#bird dc

Tim you are literally about to drown stop punning

Okayyy why he kinda cvnty tho

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yet another instance of me having to remember this was written in the mid-90s and certain words meant some very different things back then

Nice 🎂

Ugh cops, i get that hes being violent but like try de-escalation dude

I know this may be 'necessary surveillance' but its really funny when you consider the whole 'stalker tim' thing

Tuck Queen, she should teach classes on that. Absolutely phenomenal

Do they get longer when he lies? or when hes h0rny?

Ok not gonna lie this is gonna feature in my 'badass scenarios for when im hallucinating along to edit audios" library

Jean honey i think the thousand pushups may be why you feel like hell

NOOOOO my boy is succumbing to the expectations

Gay

This dork really wore that chunky ahh belt underneath a TAILORED suit. Dude

How do you manage to make POISON IVY of all people chopped, give her her camp and cvnt back what the hell

Jean baby i love you but i cannot take you seriously in this fuckass suit, Tim what were you thinking when you designed this

"Dear, sweet, vegetating sugar daddy" may be the most repulsive sentence ever

sorry queen you lose points for the sa ://///

Why is she feral

Dude this is still really gay

He is endearingly pathetic isnt he?

Dork

Also he has no ass

Assless Dork

This is kinda funny considering how terrible canon!Batman can be sometimes, like dude, sometimes you really stray close to the whole 'monster' thing, youve been doing better since the 2010's but man you were awful sometimes

peak teenager beahivour, feet up next to the big red button

number 1 thing i learned by reading the comics;

Alfred is so much more Chalant™ than i expected

Phenomenal form but we gotta work on that internal monologue babes

Okay yeah kicking the Riddler while he was holding a release activated detonator was stupid but you gotta admit the epoxy was clever, give the kid a little slack

HELENAAAAA the outfit is certainly a choice but HELL YES GIRL

oh i dont know maybe the highly competent assassin with fire swords, the highly competent vigilante featured right above, or maybe even the highly competent teenage vigilant who was the first robin to wear pants

Where is my cvnty falconer?!?! Where is his stupid blonde mullet?!?! WHERE IS HIS BIRD?!??!?!?

They made him a stereotypical tough guy and I hate it so much they massacred my boy.

I was so excited when the little bird icon showed up I dropped everything and bolted over just to be met with this abomination :(((((

Also, what do you think Celio, Ginseng, and Vengeance thoughts and relationships would be with the three characters as well?

I like the trio and I really like how we got to see more of them along with their personalities in Bane: Conquest and how they were still loyal to Bane even with all the bs that mf pulls.

I do hc that Vengeance trusts them (as much as Bane does, though probably a little less) since they were there when her father was still growing up, but she wouldn’t be one to strike up a conversation with them unless it’s needed.

With Celio and Ginseng, Celio has known them longer than the other two (Vengeance and Gin) and respects them well enough to where he’s comfortable to have small talks with them (more so with Bird and Trogg since with Zombie.. y’know), he still does and they get along very well but it does tend to get a bit awkward sometimes.

Bird: Ratcatcher!? What kind of name is that!

Ratcatcher: Is your name not…bird?

Bird: Birdy, actually.

Zombie: Do not be so callous towards Bane’s ally, Bird. He must be useful if Bane says we’re working with him.

Bird: I mean, what’s even his power! Mind controlling rats!?

Ratcatcher: Yeah. Pretty much.

Bird: That’s stupid!

Trogg: Bird…you controls birds.

Bird: Birds are strong and can fly! They kill rats!

Bane: Bird, you will respect Ratcatcher for as long as he works with us. Now shut up and get Talon, I will need both of your talent for this crime. If you refuse, I will throw you out of this building and watch you splat on the concrete.

Bird: Fineeeeee

Ratcatcher: Does he always threaten to murder you guys?

Trogg: It’s how he shows love.

Ratcatcher: Yeah…I think I’m gonna work alone next time.