#seska

I love Seska and I just got these both last weekend

thank you <3!! i just know she was causing havoc on that beach

ALSO i have the same one!!

here is she fucking up gul dukat with his own phaser. a woman hardly worth rooting for but in this case get his ass

Carey: Commander! I found apples! Neelix: Those are death apples. Carey: Neelix: They'll kill you while making you feel like you've been stabbed in the testicles! Chakotay: Why are you smiling while explaining this? Neelix: I dunno, try eating this ugly little bastard instead! Neelix: *hands Chakotay a Leola root* Chakotay: *takes a bite, spits out out, narrowly avoids vomiting* Chakotay: Are you trying to kill us? Neelix: The gag reflex subsides if you cook it Chakotay: Will cooking it improve the taste? Neelix: Nope!

Paris: Captain, something’s lurking. Tuvok: Cloaked ship. Janeway: Great. Who’s stalking us now? Tuvok: Kazon. Janeway: Of course it is.

Chakotay: Where’s Seska? Kim: Probably in a cave doing crimes. Kim: Or picking berries.

Seska: Oh thank the Prophets, it’s you. Chakotay: Why are you here? Seska: Mushrooms. I wanted to get you high, I mean, make you soup. Chakotay: We’re being shot at. Seska: But I found shrooms.

Seska: Here you go sweetheart, one steaming hot bowl of perfectly normal soup Seska: Neelix tried to add leola root. I fought him. Chakotay: Nice Seska: Then a few folks started crying to distract Neelix and then I stole the shrooms! Neelix: Neelix to Chakotay! I am a reporting a serious crime! Chakotay: I know Neelix: It was that bitch Seska! Neelix: The soup's actually quite good, but how did Ayala put it? It's making him trip balls Ayala: I CAN SEE SOUNDS Chakotay: Understood, I'll punish the criminals myself Seska, grinning: Chakotay: Not like that, you're on bread and water for two days Seska: I don't like the sound of that, how about you spank me instead? Chakotay: No Seska: You're no fun anymore. I’ll flirt with Harry instead.

Kazon: Help us. We’re dying. Neelix: It’s a trap. Janeway: Probably. Let’s go anyway.

Torres: Why are there Kazon melted into the walls? Tuvok: Radiation. Torres: This panel reads "Property of the USS Voyager. No stealing." Tuvok: How predictable of the Kazon to not know how to read

Tuvok: Someone betrayed Voyager. Janeway: Evidence? Tuvok: Not yet. Janeway: Then why are we standing here? Tuvok: Vibes.

Torres: It'll be done tomorrow. Janeway: Today. Torres: No. Janeway: Excuse me? Torres: I am an engineer, not a wizard. Seska: I'll gladly give my life to sort out this minor inconvenience Torres: Sounds sus but okay Chakotay: No that does sound sus, better conspicuously stick Seska on the bridge instead Chakotay: And Janeway enjoys glaring at her so I'll get brownie points

Seska: Why did you pull me off the mission? Chakotay: Divas don't get away missions. Seska: Does being a diva make me a traitor? Chakotay: I’m protecting you. Seska: You're the worst husband ever. Chakotay: I'm not even your boyfriend anymore!

Kes: Your blood isn’t Bajoran. Seska: Childhood disease. EMH: We need your blood sample. Seska: Sorry, I’m busy being dramatic.

Torres: Seska's beamed over to the Kazon ship Tuvok: Her behaviour remains…sus Chakotay: Seska, I told you to quit being a diva! Seska: Fuck off dearest, don't get in the way of my selfish selflessness Seska: Also I want B'Elanna and Carey to look bad Kim: Beaming her back Janeway: Don't - you might kill her! Tuvok: That would actually solve some problems for us Seska: *screams*

Janeway: Did you contact the Kazon? Carey: No! Ask Seska! Janeway: You’re confined to quarters. Carey: This is bullshit.

Culluh: Show me the survivor. EMH: We replaced his blood. Culluh: Cool. *stabs him* EMH: He’s dead. Janeway: Get off my ship.

EMH: Seska isn’t Bajoran. EMH: She’s Cardassian. Janeway: Oh for fuck’s sake. Janeway: I fucking hate the Alpha Quadrant.

Janeway: We'll interrogate her once we get our stuff back. Let's do it! Torres: I did it already, because I'm the competent one, not the dramatic one Torres: Get this, it was a food replicator, and they were trying to replicate.. Yamok Sauce and Kanar? Torres: Losers

Chakotay: You’re Cardassian. Seska: Childhood virus! Bone marrow transplant! Drama! Chakotay: I don’t know what to believe. Seska: Believe that I love you. Chakotay: I believe I’m confused.

Tuvok: Gin. Chakotay: I'd really prefer tequila during this stakeout.

Seska: Chakotay, what’s wrong? Chakotay: We know who gave the Kazon our tech. Seska: Who? Chakotay: You, and you framed yourself. Seska: Why would I frame myself? Chakotay: Because you knew we’d think you weren’t that stupid, but you are that stupid. Seska: Ever consider someone else framed me? Chakotay: We traced it. Sickbay. Nice try. Chakotay: Also, you’re Cardassian. EMH: Yup. Your blood says “Spoonhead” in big neon letters. Chakotay: Why’d you do it? Seska: Because you went from badass Maquis who showed me a good time to Janeway's fucking simp Janeway: You tried to politically destabilise an entire quadrant because you found out Chakotay likes redheads? Seska: Pretty much. Seska: Anyway, this ship sucks ass. Byeee

Paris: Kazon ship going to warp. Janeway: We’ll deal with Seska later, if they don't accidentally kill her while they heat up soup or something. Janeway: The heck did you see in her anyway? Chakotay: Uhm… Chakotay: I have a weakness for crazy people?

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