#blind-date

…but might as well have been. I just wish someone would’ve captured the look on my face when I approached the bar and realized my blind-date looked nothing like his profile pictures. I imagine I looked like a spoilt toddler who hadn’t gotten her way, bottom lip jutting down and all. After introducing myself, and noticing how uncomfortable he was, I went to the bar for a drink and told him I’d be…

I have a Tinder date tonight. Set it up last night. Totally out of the blue and very unlike me to do something like this. But… for once, the guy I matched with actually asked to meet straight away. He said, “I don’t want to text for days on end and then we never meet.” And I liked that. It appealed to me. Now… could he be an axe murderer? Highly unlikely, because I asked him – and he said, “No.”…