#helluva headcanons

I hope these are okay I can't remember what I said last time lol!!💖💖

- 10000% anxious stomachaches. Like it's the first sign that he's anxious about anything and he Will throw up if it's bad enough. But I think it happens often enough that he's not all that phased by it?? Not grossed out but it makes him feel absolutely awful for sure

- on this note he is definitely a sympathy puker. again Not because he's grossed out but he's just. So sympathetic to the feeling lol

- he wants Blitz to take care of him when he's sick sooooo bad. he thinks realistically Blitz would not to be a good caretaker but he fantasizes about him caring for him, calling him pet names and cuddling with him...Stolas would probably be the one doing that for him LOL

I have to imagine those jagged edges of the stumps get caught on things all the time, especially the head holes of clothes, and pillowcases. Or maybe he wears more durable stuff like leather instead of stuff that’s made of thread that will fray, like cotton or silk?

outb4 leather kink jokes

It seems to be implied that his self-esteem wouldn’t be so crappy if his horns were intact. With his comment to Blitzo, the “my horns were always bigger than yours” it seems like it’s considered a status symbol or something? Do female imps ever have the largest sized horns?

And since Satan himself has both female imp horns (black) and male imp horns (black and white striped) doesn’t that imply He’s non-binary? Or intersex? Or maybe even a fantastical hermaphrodite?

But back to Fizz’s predicament. Is it possible to sand them down without pain? Horns do have their own blood supply and nerves. Would painkillers even work?? Probably not localized anesthetic, anyway. Belphegor’s hospitals probably have worked with cracked horns before I guess? But has anyone had an injury THIS extreme? What sort of explosion could do that to a real cow or antelope’s horns?????

What’s IN those fireworks?

Do imps make them more dangerous on purpose bc you know, everyone in Hell seems to like injury?

Or are imp horns just more fragile bc fuck them? (ie Satan did it on purpose)

IRL factory farmed cows have their horns painfully cut off, so I guess they and Fizz would need to be put totally under for this to be a medically sound practice.

Plastic surgery for horns? Cosmetic amputation?

Maybe imps get them removed sometimes bc they’re just unwieldy in general and/or cause neck pain. (bc fuck them, Satan did it on purpose)

(analogous to for that reason getting breast reduction of any degree, including total)

WHO DO YOU THINK IS IN THE WRONG?

HEADCANONS?

OKAY FIRST OF ALL

NOT FARING WELL WHT SO EVER

IM DYING

STILL HAVENT STOPPED CRYING

Loona Adopts An Imp

Loona is definitely not an openly caring person. She comes off as rude, aggressive and even violent sometimes. You'd expect her to be the last person wanting to deal with a kid.

You'd be somewhat right on that but she has a different feeling towards orphans. Seeing a child alone on the streets reminds her of when she was younger, she can't help but feel sorry for the poor kids.

So, when she was taking a stroll and saw a small and skinny imp child alone at the edge of a damp, dark alleyway, she wasn't able to stop herself from approaching.

Loona stayed with you for a while, talking with you and asking why you're all alone.

You ran away from your orphanage again. Families kept taking you back because they didn't want you. Just hearing that would tug at Loona's heart strings.

After a few minutes of sitting in silence, she decides to take you back to Blitzo's place and to her room, only planning to let you stay the night before taking you back to the orphanage. She isn't exactly the best with kids, she can't take care of you.

However, spending a night with you changed her mind completely.

"This is my baby now. I now have this baby."

Blitzo wasn't even against it. Now her baby girl can see how he feels all the time!

Loona definitely starts acting a little more like Blitzo, mainly on the inside. She sees you as the most precious thing on the planet and will pummel anyone who says otherwise.

Oh, you're so cute too! Whenever no one can see her, she'll hug you so tight! She doesn't want anyone seeing her hug you so much, it would make her look like a softie.

Loona takes you almost everywhere. Now that she's your mother, you're apart of her life now. She'll take you wherever she can. Just not Vortex' parties. They're a little too adult for her child.

Honestly, sometimes Blitzo can be jealous of how much Loona loves you. Yeah, he's happy that she's so much softer then usual around you but why can't she let him be like that? ;-;

HEAD CANON:

OMG anon i had to jump to your ask because i will take any opportunity to talk about fizzy

- he has a hard time admitting when he feels sick because of this Always Performing mentality he has and Asmodeus is trying very hard to break that, but it gets complicated because Fizz will feel worse physically if he thinks he's wasting Ozzie's time or Ozzie is skipping important things to take care of him ): so he's constantly reassuring him and sometimes omitting information bc ignorance is bliss (for example, the important meeting today was rescheduled anyway! but no it wasn't)

- Fizz's unregulated anxiety is a lot worse when he's sick because it stresses him out which makes him feel worse and creates this terrible cycle. The panic attacks are awful and he will throw up or pass out (or both!) from hyperventilating. It's gotten better though Ozzie is helping him 🥺

- pre-fire Fizz was just as bad. if he heard about someone in the circus being sick he would work himself up so much that he would finish performing, get off stage and immediately throw up or pass out or both!! and Blitz was extremely impressed with his ability to keep that behind the curtains.

- kind of low-key a germaphobe might be undiagnosed OCD he's still figuring it out. regardless though his immune system was in shambles after the fire so he has every right to avoid sick people like the plague

- definitely gets stomachaches easily from eating junk. in those self inflicted situations he will whine and beg for comfort and tummy rubs

- he hates fevers so much. he hates his body feeling hot. he says he would rather throw up for days than have a fever

- his voice gets horribly hoarse after he's thrown up a few times or if he has any level of sore throat. sometimes he'll even lose it completely for a few days. Fizz has been teaching Ozzie sign language for a long time so Ozzie tries to listen to him that way 🥺

ive been thinking about this for a while and hes a good candidate for emeto headcanons for sure lol....💖💖

- the anxiety tummyaches are soooo bad. like he will absolutely throw up if he works himself up enough so he's pretty familiar with the feeling

- he always feels like absolute garbage after he throws up and it's a several hour long ordeal lol😔😔 he's generally very sensitive ans can't handle the headache + throat burning + etc that throwing up causes

- there's a very wide range of reactions around him though between blitz and millie because you know blitz is like stop being a little bitch and suck it up and millie is the sweetest and most caring and comforting ever...she is the tummy rub provider