#pb37

i love that patrice bergeron picked up a post-retirement side gig doing nesn broadcasts, because it's important to recognize that he is so ass at this job. he views this 'job' as 'sit on couch with razor and tuukka and talk. perhaps twice a period say something tangentially related to the game being played. most importantly, bring up brad marchand at LEAST twice a game, preferably upwards of ten'. he truly is the world's most perfect man.