#bheem

They had to; otherwise they'd have to admit to their own crime (abduction / slavery). And there were clearly lots of people present there who turned a blind eye to that (the army?), but that presumably wasn't a guarantee with the actual police. So they lied.

When Ram says "what he wants is in the Scotts' bungalow", he isn't talking about Malli; he's talking about the Governor.

That's why his plan of action is to go to a revolutionary meeting with the absolutely mad "let's kill Governor Scott" as his calling card.

It was just sheer dumb luck and / or misfortune (depending on how you look at it) that Lacchu was there at the same time, desperately searching for any way in.

Part 1

Note: Everything in Mahabharata is open to interpretation, and it’s fine if you don’t agree with mine, just don’t be rude about it. 😊

“Pati-vridhhi kule mama” – Draupadi to Bhanumati.

This little shloka snippet is not from any version of the Mahabharata, but this little anecdote captures Draupadi so beautifully that when I read it in Dr. Bhaduri’s work, I couldn’t resist the urge to put it in here.

One day, when Draupadi had come to visit Hastinapura, Duryodhana’s wife taunted her about the number of husbands that she had. Draupadi hit back with this gem: “Pati-vriddhi kule mama” [Husbands are to be maximised in my family]. With this one retort Draupadi looped in not just their immediate elders like Kunti, Madri, Ambalika, Ambika or Satyavati, but also went further back, to Ganga, to Urvashi and to Tara: the founder/revivor/sustainer mothers of the Kaurava line, the single thing tying them all together apart from the lineage being the greater-than-one number of their partners, thoroughly traumatising Bhanumati in the process (we don’t talk about that, right?).

The fact that Draupadi is a great logical speaker and a fine orator often gets suppressed under the weight of ‘her revenge’. The point of the anecdote is not just to prove that she can be snarky, but rather to tie in to the fact that Draupadi is an extremely present and intelligent speaker who can, so to speak, ‘dish it right back’.

One of the first times that we, the readers, ever hear of Draupadi within the main story is when some random Brahmins recount the story of her birth for the five brothers on their way to Kampilya. “Vedi-madhyaat-sam-utpannaa padma-patra-nibh-ekshanaa, darshaniya-anavadya-angi su-kumaari manasvini,” they say [Emerged from the centre of the altar, [with] eyes like lotus petals, worth of being beholden, the one with a body that is incomparable, youthful [on the younger side], contemplative].

Now, I do not like the middle of that shloka, or the other subsequent comments the middle-aged Brahmins pass about the fifteen/sixteen-year-old [or freshly-born if we go with the magic] girl’s body; however, even these men cannot evade the last adjective. Even when they’d much rather be still talking about her physical attributes, Krishnaa-Draupadi’s personality, her introspective, ruminative, a-thousand-solid-thoughts-a-minute brain still wrings out a comment about itself.

Another name of Draupadi’s is Yojanagandha, or the one whose perfume can be perceived across a yojana (roughly 3.6 km).

Interestingly, though this is most probably a stretch, look at this excerpt: “neel-o-tpala-samo gandho yasyaah kroshaat pravaayati”. This refers exactly to the name above, translating to “[Her] Fragrance, like the blue lotus, flows over multiple kroshas (1.8 km)”.  Now, blue lotus, most popularly, is associated with Saraswati, specifically Neela-Saraswati or the Ugra-Saraswati. This form of Saraswati still propagated knowledge, but also has a certain edge, invoked primarily in the study of Tantra. Bhoomi, the goddess, is also often shown holding a blue lotus.

Of course, the on-the-nose interpretation is still tied to the epithet of ‘manasvini’, and the fact that Draupadi, the new Panchala princess, is already renowned in her kingdom, both for her beauty and her dark complexion [hence, ‘blue’ lotus]. However, narratively, a very solid indication is presented (albeit this could just also be a case of the proverbial question of why did the author say the curtains were blue), linking Draupadi, in a single metaphor, to extensive knowledge, to defensive violence and to land [To note: I am not claiming any avatarhood here, just pointing out a probable tongue-in-cheek foreshadowing].

Biologically, the twins seem to be someone in connection to the rishis Yaaja and Upayaaja, and Drupada’s wife makes them promise that the twins would only consider her as their mother. However, there could be any number of places they could’ve actually originated from.

Now, coming to her swayamvara: this was not really a swayamvara; it was a veerya-shulka with a PR spin. My guess is that, if Drupada were to come out and say this is a veerya-shulka, then Karna [or other undesirable people from the Panchala perspective] would have more of a solid ground for just storming the ceremony and kidnapping Draupadi. However, by pretending that this is a swayamvara, Drupada can control the participants (somewhat) and Draupadi has a say.

Dhrishtadyumna starts off the competition by listing the family’s preferences for the future-husband of their one-and-only princess: “roopeṇa veeryeṇa kulena chaiva; dharmeṇa chaivaapi ca yauvanena” ([Great in] beauty, in valour, in lineage, in a sense of duty, and more importantly, in age [reasonably young]). The list goes on for a while there, and reads almost like a terms and conditions page we all sign without actually reading. The simile is not really off-base, and this is, in fact, a pre-declared disclaimer that the Panchala royal family give, in case they wish to reject a successful participant later.

We know that Drupada was already looking for Arjuna, having chosen him as the desired husband for his daughter, and so he wanted to have enough loopholes in the competition rules so as to avoid any other people who might succeed in the initial challenge. Interestingly, there is no fish involved in this competition. It is only described as a suspended bhrami-yantra, and the meena-chakshu predicate is added on by Kashiram Das in his adaptation.

When Krishnaa-Draupadi enters the swayamvara sabha, on the sixteenth day of the overall festival, a milky-white garland in her hand, Vyasa describes her as: aapluta-angi su-vasana sarva-abharana-bhooshita [slightly overwhelmed, dressed in a fine dress and all forms of jewellery].

Skipping ahead a little bit, when most of the kings have tried to lift the heavy bow and have failed miserably, Karna rises to try. Dhrishtadyumna, by this point, has already given her a hint about both Karna and his overlords. Vyasa mentions that the Pandavas had already mentally written Draupadi off when Karna had risen. Seeing that: “Drishtvaah tu tam Draupadi vaakyam-uchhai-r-jagaad naaham varayaami sootam” [Seeing him, Draupadi declared loudly to the sabha, I will not marry the soota].

This is a contentious shloka, to the point that most editions have just removed it to avoid the trouble [still can be found in the Bangabasi edition]. However, it is quite an interesting position to put Draupadi in.

Obviously, the first point is the casteism of it. None of the main characters (including Karna) is free of this evil. Now, to make it more interesting, I already blabbed a lot about Drupada and Dhrishtadyumna silently pushing for this thing. They are, in my opinion, at least somewhat hiding behind Draupadi, forcing her to be the bad guy here, in public. Because, think about it, if any of the men in the Panchala royal family had stopped Karna, wouldn’t there be a war immediately? But only because this is a swayamvara, and it is the bride that is raising the objection, Karna has to bite the bullet, and we are able to avoid the Great War of the Grooms (for about 15-20 minutes, but that’s a different issue). To note, I am not letting Draupadi off the hook; I am just arguing that her words might not have come 100% from her and no one else, and I’m pretty sure Drupada had something to do with this. Apart from this, this remains also just a glimpse of the ‘manasvini’ that we heard about earlier.

I wonder if Drupada would have made Draupadi say this instead of another man in her family if he knew how much this one sentence was going to haunt his daughter in the future. Again, not saying Draupadi deserved it, squarely because no one deserves ‘it’, but in the story, this is the action whose reaction we see in Karna’s vitriol all those years later.

When Arjuna is successful, we again see a different face of this woman: ‘vinaapi haasam hasateeva kanya’ [without smiling, the girl smiles], and ‘madaa-drite-pi sthalateeva bhavaiha, vaacha vina vyaharateeva drishtya’ [she stumbles as if she were drunk, her drunken [on Arjuna, not alcohol] eyes speak without her lips moving].

After the battle with the kings is won, Arjuna and Bheema take Draupadi to the cottage of the potter, where Kunti is worried sick. A description of their journey is recorded by Dhrishtdyumna later: “Krishnaa pra-grihya-ajinam-anvayaattam, naagam yatha naaga-vadhuh pra-hrishta” [Holding on to the end of his ajina dress, Krishnaa followed him, just like an elephant-bride happily follows her elephant; note: naaga and hasti are synonyms in this version of Sanskrit, signifying both ‘snake’ and ‘elephant’; here the meaning of elephant has been used].

Although, herein lies a question. Kunti knew her sons went to see the swayamvara, but why she didn’t go with them is anybody’s guess. Also, Vyasa, previously, already told Kunti in private that Draupadi is to be married to all five brothers, and I do not think Kunti would be callous enough to forget an instruction like that! Although that one scene could be a later addition, it does add a different flavour to the drama at this point.

Then Arjun makes that fated joke, and Kunti replies: “Sa tvana-vekshya putrou, provaacha bhunkteti sametya sarveh!” [Whatever you brought, sons, devour it all together!] The previous paragraph does raise the question, no, whether Kunti knew what she was saying? On the surface, she didn’t have a clue, obviously, and she definitely regretted saying ‘devour’! Also, when Kunti then asks Yudhishthira to give a solution, she is definitely worried about the dharma of it all, but in a ray of sunshine, is also equally worried that the newly-arrived Panchali must not be put in an uncomfortable situation due to her careless words.

Yudhishthira, to his credit, immediately rules in favour of Arjuna. However, Arjuna, in a knee-jerk reaction, refuses to marry before his elders (buddy, I love you, but this is a thing you usually touch base on before you get engaged). While they are ping-ponging this decision back-and-forth, Draupadi is quite enjoying seeing all five grown men squirm- “drishtvaam te tatra pashyanteem sarve Krishnaam yashasvineem” [Then the illustrious Krishnaa looked at all of them]. She doesn’t utter a single word during this entire negotiation, but that is predominantly because she doesn’t need to, she is sort of liking it.

The next morning, when Drupada invited the lot of them to come to the palace, Draupadi was already allowed to shift into the same palace as her future husbands. Drupada arranges this so she can get acquainted with her new family with some level of privacy. After leaving them alone for a week, Drupada calls Kunti and Yudhishthira to his private sabha to fix the date of Arjuna and Draupadi’s marriage. This is when Yudhishthira decides to drop the bombshell. Apparently, no one else had bothered to inform the bride’s family about the final decision.

Yudhishthira starts with the fact that he and Bheema aren’t married yet (Hidimba doesn’t count, obviously), and Drupada declares that he is happy to find them a couple of nice girls, or have Draupadi marry Yudhishthira and then find Arjuna and Bheema a couple of nice girls. He is quite angry (understandable, after the radio silence for a week) when he hears about the Pandava Solution, and then Yudhishthira makes him angrier: “Esha na samayo Rajan, ratna-sya saha bhojanam” [In these times of the world, King, a gem [of a woman] must be devoured together]. (Darling let your mummy talk, and you…just…finger-on-lips please. Look, I understand eroticism, and the lady’s most probably on board, but must you say it like that to her father? He might have heart issues, you know)

Yudhishthira, then, once Vyasa arrives to back him up, brings up several examples of polyamorous women, let’s be clear, not to be progressive in general, but more so to win that argument. Also, ‘sookshmoh dharmoh maharaja’ [Dharma is a very fine/delicate concept, King]. This one dialogue had turned Draupadi’s life upside down more than once! Vyasa, after some more similarly questionable food-related comments (just let the women talk, Sir, and don’t ruin food for me), says that a woman at least desiring multiple partners, given the men too do the same, is simply ‘dharma-ir-shchasha sanaatanah’ [this is the traditional dharma]. Then, after the famous story about the five imprisoned Indras and a distraught Swarga-Lakshmi, Vyasa finally manages to convince Drupada, (this part’s only there to stuff the polyamory into a socially accepted single-husband structure).

Hence, the five brothers, canonically, like five well-behaved, and well-built bulls, followed Dhaumya, their cowherd, onto the wedding altar, where they each married Draupadi, on five consecutive days.

After this, we see Kunti being a delightful mother-in-law, who relinquishes her control of the household immediately and reiterates her trust in Draupadi by giving her the job of coronating the Pandavas as Emperor(s) in Kurujangala (the general area of Hastinapura) by her own authority as the Empress.

When the Pandavas then return to Hastinapura, now strengthened by the alliances of Drupada and Krishna, they are welcomed by, interestingly, Duryodhana’s wife, followed then by a mildly jealous and apprehensive Gandhari. Too bad, the men were too angry to show their faces. Also, interestingly, now, Gandhari orders Vidura to take Kunti and Draupadi to Pandu’s old room, and clean that up for them to stay in, when the last time they were here, they were shunted off to some spiderwebbed corner of the palace, still on Gandhari’s watch!

Then, after some time, Dhritarashtra again banishes them to Khandava, where Krishna finally, properly catches up to them, and personally helps them measure out the land and start building the city (leveraging his experience from Dwarka, no doubt) before returning for some time. There, Narada arrived to help them negotiate the one-year-per-brother rule for living with Draupadi. Vyasa describes the situation as “gaja-ir-yukta anya-ichhetyum ashakya, vabhoova parama-preeta naaga-ir-eeva saraswati” [Draupadi became a forest with many lakes where each of her elephants/husbands enjoyed a swim and kept other animals away, and she became an ecstatic forest providing shade to all five of them].

Then, of course, Arjuna disappears for twelve years, leaving Draupadi to fume at the absurdity of the entire situation. And then, he returns with Krishna’s sister, now married and ready to share her household. When Arjuna returns to Indraprastha, he goes straight to Draupadi, who promptly directs him to return to his ‘newer-model’ and stay there, among other things. So, Arjun does exactly that.

Interestingly, it is his idea to dress up Subhadra as a gopa woman and send her in to mollify Draupadi instead. It works, only somewhat. Draupadi is impressed with the gesture, but she is still angry. She says to Subhadra, “Nihsapatno-stu te pati.” This on-the-face translates to ‘may your husband not have any enemies’. However, sapatn[o/i] also means co-wife (‘sautan/shotin’).

Dr. Bhaduri interprets this as: ‘may you have no co-wives’, by which Draupadi still keeps Arjuna on the rack, as an extension of her previous comment.

I also like the other reading, which is: ‘may your husband have no co-husbands’: a covert expression of how tired she was starting to get of her husbands’ antics and their rapid-fire marriages.

Krishna also arrives shortly (primarily for damage control with Draupadi, I imagine), but also, with huge military help, which he practically ‘launders’ into the Pandava artillery disguised as wedding presents (he did the same thing during Draupadi’s marriage), since Balarama wouldn’t let him help them like this otherwise (Rohini is Shantanu’s brother Bahlika’s daughter/granddaughter, so that’s where his neutrality mainly comes from). This is also the time when Krishna is properly promoted from ‘weird generous acquaintance’ to ‘best friend forever’ in Draupadi’s books.

Right before Khandava is burned, we see Draupadi enjoying a nice picnic with Krishna, Arjuna and Subhadra, where she throws her own jewellery and even clothes at the entertainers who were performing for them. We see that Draupadi is 110% comfortable doing this in front of Krishna, most probably because she (and the other male members of her family) knows that Krishna is never ever going to look at her that way.

From here itself, we see Draupadi take a greater-than-average interest in politics, where Vyasa comments that by killing Jarasandha, Bheema and Arjuna have made her very happy. It seems that she is very much actively involved in at least the planning part of the conquest step of the rajasuya.

Again, if we have to pass rajasuya, we need to at least touch upon the infamous ‘andhe-ka-putra’ mess. Just to clarify, that did not happen. Draupadi didn’t laugh. In fact, she wasn’t even in the same building when Duryodhana fell into that indoor pond. That was all Bheema, Arjuna, Nakula, and Sahadeva, who laughed at him. The specific dialogue comes from a Telugu play that B. R. Chopra saw, then put in his show, and created a permanent additional headache for poor Draupadi. In the text, however, Duryodhana straight-up lies about Draupadi laughing at him (this being the inspiration for the play to make it true) when he is pitching a fit to his father.

I also have to blame Yudhishthira a bit for what happened next. This dude decides to prank his homicidal cousins at the worst possible time, and with the worst possible scenario. Why on earth would anyone think that Duryodhana being in charge of receiving the gifts meant for the Pandavas, Dushhasana in charge of food and drinks, Ashwatthama in charge of saying hello to everyone and Jayadratha in charge of choreographing the support staff is remotely a good idea, on any front. Did he want his guests to have the worst possible time?

Then, Shakuni gaslights Dhritarashtra into thinking that he has neglected Duryodhana, and he convinces Duryodhana to host the infamous dice game. Now, the game itself is very interesting. It seems from Shakuni’s words that it was almost expected that one would cheat in this, to the point that Shakuni classifies a certain speed of counting and a talent for adding/removing points as a necessary skill rather than any form of cheating. Yudhishthira doesn’t agree. Shakuni pretty much tells the prince that he is going to cheat, and even the method he is going to use, confident that Yudhishthira can in no way match up to this particular ‘skill’ and will lose.

Interestingly, Yudhishthira very much knows that he is walking into a trap. He is naïve, not unintelligent. Then, one after the other, he stakes all his brothers, and then himself. We see that he has genuinely forgotten about Draupadi (and hence didn’t stake her organically, without Shakuni’s prodding), since she isn’t in the sabha yet.

Then Yudhishthira, almost feverishly, starts describing Draupadi. I won’t go into the overtly physical detail that he gives. Interestingly, this is one of the few complete physical descriptions of Draupadi, and it seems very intentional to have this be publicised by Yudhishthira, of all people, especially in the situation that he did. Even if the next events did not happen, I would still hold this speech against him.

Then, Duryodhana asks Vidura to go fetch Draupadi, so she may clean their quarters with a broom. This seems also a cruel mockery on Duryodhana’s part, to begin the insult of Draupadi with the one man who was trying to shield her. Then, when Vidura, instead of swallowing the insult, starts throwing legal jargon and moral fables at him, Duryodhana turns and asks the soota Praatikaami to go fetch her instead.

Draupadi, the ever-present debater, understands in a second, from Praatikaami’s summarisation, and tells him to go ask the Pandavas if Yudhishthira had already lost himself, then who gave him the right to stake Draupadi, who would then be an independent woman (or at least belong to her father, pardon me for being crude about it).

Yushishthira doesn’t answer Praatikaami, and instead sends a separate messenger to beg Draupadi to tie her dress lower than usual, cry a little, come to the sabha, and beg (read: argue legally) on their behalf.

Finally, Duryodhana ordered Dushhasana to bring her instead. To save herself, Draupadi ran towards Dhritarashtra’s bedrooms, where his other wives were (also, this is where we learn he did have other wives, even besides Gandhari and Yuyutsu’s mum). However, none of those women helped her, and Gandhar most probably was not there at the time. Dushhasana catches up to her there and pulls her to the sabha by her braided hair: “Dushhasano naatha-vatim anaatha-vat, chak-arsha vayuh kadalimivaartaam” [Dushhasana pulled the woman, who had husbands, as though she had no protectors, just like the wind bends a soft banana tree].

When she reaches the sabha, the first thing she does is glare at her husbands with an intensity that sends a chill down their spines. Then, she continues speaking (yes, she never stopped arguing her point).

Now, Karna has had our sympathy through the entire story so far, but here, personally, he slips so far that it is unrecoverable, no matter how many (not many) good things he accomplishes in the story after this point. You sort of expect it from the Kaurava brothers, but you do not expect it from Karna, and it does come almost out of nowhere, that Karna, too, is laughing his head off, while Draupadi is begging to be let go. Yes, she insulted him before, but this is hardly an acceptable response. Nor are the words he uses to describe Draupadi next.

Draupadi argues that since Yudhishthira has lost himself, she is an independent woman, and so her now-legally-ex-husband could not have staked her. Vidura agrees with this and is, in fact, the first to argue that point, even before Draupadi gets involved. However, Bheeshma gets in the middle and complicates the matter by bringing up a tradition, where a wife is but half of her husband, and according to the old pitamaha, when Yudhishthira lost himself, he lost Draupadi to the Kauravas automatically, and hence the last bet isn’t legal. Also, since Yudhishthira didn’t protest against himself while placing the last bet, Bheeshma isn’t too sure what he should say (???). However, this doesn’t help Draupadi whatsoever. Good job, grandpa, you just muddied the pool nice and thorough and hurt her defence in the process!

Draupadi, however, refuses to give up, and argues further that everyone knows that Yudhishthira is a novice in this game, so how come the elders even allowed him to play against Shakuni? Here, Dushhasana tries to start pulling her garments again, Bheema shouts at Yudhishthira and Arjuna stops him. Vikarna, becoming the opposing force to Karna as the stand-in “Virudhha-Karna”, stands with Draupadi, but is silenced by Karna himself. He is determined to, today, extract a twisted revenge for the insult in her swayamvara all those years ago.

Then finally, when Dushhasana pulls open her dress, she calls out to Krishna (not in every edition), and Dharma is the one who comes to her rescue (no harm in conflating the two, really, you do you <3): “Tatastu Dharmo-ntarito mahaatma, samaavrinod vividh-air-vastra poogaiha” [Then Dharma, the great soul, transformed himself and wrapped her in various clothes]. A non-magic explanation could be that all the kings who were present in the sabha finally had enough of this and threw their own dresses for Draupadi to catch and cover herself with. This is when Bheema vows to kill Dushhasana.

After this, Draupadi sort of regains her composure and very sarcastically says, “I failed to follow proper procedure and convey my regards to the elders, but only because I was a little preoccupied with the impolite prince. I am the daughter of Drupada, the sister of Dhrishtadyumna, the daughter-in-law of Pandu, and the sakha [note it, not sakhi] of Krishna. I am also the lawfully wedded wife, of the same caste, of the kshatriya Yudhishthira. So, if you could kindly wrap up this drama and fast-track the decision of whether I am a slave or not, then we can all get on with our day.”

Then a long legal debate follows, between primarily Bheeshma, Duryodhana, Karna and Draupadi, interspersed with the other vows. It results in Dhritarashtra’s fears finally catching up with him, and he therefore releases the Pandavas, Draupadi and their wealth. Seeing the sabha’s opinion slowly turn against them, Karna is the first one to give up: “Panchali Pandu-putraanaam nauresha paara-gaa-bhavet, stri gatih Pandu-putraanaam ityu-vaacha su-dur-manah” [Panchali dragged the Pandavas ashore on a boat; at last, a woman is what saved the great Pandavas].

Then, they leave but are called back from only a little distance. Then they lose again and are sent to the forests. They also get a magic plate which is ever-filling until Draupadi eats, which basically amounts to the fact that now Draupadi is not only stuck in the forest in the middle of nowhere, she is stuck also cooking for the entire forest in the middle of nowhere.

This is when Dhrishtadyumna, Krishna, Dhrishtaketu and other allied Kings catch up to them. Krishnaa-Draupadi, going against some decorum, demands an answer from Krishna as to why he wasn’t in Hastinapura to save them. For one thing, she describes her ordeals with no sugarcoating, with all the gory details, which is relatively rare for women in literature, and we love her for it! If she has to live through it, the men can at least hear her out without complaining.

In her words, Draupadi enumerates several legal points, ranging from a failure on Dhritarashtra’s part in controlling his administration to the various torture Bheema specifically has had to put up with over the years. Practically, unfortunately, she knows most of these kings will not lift a finger to help her, but she hopes at least they’ll stand with her husbands (who she also blames, but to a lesser degree) on the question of inheritance: na bhraataro na cha pita naiva tvam Madhusoodana [I don’t have a brother, nor a father, and not even you, Madhusoodana!], is where her speech culminates.

Draupadi corners Krishna and declares that he has four reasons for why he is obligated to protect her, even if her husbands don’t: (1) sambandhaat: she is his aunt’s daughter-in-law, (2) gauravaat: she is born from the yajna fire and hence is a special person, (3) sakhyaat: she is Krishna’s personal friend and hence has a special right to his care, outside of her familial contact, and (4) prabhutvena: Krishna is powerful. The 3rd should speak to us the most about their relationship.

Krishna assures her, and they all return. Her five children go to Panchala with Dhrishtadyumna, Krishna takes Subhadra and Abhimanyu to Dwarka, and Dhrishtaketu takes Karenumati to the city of Shuktimati in Chedi. Yudhishthira’s charioteer Indrasena also goes to Dwarika with the bulk of their remaining support staff and Draupadi’s jewellery before rejoining them later. After this, the Pandavas retreat northward from Kamyaka-vana (Thanesar) into Dwaita-vana (Deoband, Saharanpur). There, several Brahmins (read: political theorists) meet the Pandavas (political implementors), and they begin planning their strategy of recovery.

Meanwhile, the ‘priyaa cha darshaneeyaa cha panditaa cha pati-vrataa’ [Beloved, worthy of being beholden, the expert advisor, dedicated to the well-being of her husbands] Draupadi is fuming. She understands the theory well enough, but she is thirsty for some action. Something tangible she can see with her own eyes. The more frustrated she becomes, the more she takes it out on her husbands. She points out the various differences in their lifestyle, imploring her oldest husband to do something productive.

Draupadi and Yudhishthira, both skilled debaters and both near-identically entrenched in their contemporary political theory, have a long conversation, contrasting the theories of Yudhishthira’s kshama/anrishangsata [forgiveness/non-cruelty, Yaudhishthiri-neeti] and Draupadi’s utthana/udyoga/chairavati [standing up/initiative/movement, Vaarhaspatya-neeti]. Finally, when Draupadi blames God for not intervening, and therefore implicitly supporting Duryodhana’s atrocities, or not existing at all, Yudhishthira is taken aback. He momentarily praises Draupadi, accepting his defeat, but then falls back to patriarchy and chides his wife for making ‘atheistic’ points- ‘naastikyantu prabhaashase’ and implores her to be less reliant on her own intelligence.

She then serenades him in adjectives such as “alakshmi”, “durbudhhi”, “kleeva” (don’t like this), “unmaada” and “I should’ve just picked one of you”. Now, the last one, yes, she said that, but it was in terrible anger, and there is no reason to assume based on this alone that she regretted marrying all of them. After the dyuta sabha, their equations changed obviously, but Draupadi’s natural propensity for polyamory was never the point in question.

Then Vyasa advises Arjuna to seek more advanced weaponry, and we see a glimpse of Draupadi and Arjuna’s rather silent relationship. Draupadi obviously uses “we” for everything and says, “We will not be happy even a single second without you.”, “We shall talk about you day and night!” And, “May no one else be cursed with a kshatriya birth, one that takes a man away from his family!”

He sounds as if he were pleading- the emperor to his vassals- to stop his humiliation. He could not leave himself, lest the honour that was his life breath suffer a mortal blow.

Nakul’s fingers dig into his skin through his clothes, and his nails come spotted back with red.

Yudhishthir looks back in their direction, waving his hand in the smallest of gestures while not meeting their eyes, motioning them to leave as he himself attempts to stand on trembling knees.

Their uncle stops him before he can, however, dishing the honeyed smile that had always precluded devastation.

“Not yet, my emperor. You have not lost it all,” he says, and Nakul’s skin tingles at the dulcet voice, soft as the breeze tingling through mountains, meant to be comforting yet anything but.

Nakul wants to scream at his brother to leave, that all they had lost could be regained, that as long as they were together, nothing was truly lost.

And yet, he knows his brother would never listen. He would see an opportunity to regain all they had built out of years of their labour, through blood and sweat and tears. He would see an opportunity to apologise, to make amends to them.

And he would take it.

“What?” His brother asks with a desperate glint in his eyes, and he can see the creases of his face set alight in wonder.

The man leans in, as if sharing a secret, and whispers something in a voice far too low for him to hear.

And then, for a moment, a great grief crosses Yudhishthir’s features, as if horror and hope had been poured together in a single concoction.

For a moment, he hesitates, and Nakul almost breathes in relief.

Then, slowly, his brother bows his already sunken head, almost curling in on himself, and announces in the same steady voice he had pronounced sentences with.

“I stake Nakul, my brother.”

Despite himself, he draws in a sharp gasp of breath. This could not- his brother would not- he must have misheard.

But then Sahadev's hand grabs onto his arm as a man drowning, and his older brothers shift closer to him, one hand each at their weapons and the other on his shoulders, whispering reassurances.

“That's it,” Bhima hisses. “We're leaving.”

“No one is taking you, brother,” Arjun says, tracing frantic circles on his back, although his voice remains even as ever. “We are still here.”

Sahadev says nothing, only shoots him a glance so terrified that Nakul is tempted to embrace him till the fear is out of his eyes.

But he is just as terrified.

He risks a glance at his eldest brother's side, fighting against the echo of his clamouring heartbeat in his ear.

He hasn't played his dice yet, Nakul sees. He can still object, say no, ask what authority his brother even had to stake him in the first place.

But he cannot.

When he looks at his brother, all he sees is the patient man that sat with him, fashioning butterflies out of threads; who pretended to be ill so that Nakul could play the healer; who sparred with him till they were both bruised; who had loved him since he had drawn his first breath and had never stopped.

How can he deny that brother the chance to win it all back? How can he condemn his family to poverty, when he has a chance to stop it, meagre may it be?

“No,” he whispers to his brothers, forcing a calmth into his eyes he did not feel. “Let him play.”

For you, brother, it's the least I can do.

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Yudhisthir

Mostly reblogs "Am I The Asshole?" polls and somehow each with a detailed and insightfully correct answer. Most people just look for his reblog and then vote whatever answer he's deemed right. That's how he earned the nickname "Dharmaraja"

Always explains stuff to the asks he gets and does it very politely so. You could ask him about anything and as long as he knows about it, he'll tell you about it.

Women respector since before 5000BC.

Never annoyed by hate comments on himself. Calls the fuck out of them if they disrespect his brothers.

Bheem

Posts photos of foods he likes.

Always posts about what he's cooking.

Gives gym tips to beginners.

Probably has "never stop bulking 💪" in his bio

Definitely makes it his own duty to teach his mutuals how to cook.

Arjun

Crazy good archery skills. Knows it. Shows them off.

(most people just look at his arm muscles flexing though)

Arjun: Madhav! Look at how famous this post about my archery is getting. I don't understand though. All I did was hit a bull's eye.

Krishna, looking at Arjun in that video being completely shirtless and slicked with sweat, brown skin glowing under the sun: *sweats*

Doesn't understand the thirst comments. ("Madhav what does railing mean and why does this person want me to do it to them?" "Uhm, it means they want you to "train" them haha. It's a slang. Haha." "*Replies to comment* sure I'd love to rail you")

Nakul

Sexy and he knows it.

Thirst traps.

Actually works very hard and always helps people, but he's such a troll that people just think he's a unemployed gymrat pretty boy until he attends some big event and people are like "YOU HAVE A JOB??????"

Loves his fans (I just know he'll heart each and every thirst comment go argue with a wall)

Always tagging his twin in the most random posts (most of them are jumpscares)

Sahdev

Does not want to be here

Always duets the videos nakul sends him and screams at the jumpscares ("I do not like this TRICKERY!" "The ball hit the camera Sahdev it wasn't gonna jump out the phone and hit you in the face" "I am BLOCKING YOU")

The fans love his reactions. He doesn't know, he never checks the comments.

Gives in after some time and creates a no-bullshit self help account to help people manage their life and work more efficiently

Krishn

The definition of Hot Mess™

On every platform he's on, which is every platform that exists, this man is Chaos. One post will be "My wife is so beautiful" and then "I miss Arjun" and then "here's three legal ways to loophole out of a lawsuit" and then a motivation post and then a video of a cute baby cow he saw on the sidewalk.

Pranks the fuck out of everyone and everything (his favourite victim is arjun)

Professional roaster. Has online beef with Shakuni. Insults in the most insufferable way possible you canNOT find a way to insult back it's so annoying cuz then he's like 😇🦚