inside you, his pelvis grinding your clit with every push. Within seconds, you were trembling, pleasure winding tight and bright in your belly.
Brad saw itâhis smirk smug even as his breathing turned ragged. âClose already?â he taunted, fingers digging into your hips as he angled you just right, the new position making you see stars and pulse tight around him. âFuck, youâre perfect.â His praise was rough, edged with hunger, lighting you up all over again.
You felt the tension in his shoulders, muscles straining with the effort to hold back, and it only made you clench tighter, desperate for the way he was coming undone. Your breath faltered. Bradâs hips stuttered, his rhythm slipping before he drove into you harder, grip tightening as if he needed you to anchor him.
âFuck, fuckââ he growled into your neck, his teeth scraping your skin as he buried his face there, the sound raw and desperate. He was everywhereâthe heavy press of his chest, the way his cock throbbed inside you, hitting that spot over and over until you were shaking beneath him.
"Look at me," he demanded, voice husky. When you forced your eyes open, his gaze locked onto yoursâdark, wild, starving. His pupils were blown, breath ragged. "Wanna see you when you come," he ground out, hips driving into you in an unrelenting, punishing rhythm. "Wanna feel you squeeze me."
You couldnât help yourselfâyou clenched around him, and Brad let out a broken sound, forehead dropping to yours as his pace turned desperate. His fingers dug into your hips, anchoring you as he fucked you through the building pressure, his breath hot against your lips. His right hand moved to rub your clit, and you moaned.
"Thatâs it, sweetheart," he rasped. "Just like that. Fuck, youâre gonna ruin me."
The praise sent sparks down your spine. You tipped over the edge with a cry, back arching as pleasure ripped through you. Brad swore, his rhythm staggering as you clamped down around him, his hips jerking as he chased his own release.
"Fuck, I canâtâ" he choked out, and then he was coming, a groan so deep it shook you, his cock pulsing inside you as he spilled, hot and thick.
He slumped against you, forehead pressed to yours, breath uneven and hot between you as he stilled. The weight of himâsolid, groundingâpressed you further into the couch, the air thick with sweat and sex.
Brad exhaled, a long, satisfied breath, and nuzzled into the curve of your neck, stubble scratching lazily at your damp skin. "Fuck," he groaned, lips brushing your collarbone. "Youâre gonna kill me one of these days."
You laughed, breathless, hands in his sweat-damp hair. "Dramatic."
He lifted his head, fixing you with a lookâeyes still dark, mouth curved in that smug, self-satisfied grinâand nipped your chin. "Says the one who just screamed loud enough to scare the neighbors."
"Oh, shut up." You murmured, face flushed, giving his shoulder a shove.
He only smiled, leaning down to capture your lips in a gentle kiss.
marchy and a ref, 12/1

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still thinking ab this ngl
this is kind of a ship edit but also kind of not a ship edit does that make sense? a duo that is deeply important and does not get enough credit however sid loves marchy and marchy loves sid and that is beautiful ! marchy shows his love by rage baiting the fuck out of sid when they play against each other !! they have co parented nathan mackinnon but marchy is also the third to natesid? yes makes sense there will be a test
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brad marchand x f!reader cw: NSFW, 18+, smut w/ plot, fluff, age gap (reader is 27), disapproving parents, mentions of hate comments, praise kink, marriage, usage of pet names like baby + baby girl, brad thinking hes funny asf, established relationship, little bit of a breeding kink at the end (i wouldn't worry about it tho), not proofread wc: 5.7k plot: scenes from a marriage; you begin to realise you don't need to prove you and brad's love to anyone, content with what you have and the little moments that feel larger than life.
Youâre not unfamiliar with the expectation of disappointment.
It just hurt a little more when that great weight came from everyone in your life twiddling their thumbs waiting for your marriage to fail and burn into a wreck. Itâs easy to understand that as humans: you may act disgusted, hold your stomach as it churns, and mumble your dismay but wondering eyes will always turn to watch as failure implodes on itself. To gawk as the body of a flame turns what once was to dust and ember. And maybe, in your less extreme case, as thousands of fans awaited on borrowed time for your divorce to come as quick as your marriage did. Thanks internet, You would often grumble into his bare shoulder in early morning discussion as he prepared to shatter your heart and leave you for another day of practice. A daily routine that has fallen snugly into place with the recentness of your union, into the newness of your house Â
What had felt like millions of comments poured in on the daily since the announcement, condemning your relationship with Brad. It didnât feel bad, per se, you had been through the childish jeering of senior year highschoolâ in theory this was no different, people making shotgun judgements that rang nowhere close to true but yet this felt like a new, intimate kind of meanness. They have not spent any time in their inconsequential lives to know you or how much you loved your job, how much you valued your friends, your past, your present, how badly you ached for Brad to hit that peak 40 retirement age: so you could force him to settle down in his hometown, so he could settle down in you and your tendencies, how little you cared about his money, how much you absolutely cared when he made offhanded comments about how your features will combine to make the cutest kids and how you scolded him through laughter, telling him not to play with your emotions like that if heâs gonna make you wait another year or two (like you two didnât agree that would be best), all the intimacies that came and went when you decided to vow your life to be shared with one another, as husband and wife.Â
No. To them: you were a mistake in the making. You were a distraction from the league, you were what stood between Brad Marchand and every record he has let slip through his broad hands in the past year. And to your family, what cut deepest: you were the personification of a mid-life crisis. You knew they were going to be mean about it, speak down to you as your mother so often did, despite her promise that she never treats you as less than equal. Which is why: you postponed. You postponed their meeting until 8 months in, you had already met Bradley's side of the family. You already came and went from Nova scotia residencies, already laughed and learnt siblings birthdays. And everytime your parents came to town, excuses came from you quicker than you could form them, then came the inevitable begging from your then-boyfriend.Â
The barrage ofÂ
âWho cares what they think of me? You know what you like. They donât.â
âCâmon, baby. Just wanna meet âem! Not even that big of a deal.âÂ
And everytime you would jokingly wink and nudge his arm when you saw an engagement ring you liked in a window display. He would hit you right back with a formulated âEh, I donât know. Might be too early to have a missus when I can't meet her parents. Canât ask permission to marry ya from a dad I donât even know.â And there came your perfectly feminine growl, an attempt to sound scary from your part: yet it just made him adore you all the more, grab you into his arms and slot his head over your shoulder as he swayed you side by side. âNot that I need permission- To marry youâ Iâm just saying. Itâs classy. Gentlemanly.â Of course, he wanted permission, he was that brand of guy, just old enough to still value permission from your dad, but understand that itâs not exactly very âfeminist of himâ. If push came to shove, he would marry you over atop your dads decrypted body. âYouâre just old.â You would banter. But, it all meant the same: the message was loud and clear. You had to get it over with. He had to meet your family. You had to face the furrowed eyebrows, the upset glares, the disapproving kicks under the table. It was important to him, so, It was important to you.
So you folded. You folded hard. Under his pressure, under your parents. One you welcomed more kindly than the other.Â
So, while you could avoid the smug smirk that you usually loved, you hid like a coward and you sent him a half hearted text message while he was states away from you. Playing yet another game.
parents in town next weekend r u down to meet them over steak n wine at my place? cause i know its ur fave lol <3 an attempt at being casual, like this didnât mean the world to him, like it wasnât gutting you to think about.Â
Yah. You know I canât say no to that. A quick response confirms it.
K. GTG. Love ya baby. Another follows.Â
You canât help but grin as you shut your phone to black, heâs playing in 20 minutes: he needs to get off his fucking phone ? is your first thought, but your second is godddddd, he has to meet my parents and heâs so excited. He responded within 50 seconds. Jesus. Your smile still lingers as you try to rub the stress out of your face.Â
And he did meet your family. You spent hours in the kitchen that day, acting like maybe if you prepared the mashed potatoes perfectly, made it just the right texture, just the way your dad liked it, just like how your mom made it, it would somehow mend the 10 year age gap, the unforgivable sin of finding love outside your dwindling group of peers who had never given you a second look anyway. Brad tried his hardest to be on his best behaviour, tone down his jokes by a mile, have his shirt buttoned all the way up even though you both agree that it makes his neck look weird. A husk of a man you love just because you want to be palatable for parents. And who wouldâve guessed. Youâre not. Heâs not good enough for them by a mile, and not good enough for âyouâ. They say that, like that means anything. Trying to pass it off as trying to be helpful. Like their apprehension was just their hindsight. What did you expect? Everything you loved was theirs to ruin like clockwork. Like the sun was bound to set over the green of the horizon, under your fatherâs eye there was always a flaw, fully formed: ready to be picked at.Â
Defiant jazz smokes through the air, cutting of utensils scraping against bespoked clay plates. You canât remember the last time dinner has been this quiet. Canât remember the last time your momâs face rested so stubbornly between disappointment and resentment.Â
âCould you pass the potatoes?â You cut through the silence, your palm splayed open, expectant. A big fake painted smile gleams at your mother.Â
âYou guys donât feel like the 10 years is.. too wide of a gap?â Jesus christ. Thatâs not even what you asked?? How did she even think of that? You look at your boyfriend, his eyes already made their way over to yours, suggesting this is gonna make a great inside joke if this hellish night ends, if you two are ever left to your own devices ever again, if you ever escape.Â
You go to open your mouth, try and muster up some argument. âWe just try and take it one day at a time, yeah?â He beats you to it, nudging you with his elbow, like itâs teamwork. Acknowledgement in its own sense. Like: None of this would be possible without her, eternally grateful. âShe keeps me young, I keep her old. You know. The basics.â Itâs a half-joke you like, personally. A giggle coming out of your mouth, one you try silence with food (to no avail). Itâs Cheesy. But isnât he just partly cheese, part man. Youâve grown fond of these kinds of responses from him. Your parents? Not so much. Not a laugh, not even an admittance of good humour. You know heâs itching to let out a âHuh. Tough crowd, eh?â but you both know that wonât help it. Heâs just trying to entertain you now. Polish you over until you guys can poke and prod and examine the dumpster fire from the comfort of your apartment.Â
And then your father joins in with âAnd the distance?â: fuel to the flame as usual, what did you expect? Maybe your mother and father really were made for eachother. Every time your mom would cut you, who else was there but your dad ready to pour salt? In a weird way, you hoped that you and Bradâs puzzle pieces were so perfectly made to click like they were (in a way less codependent dysfunctional way. Just lovers who complete each other until you're old and croaking)
âThe distance?â You probed, it comes out like youâre ridiculing him, like you donât know what heâs talking about.
âYou know, he plays for the NHL⌠The distance?⌠Heâs not gonna be home to take care of you⌠Well, nine times out of ten, at least.â And to your dismay, that was not a bad argument on your fatherâs part, you did always get along better with him, finding him more rational. The truth was: you had been unsure about the same thing.Â
Not cause youâre worried that Bradâs gonna go around cheating on you, no. Thatâs not the type of guy he is. You trust him more than you trust yourself. But, you struggled. You struggled with being without him.
When your relationship was still young, sugary, spry: like you, Brad would joke, the week long roadies still felt like it was stretching at the strings of your heart. The night before, you would lay on his bare chest, a borrowed shirt covering you as your back would touch his front, finding comfort in the divots in his abs, his fingers running gentle circles up and down your arms, you would lament aimlessly, your voice being swallowed by the barrier of your head in the crook of his neck. âIâm gonna miss you.â being the most audible thing heâs heard from you in a while.Â
âMiss me?â A chuckle as he questions, heâs not laughing at you, heâs somehow laughing for you, reverence dripping from his voice. âNah, câmon. Donât miss me. Itâs likeâ 3 days Iâm gonna be gone. Youâre gonna be begging me to stay in Vancouver once yâget some peace nâ quiet around here.â Heâs sweet. So, so sweet. You could tell he was going to miss you, probably already is. That his sweetened, embezzled, half sarcastic words are his facade to save face, like if you believed them then maybe he would begin to as well.Â
âDonât be stupid,â a smile tugging at the corners of your softened lips, digging your nose deeper into the side of his neck, your eyes laced with tiredness, like if you didnât: the smell of salt and old cologne that was so uniquely him would leave you forever. âIâm gonna miss you, okay? And thereâs nothing you can do about it.â
His eyes shut shortly after you positioned himself into the scruff between the back of his head and his pillow, the domesticity of this killed him. He liked it, loved it, even. Loved you, assuredly. It was perfect. This moment was his. This moment was yours. He would probably palm himself to completion at the softness of this in 24 hours time, in some shitty hotel. âIâm gonna miss you too, baby.â It came from him, quiet, melodic, sing-songy, intimate, the last thing he said to you before the syrup of sleep surrounded you both into calmness. It was the only thing that felt right if not the promise of an âI love youâ. But he had an awareness. It was too early for him to say it, too early to say if he can't make you feel like it's true, canât prove himself to you.Â
And itâs only gotten harder. You only miss him more, you beg harder for him to stay, you even shed tears for the longer journeys, it breaks his heart. Itâs hard, but itâs worth it. Youâve known it was worth it since the first time he bought you dinner, since the first time you guys drunkenly did karaoke together, since the last time he walked you home but didnât come up cause he knew you had work, since he began to call you âCaptainâ: chuckling at the story that comes with it (him convincing you to try his gear on, sliding around against the carpet of his basement in your socks, pretending to score wristies as you did your worst impression of him), because he took such good care of you when you were sick, because he fucked you like it was his god given right, because you loved to brush your hands through his hair, loved to poke his sides with your manicured nails when he squeezed by you in the kitchen and how he jumped and muttered that one day, you were gonna get it.Â
He was worth it.Â
And whatâs the saying?Â
Distance makes the heart grow fonder.Â
You two were living proof of that. Your newlywed lifestyle proved that. Your honeymoon, romantic, skin on skin, hair entangled in hair, your sweat now his, sharing saliva in the tropical climate, everything you would've wantedâyet cut short by the starting of the season. And that was okay. It was truly okay, cause now: you were married. Now, the law knew you two were inseparable. The width between days felt thick but you felt better knowing he had a ring beneath every glove, every fight initiated, the gold sparkling in the iris of the camera that stated: I am happily married. So you didnât mind. He was yours and you were his, and Brad; loyalty thick within: like unpalatable wood underneath the softness of his skin, took very good care of his things.Â
Like now, in the present: he had returned to you early this morning, while the sky was still muggy and gray. Returned from wherever, in whichever state, to play whatever team. Truth is, you didnât care. The âhockey boyfriendâ sparkle that teenage girls tore chunks of hair out over lost it's fun when it turned into hockey fiancĂŠ and then eventually, as all things progress, hockey husband. But, he was home, and god werenât you just grateful for that. Home, off of work for the next 3 days, intertwined in blanket, you revelled in the scratch of his beard and he, in the softness of your edges and ever so effeminate curves. Breathing each other in. Intimate and isolated from the world.Â
âWait-â You slap yourself mentally for interrupting such a sweet moment, lounged in the yellow, morning dew. Brad looks as shocked as you are, his face doubling back âWait?--â echoing back to you âWait for what, baby? Itâs barely even 10 in the morning. We donât have anywhere tâbeâ Do we have somewhere to be?â
âNo..â you giggle, slapping his shoulder in playful reassurance. âNowhere to be, but I do need you to-â
âThere it is, you need me to do something for you, very smooth segway, eh?â His words play hurt, but heâs grinning at you like a fool, his chest vibrating up and then back down in tune with his happiness. âUggghhhh, I always need to do stuff for you, you know? When's it gonna be my turn to make you do all the slave work? Marriages should be fifty-fifty, after all.â Bradley wouldnât have it any other way, to be honest. He would rather die than have you call someone else for handiwork, thatâs his very matrimonial duty.
You lift your brows, âSlave work?â âI meant what I said.âÂ
âWell, okay, poor slave boy.â You play into him, in the mirage of jokes you two share, in the playfulness of everything âDo you mind setting up the washing machine?â
âOh. I can get that done, yeah, easy.âÂ
You sigh in relief, you hope it was going to be easy cause youâve had it in the house since Wednesday and every attempt you've made to install it has been nothing short of a disaster. Sure, when the guy the company sent brought it home, he set up its connection to the water, but everything else was a complete and utter mystery to you. You had thumbed through the instructions and everything, but unfortunately, the information would not absorb. It was official by Thursday afternoon this was going to be Brad's job.Â
Peeling out of bed, you take him by the hand, fingers entrapped in one anotherâs for no reason but is it not just nice to hold hands? You guide him to the laundry room, smiling, giddy to see Brad do what you lovingly labeled Man work, you loved to sit and watch, a silent observer as you mainly noticed his hands, how dear you loved them, his veins revealing themselves, large thickly capped calloused fingertips doing the most delicate work, somehow gentle with everything around him, you could say it simply, it turned you on, you felt like an unsatisfied (not that he leaves you unsatisfied, god no) housewife who had just watched 50 shades of gray for the first time whenever he did anything with his hands, watching the skin in his biceps dimple and shadows run to be made in the smallness of his abductor.Â
In attempt to be helpful and make this quick for him, you push yourself onto your toes and open the cabinet above the washing machine, revealing the skin of your stomach as your shirt lifts up, you can tell Brad is behind you, savoring the view as you grab out a long rectangular blue metal box, Bradâs tool box, in the past you jokingly commented that it looked like it was older than you are, the handle gripped with tape, the metal adorned with scratches and silver where the paint has come off, the tools inside don't even come from one set, just stuff he has collected over the years, stolen from past roommates, borrowed and never returned from his dad.Â
âHere ya go.â You push the box to his chest, a smile, you proposition yourself under him, your face under his, youâre waiting for your thank you for getting that for me kiss.Â
âThank you, baby girl. Very helpful.â He says, taking the weight from you, giving you a kiss on the nose followed by another on your lips. Your heart flutters at that. Brad is like a good fitting white shirt, he never goes out of style. Heâll never lose his charm.Â
You push yourself on to the washing machine, your makeshift throne, hissing slightly at the cold of the porcelain on your skin, especially on the flesh underneath your shorts, shuffling back until the smoothness of legs hang off the side. Â
Brad watches you situate yourself atop the machine as he bends down to be sat on his knees, manual in hand, unruly guttural noises leave him to mimic the pressure that builds in his lower back, sure he was a star athlete, but thirty seven feels like thirty seven. You giggle at him, trying your hardest not to taunt him. âOld manâ, you mumble under your breath through the laughter, audible enough.
He pinches at the skin of your ankle, smiling and looking up as you yelp.
âDude!âÂ
âCâmon. You deserved it.â Brad pokes, as he refocuses back onto the instructions, kissing your red spot and wrapping his wrist, smoothing around the ankle bone in apology. âKay, this is easy, should take me less than ten minutes.âÂ
And so you sat, and watched for those perfect ten minutes, occasionally chiming in from the cheap seats about how he's not doing it right, how he really ought to man up. Brad loved it. Loved how inflammatory you've grown since you two had started living with each other, he often thought he absorbed the kindest, best parts of you and all you got was a bad attitude and a quicker wit. Commonly suggesting that with the way you chirp him, âyou just gotta consider the PWHL at this point.â And like clock-work, you always told him that the PWHL was not good enough for you, no, you were coming for his job.Â
In these moments, you not only were his most dedicated hater but also his biggest helper. Loving it when he was involved in these activities, when he passed you tools, needing you to keep them safe for the time being, and soft when he called upon you to get them back, always thanking you, always telling you âyouâre the best, babeâ, always so good with his manners even in moments many would forget, even when so focused: hes mumbling to himself, but no, he never forgets to credit you, to appreciate you, even as he tinkered with the front of the alien technology.
After what only felt like a blip of time (he often had that effect on you, making time melt), he pushes himself back up. âShould be good. Only gotta plug it in, now.âÂ
âThat quick?â âYup, that quick. Told ya it was gonna be easy.â Brad grips onto the the rounded sides of the machine, showboating, as he adjusts its position easily, moves it from against the wall, leaving enough space for him to walk behind and set it into the electrical board, he doesnât wince at the heaviness, doesnât wince at your added weight, itâs all so nothing for him. You squeal, a little, unexpectant of the sudden movement. The world in his hands. âNeed to get behind ya, excuse me, baby.â Youâre a bit overcome by what just happened and, in layman's terms, desire. It always had you feeling a bit funny when you realised how strong he was, how he could pin you down, no attempt of escape would stick, he could just hold you there, it felt good, it felt safe, and you liked that, safety being an aphrodisiac in itself.Â
Your head whips uncomfortably to follow him as he walks behind you, wedged between the wall, getting the final affairs in order. Jesus christ, you canât handle this. It might be the subtle morning haze, his strength, or maybe that he prefers to wander the house shirtless AND you two havenât fucked since Tuesday night, but you need him.Â
âKay, done. Finished. We can finally get a load done,â you heard one word: Load. âI can even do it now, if you want.â Of course, he was referring to a load of clothes but, a girl can hope? Brad positions himself between your legs, hands finding your waist and pecking you, face to face as you're perched upon the machine. Â
âGood job kiss?â He asks, like it all means nothing if you donât give him a bit of action.Â
âGood job kiss.â You repeat, confirmation. Really just desperate to get him close to you. Bradley leans into you, pulling you by your hips to initiate. He starts off delicate, kind, kissing you like heâs afraid to break you, peppering you in love. No. Not good enough for you. You try to be subtle, you try to be careful and natural about it, snaking your hands around his neck to just encourage him that bit more. But, at this point: if you could think clearly, if you werenât in your cockhungry haze, you would see heâs just being gentle to piss you off now. Your tongue intruding in his mouth clunkily, searching for relief in any sense. Small whines leaving you between every gap. He understands where this is going, the balls in his court, your vigor lighting a flame within him. Your hand is clawing downwards, hand splayed flat against his bulge getting in between you, the growing weight in his shorts and your clothed core. âHold on,â he steadies you, pulling back to watch your beauty. âThis doesnât really feel like a good job kiss anymore, does it?âÂ
âBrad.â you warn, but it doesnât come out like that. Comes out like an incredulous whine, dipping between desperate and desire, like youâre not warning him to behave, youâre warning him you might explode if he doesnât help you get off. He knows what youâre suggesting, he would never turn you down, this was his job, his duty as husband, but who is he kidding? You guys have been ruining each other long before you two were married, long before you guys even considered this to be a serious relationship.Â
He sees you in full, sees your tormented state, partly touched and honored youâre still getting yourself so hot and bothered for him after so long. âYeah? That bad?â he coos. âYeah, of course that bad. Yeah. Please, babe. Iâm horny, you havenât been home in forever. Just get it over with?âÂ
âJust get it over with?â Brad parrots back to you, your words sounding ridiculous with hindsight. âWell, please, baby, donât sound so excited.â Grabbing your wrist and moving it off his front delicately, with care to suggest âI would never deny you of what you're so entitledâ, gaining access to buck into your hips, the friction of your linen sleep shorts slipping on the fabric of his basketball shorts: creating something delicious yet unattainable. His thumb in muscle memory, finding your clit and pressing down through the cloth. You try to angle yourself to make it feel more, but your goddamn fucking shorts are apprehending anything from happening.Â
âTake them off. Now.â You groan. Your hands clawing at his pectorals for reprieve.Â
âMine or yours-â âMineâYoursâ Both. Anything. Please.â
He chuckles, âYes, maâam.â Always so desperate under his touch, so needy you turn into some whiny, bossy firecracker. God, he loved you. Loved every side of you, even the rudest, most inapt part of you was perfect. Big pale palms assist your shorts down as you lift your ass off the washer, desperate to get them gone, and his, as they always do, follow into the same pile.
His thick digits find solemnity in your pussy, tracing long lines up and down, situating themselves, checking if youâre ready.Â
âSo wet fâme. And that's what it is, right? All fâme?â You nod obediently as he pushes two fingers into you, pumping briefly, it is all for him, this wetness is what comes of watching him simply just exist and finally, it feels real, youâre getting what you've craved for the past few days, him.Â
He withdraws now, licking the slick off his fingers, humming like heâs drinking water for the first time after a drought, and damn, is it sweet. The same saliva-wet soaked hand finding his dick and pumping it slightly, running it from the base of your cunt until the end, pushing in with a weighty groan. âGonna fuck you so good, honey. You deserve it,â Brad purrs into your neck âWaited for me so patiently. My good girl. My perfect wife. Fuck. Missed you." He tells you this like a distraction, cause it is, he doesnât feel like thrusting yet. Feels like just being in you, his hands finding you, adjusting your stance, your knees now up to your chest, baring your core to him, easy access, feet hanging off the ledge of plexi and porcelain. Your hole flutters around him, like now, you donât have to beg, cause your bodyâs doing it for you. He shushes you though, calm, steady like a rock, like you are actually begging. He understands this for you, you always got so besides yourself when you're made to wait.Â
Finally, Brad sets the pace, to your design. Slow, impactful, passionate: made so you could feel every ridge of him drag through your gummy walls, each thrust felt like it was answering a prayer, like he was a god you prayed to: and now, after being so good, he came to answer. You bite your lip as he drives into you, another powerful shock to your system, trying to quiet yourself, like someone might hear despite this being your home. The sound of wet and skin slapping into one another filled the room, gross yet perfectly fitting, angelic to you in the moment. âLove this pussy, especially when sheâs speaking to me.â He blabbed on, you knew he did it to distract himself, to keep himself focusedâ prolong himself. Bradâs told you in the past he does the exact same thing on the ice, just a habit. Heâs all talk.Â
âOh god.â You wail, exasperated, clinging on to him, meeting him halfway through his thrust. âFeels so good, B.â You praise, and the truth was: you knew that deep down, he was as sensitive as you were, you knew the praise got him hard, made him feel good to know his futile attempts were not so futile with you. He liked when you vocalised how you felt dizzy when he dug into you. And you wanted him to know, cause you like it when he lets you know, so why not return the favour with a chorus of moans, even if he plays smug?Â
Brad looks like heaven from this angle, reaching down to rub practiced circles on your button. His hand catches the small of your back, reassuring, heâs here for you, making that so known that in fact: he pushes your stomach further into him, finding the perfect spot to leave marks upon the softness of your neck. Nipping playfully, the skin ricocheting back into conformity for every time he pulls too far.Â
Your muscles relax as you are pushed further off that cliff, you are dangling centimeters from oblivion. âKeep going, donât stop. Really close.âÂ
âI know youâre close,â He smiles, tapping at your clit idly, as he digs into you, fast yet uneven, he is close as well. âYour legs tremble when youâre close, baby. Itâs cute.â And god, if that doesnât just send you over the edge, your body pushing forward, your neck finding itself in the crook of him, just how much he knows you. Just how much he knows about your body. How much he observes and notes down to make sure heâs not the only one getting off. âAw. Well, there you go. Cumming. Good girl, really good girl.â Assuring you, rubbing circles in your back.
You just came for the first time in days because your husband is genuinely a good guy. Huh. If that doesnât say a lot? You bare with the overstimulation as much as you can, writhing in his hands as he tries to follow you quickly, still rubbing at you to encourage the fluttering, the aftershocks of your pussy, feels good: the tightening and untightening around him, how much you try to keep quiet, but the moans wash over you as you untense. Itâs so much. Itâs too much. Itâs just enough.Â
âMy gorgeous fucking girl. Yeah.â He punctuated with a final thrust, the feeling of his cum painting your walls satisfying you despite it overwhelming your senses all the more. One prolonged groan follows as he shutters a deep breath, pulling out of you. His favourite part, watching as his cream fell from your folds, being breathed out slowly. The way you would lament and whine, like it was lowering the chances of actually knocking you upâ like you haven't had the implant for the duration you've known him. And in perfect timing, here began your whines. Sad at the feeling that his cells are pouring out of you. âDonât worry, gorgeous. Gotâchya.â His index catching the sperm on his finger, collecting it and pushing it back as you shiver at the added sensation. âCause we couldnât wanna waste any? Would we?âÂ
âNo..â A grin. You usually donât respond in this state. âYeah, no.â He kisses you one final time, grabbing your waist and helping you down from where you sit, slapping your bare ass and watching the skin bounce in response as you reach the cold tile of the floor again, you yelp, shooting him a look. Smiling as he admires his handiwork. Both you and the machine. This is what being a husband is all about, he reassures himself.
âWas that good for you, honey?â You soften under him again, looking up, hand on his chest, still amazed at him, he always checked in, always made sure, always really cared.Â
âYeah. More than good. Thank you.â
âAnd, hey!â He shoots up, tapping your shoulder, as he reaches for your panties on the ground, throwing them into the iron box. A stupid fucking grin on his fast. âLook. First load on the new machine.â And as much as you pretend you cannot stand him, a small laugh leaves you, shaking your head as you slide your shorts back on. âActually, no. I take it back. You got the first load on the new machine.â Â
âOh my god. Jesus Christ, Bradley!â âWhat? Câmon. I thought that was funny.âÂ
God. You love him. You love your stupid husband. You love your dumb insatiable, hot, overhated, overworked, sensitive yet inherently masculine, kind husband. You couldnât care what anyone had to say anymore. You were so content. So full of love and life since youâve met. You realize in moments like these: that anyone who hates what you two have, who is scornful for no reason but they can be is: is just jealous, jealous of you, jealous that they donât have a Brad Marchand of their own.
fawn's notes: MARCHHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! my plans are for this fic are just to come back and write another installment whenever im HORNED UP!!! i will also probably open requests on this series as well bc im interested to see what ideas u have for marchy and wife!reader OK! WELL.. BYE ! ILY!
p.s. next order of action is TAOTD 2. whos excited?






