#bjayzl

SEASON 1 & 2 STAR TREK PICARD CHARACTERS AS A POKEMON TEAM

The Meta team lead who makes a big mess with environmental hazards and then uses Baton Pass so everyone else has to deal with the fallout:

Admiral Jean-Luc Picard, of course. But how about the rest?

The counter-Meta pick with a moveset specifically designed to cover their own team's weaknesses while exploiting gaps in the opponent's defense. Can learn a wide variety of contact and non-contact TMs. Occasionally hurts self in own confusion:

The niche off-Meta sweeper with a bunch of left-field moves. Catches everyone off guard and lays absolute waste because nobody's ever seen one in battle before, nobody has one on their own team, and nobody knows how to counter any of this bullshit:

The Uber-tier revenge killer who's OP as fuck and everybody knows it, but is too much of a beloved icon for any of the Powers That Be to actually risk banning or nerfing, lest the entire fanbase ragequit and/or riot in the streets. Ends up getting a mega-evolution instead:

The unpredictable stall who won't decimate your team directly, but will drag shit out and make half your strategies backfire. Will lead you on a wild romp of increasingly furious button mashing by spamming status effects and using shit like Shell Smash and Follow Me for funsies. Can harm own teammates with recoil damage, but can also boost stats of allies in battle:

The seemingly-innocuous cute one who turns out to have a hidden ability and a rare item that activates when their HP gets low, and then all hell breaks loose:

GODDAMMIT HOW MANY DIFFERENT FORM CHANGES DO YOU FUCKING HAVE?!

The MF glitch from Cinnabar Island that somebody managed to sneak into the tournament when the refs weren't looking, and now your save file is screwed, your game is frozen, and the soundtrack is stuck on Lavender Town:

The obviously hacked 'mon with impossible moves, impossible stats, dubious typing, and no listing in the regional dex. Not allowed to enter the tournament and has to watch from the sidelines:

The Psychic-type Mythical hanging out in the background who gives you cool hints, potions, and sidequests:

Giovanni. Apparently somebody got bored selling Slowpoke tails and decided to switch up the inventory. Needs to fuck the entire hell off and take their mafia mad science lab with them. Probably doesn't have enough gym badges to capture their desired target anyway:

Raffi x Seven:

Seven of Nine:

Raffi Musiker:

Cris Rios:

Elnor:

Agnes Jurati:

Borg Queen x Agnes:

Kestra Troi-Riker:

The Crew of La Sirena:

Bjazal x Seven:

About & Prompts | Guidelines | Ao3 & FAQ

The fortnight starts in less than a week!

If you want to be a part of the event but aren't a creator (and if you are one as well, of course), you can follow us @discoveryfemslashfortnight, reblog posts about the fortnight like this one right here to spread the word, sign up as a beta reader, and reblog submitted works to support the creators.