#blitzo headcanons

this is gonna be a long one so hold on.

first and foremost I can all but guarantee that Sinsmas will stolas second big reality check. He’s going to get torn into by his daughter and called out for everything in a practically brutal and heart wrenching scene and the moment Octavia is out of earshot Andy will move in to finish stolas off once and for all but will fail perhaps due to blitz comically cutting off his precious plumage leaving him pathetically bawling over his destroyed peacock feathers unable to take a hit to his ego like that then paimon will reveal himself as the TRUE master mind and Andy was just the star scream to his Megatron so to speak and decides to go to kill stolas and blitz himself but is fought off either by blitz having some genuine power of love type shit where he grows wings and actually manages to wound the goetia king or due to some other force intervening. Blitz will take his boyfriend home and actually manage to cheer him up a bit with a he and the imp teams crappy attempt to give him a nice Sinsmas because the thought really does count.

Season three will have a lot of more action oriented episodes with the battles between the dhorks and cherub getting more intense and Collin becoming increasingly unsure of the morality of what they are doing because their human “friends” seemingly care more about killing demons and proving to the world that they were right than actually protecting their species and Cletus and keenies abuse of him getting worse and worse. Eventually cumulating in a final battle where the dhroks make their lack of care for humanity clear and Cletus and Keenie finally fall from grace and become the monsters they always were and after both are defeated and the dhroks replaced with a more competent demon hunting organization Collin is just about to return to heaven only for deerie to spitefully deny it to him out of her personal grudge not even bothering to come up with an excuse this time around and saying she hated him and surprisingly it’s Loona of all people who comforts the little sheep because she knows better than anyone what it’s like to be screwed over by unfair systems considering she was born a slave really showing how far she’s come.

Loona will getting some minor devolvement just one final push over the finish line to get her fully on board with learning to accept help and love and her banter with moxxie now feels like siblings teasing than real hate.

Millie will have an arc about learning that she can say no to people and that overworking herself trying to solve others problems is only going to end up hurting the very people she wants to help

Season four will be essentially a “trauma final boss rush” with each of our heroes from hell going up against something/someone who will try and temp/force them to return to their old habits but each one of them will reject/fight off these challenges and learn to stay good after becoming good. Blitz will face his father who tries to manipulate him into thinking that self sabotage and self hatred would be the right call but he won’t fall for it, paimon will try and bride stolas with his daughters safety (which is a lie) and having his old life back so he doesn’t have to ever experience the real hardships of hell and he can return to his fantasies and delusions but stolas will reject this and turn goetia law against him and now that he and his daughter won’t marry paimon has to go back to one of his old wives who is essentially his Verizon of Stella, moxxie will save his wife from crimson and drown the fucker in the same lake his mother died in etc etc for each of our heroes.

fizz and Ozzie will have their first spat but will be a okay same with m&m.

blitz will get his own hair metal love ballad for stolas and the owl will lose his fucking mind.

Aw this is a cute idea! Hope you enjoy it and if it's not the way you wanted it to be I'll try my best to rewrite.

Warnings: None :)

Blitzø adopting !GN! Hellhound reader~

~ As soon as Blitzø saw you in the adoption centre he just had to take you home with him!

~ You looked so cute and shy, how could he resist?

~ He also thought that you and Loona would get along well, as you both have similar backgrounds.

~ When Blitzø takes you to your new home, he constantly babies you. He just wants you to feel loved and let you know that he cares about you.

~ He will introduce you to Moxxie and Millie and just can't help but find your bashful behaviour adorable. He will hug you tightly and explain how there is no need to be shy and that he classes Millie and Moxxie as family and they are very friendly and would do nothing to hurt you.

~ Eventually he will let you join IMP but he won't let you go out on missions with them and he just makes you help out your new sister around the office and let you study the grimoire and learn the spells for the portal (and other stuff) in case Loona can't tend to it.

~ Speaking of Loona she wasn't very fond of you at first. She thought that Blitzø was replacing her as she was getting older and you both got into numerous arguments over it. However over time she grew rather fond of you and started treating you as if you were blood related.

~ Blitzø was the easiest to warm up to. A few days after he adopted you, you knew you could trust him. He treated you well and like you were his actual child. With Loona as mentioned it was a little trickier as at first you both thought you didn't have a lot in common other than your species/looks, your personalities contrasted greatly and so much more. As you were very shy and Loona was more out going yet very intimidating, this made it difficult for you to actually talk to her.

~ Loona was quite interested in you when you began to settle in more and was thinking of talking to you but she didn't want to give away her tough facade.

~ Eventually when you both started talking more it eased the awkward tension between you two and the next thing you knew, you both started treating one another like real siblings!

Cash, Abuse, and the Kids Headcanon

Okay, so, this is going to be a bit different. This is just my headcanon! Please be kind.

Fizz doesn’t seem super worried here when Blitzo gets grabbed. It’s an interruption to him, more than something he seems expressly upset about. Because of this, I hc that Cash mostly hides his abuse from the other kids. He takes Blitzo away for it, and does it where Fizzarolli and Barbie cannot see him.

Fizzarolli and Barbie rarely if ever get in trouble with Cash, and Blitzo is blamed for everything. Cash would have preferred if Barbie had been identical twins and sees Blitzo as an eventual problem more than an actual person. If he beats him down when he’s young, he can control him when he’s older and bigger. 

Blitzo

Have you seen the way Blitzo smothers Loona? You bet your ass you're getting the same treatment.

There won't be a single second where he isn't trying to hug you.

There are literally no rules. You can do whatever the hell you want as long as he doesn't stop you.

Can get overprotective, especially when you are around the opposite gender. No one is taking his baby from him!

You'll be working at reception with your sister, Loona. He doesn't want people on earth looking at your body, no matter your gender.

Your room will be decorated with horses and he'll force you to watch shows like my little pony with him.

All in all, a pretty cool dad if not embarrassing.

Loona

Loona can come off as distant and aggressive but she does truly care for her sibling.

When you first show up, she gets angry and thinks Blitzo is trying to replace her. This aggression comes out against you since she mainly blames you for it.

Though, once she realises you aren't replacing her, she'll try to be a bit nicer. She'll still yell at you but she'll come back to apologise...sometimes.

NO ONE TOUCHES YOU! Loona can be insanely protective and possessive of those she deems as family. Any bully is getting their head caved in and any possible date is having their heads bit off.

Whenever she's hungover, she'll start to hug you. She'll tell you to shut up everytime you ask her why she's hugging you. She really just wants to hold her sibling for once.

my guess is that Andy and Stella’s screw ups won’t stop at just making a scene at the harvest moon festival and ruining a crop but the coming invasion of hell by the dhorks is going to be pinned on them as vassago cleverly points out that such things would have never happened under stolas’s watch. Andy might try to pin the blame on stolas for alerting the humans to their existence by giving the imp the book but this time the “guilty until proven innocent” court system turns on him and he has no real proof that stolas’s actions are linked to the human invasion beyond his, Stella’s or strikers word which is far from enough or even trustworthy.

now the imp population is throughly pissed off! Because in the span of a few weeks to a month a pair of blue blooded pricks had not only tried to execute one of them for daring to do something other than serve them, (stolas’s had allegedly) manipulated and abused the one who was on the chopping block, Stella had caused a massive public scene with her usual bullshit, Andy had fucked up the years harvest causing a good shortage and had even led the humans right to them which had gotten several (relatively) innocent hellborn killed and now it’s almost impossible for the nobles to ignore the fact that this time the imps wouldn’t be put down as easily and now they had a leader and the angelic weapons needed to do some real damage!!

as I said in my last post this all leads to paimon trying to bribe his son into selling out blitz but failing miserably and being forced to remarry his Version of Stella.

now everything is in chaos! The ruling class of hell has few options left and those are ether destroy all of impkind which even if they can would mean the complete destruction of hells main source of labor, they can give up their power which will never happen, or there is one last option that none of them particularly like and that is giving into the lower classes demands and actually making good leadership decisions.

finally for the first time ever the ruling class of hell is forced to surrender and wave the 🏳️ and while they would rather die or see all of impkind dead before they give up their power entirely they at least are forced to give the imps (and hounds) the ability to climb up the ranks like any other demon in hell which prevents further civil war.

During this arc I can definitely see bee and Ozzie subtly sabotaging the war plan of the other sins due to them being more sympathetic to the so called “enemy” than the other sins.

Perhaps we could have moxxie taking control of his fathers mob after killing his rat shit of a dad to further bolster the ranks of revolution.

this could tie into the Octavia rescue episode as well as after hearing about blitz and his found family take on a get one over on none other than the king of the goetia himself than this could further radicalize the lower classes.

perhaps in a poetic way of justice satan sentences Stella and Andy to the same punishment stolas got but for much longer as a way of appeasing the downtrodden of hell. It’s not just ironic because they get the same thing stolas got but for the opposite reason stolas’s was punished, stolas was punished because the upper class wanted to pin the blame on someone and make the issue go away but now the two of the biggest symptoms of the classist system are being punished as a desperate means to appease the very lower classes they looked down on. In short stolas and blitz were made into scapegoats to deflect blame from the upper class and now Stella and Andy get the same treatment. What goes around comes around as they say.

Of course! I'm so glad I'm starting to get more requests as well as majority of them being for my comfort character! I was also going to decide on more of an angry type of angst but decided to go for more of an emotional one and I was also really end this in a comedic way too but oh well. Anyway, if this version isn't what you want I can always try and re-write it for you :)

Warnings ~ Angst, swearing, slight out of character Blitzø

Stupid ~ Blitzø x !GN! Reader

Even though you knew the deal between Stolas and Blitzø was strictly for business, the thought of your beloved boyfriend leaving you loomed over you like a massive rain cloud. Whenever the full moon had arrived, Blitzø would pull you into a hug and say how much he loves you and how, if he had the option, he would make these monthly "visits" come to an end to try and console you, yet it did no good. Stolas was a prince for crying out loud! He was wealthy, tall powerful, good looking, regal, well mannered and so much more! Yet here you were constantly thinking that you were worth no more than the broke demons living out on the streets of the shattered society of Hell.

During the nights when Blitzø was off fulfilling his side of the deal with the demon of the ars goetia, your insecurities would come flooding back and all you had to calm you down was a hoody that still had Blitzø's scent on and the yellow horse plush that sat on his bedside table.

~

"Ugh so fucking glad to be back," Blitzø muttered.

Knowing that you were asleep, he entered the apartment as quietly as possible. He put all of his belongings that he took to Stolas' on the sofa and tiptoed towards your shared bedroom. He saw that the door was slightly ajar but thought nothing of it and opened it up wide enough so he could slip. Once he did this and closed the door he noticed that his bedside lamp was on and that's when he saw your trembling state. You were lying on top of the covers on your side of the bed, in his grey hoody, clinging onto his beloved horse plush.

"(N/n), what's wrong?" the imp boss questioned. Startled, you jumped up from the bed and roughly wiped away the tears spilling from your eyes. "Blitzø? I-I thought you weren't coming back till t-tomorrow?" He jogged a small distance to get to you and abruptly wrapped his arms around you, "Are you okay? Why are you crying? Please don't cry...please."

Just as you thought the tears stopped flowing, you collapsed in his arms and a fresh batch of salty tears escaped and slid down your cheeks once more. "I-I-I'm sorry. I shouldn't be c-crying it's stupid you stuttered out."

"Please (N/n), just tell me what's wrong."

You both sat on the bed, facing one another and Blitzø waited patiently for you to explain what got you so upset.

"It's just, I feel that you care more about Stolas than me. You always have your attention turned on him, whenever he comes to visit, he always calls you a-and he has your un-divided attention. I-I know that the only way the business can continue is if we have the grimoire and the only way you can get it is by...doing it with Stolas....but I can't help but feel a little insecure. I mean he's a prince, he's wealthy...he's tall."

Blitzø could only chuckle at your worried state. He wrapped his arms tightly around you once more, "(Y/n) I would never leave you okay? Especially for that sick fuck. Like you said I'm only doing this for the company okay? If there was another way I could get my hands on that book believe me I would, but there isn't and Stolas decided to work out a trade that worked for both parties...I guess."