महाभारत Episode 109 में पहले दिन के भीषण युद्ध के बाद धर्मराज युधिष्ठिर गहरे दुःख और चिंता के साथ श्री कृष्ण के समक्ष अपनी मन की व्यथा व्यक्त करते हैं। युद्ध की कठिन परिस्थितियों के बीच श्री कृष्ण उन्हें धैर्य, धर्म और विजय का मार्ग दिखाते हैं। इसी दौरान दूसरे दिन के युद्ध के लिए कौंच व्यूह की रचना की जाती है, जो पांडव सेना की सुरक्षा और प्रभावी युद्ध रणनीति का महत्वपूर्ण हिस्सा बनती है।

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Kabi Sanjay’s Mahabharata is a lesser-known adaptation of Vyasa’s epic, composed in the 1400s in Bengal. There is some discourse around whether this might be the first Bengali adaptation or not (it is considered as such in popular tradition), but it certainly precedes the Kashidashi version. The author’s real name is probably not Sanjay, but there is little indication as to what his real name might have been.

He is believed to have been born in Laur, a town in the Sylhet province of modern-day Bangladesh. This is assumed as such since he often notes the kings of Pragjyotisha, specifically Bhagadatta, as Laur-eshvar.

His bhanita, or self-identification, at the end of each distinct event in this book varies from chapter to chapter. An example of the same:

“The story of MB was plunged in darkness,

Kabi Sanjay has now lit a lamp for it.”

His primary aim, as declared by himself, was to bring the Sanskrit epic, long gatekept by the scholars of the society, closer to the common people. His version borrows selectively from the Vaishampayana version (most commonly followed) and the near-lost Jaimini version. He often calls his retelling either ‘Bharat Katha’ or ‘Pandava Vijaya.’

The narrative here is devoid of the usual frills such as the creation myths or long-drawn genealogies as is seen in the Sanskrit Vaishampayana Mahabharata or in its companion puranas.

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Part 10

Part 11

Part 12

Part 13

Part 14

Part 15

This is unquestionably my favourite chapter in any old book I've read so far!

Draupadi’s War

Next chapter is Draupadi's War which was supposed to be after Abhimanyu's death but they pushed it to the appendix for some reason. Narad went and told all the women in Dwarka about Abhimanyu and they all blamed Yudhishthira. They also blamed Krishna for keeping the Pandavas hypnotised with his chakra so they didn’t rebel/criticise him.

All the women of Dwarka are now going to Kurukshetra because Abhimanyu was their son too, when his deadbeat father never bothered to check up on him and his mum.

CHITRALEKHA IS BACK. She's going to use her magic to transport the queens and the army to Kurukshetra.

Ugrasen: women fighting is paap, Krishna will kill me. Rukmini: so why did Parvati kill all those demons then?

Ugrasen also agrees that Krishna is at least partially responsible for Abhimanyu's death.

They all first went to Draupadi, Uttara and Subhadra and consoled them

Uttara too blamed herself for Abhimanyu, saying she must not have been a sati enough, that poor girl. 😭 Uttara is lamenting that she should've run away with him before the war.

Satyabhama took her back and then divided the army. Satyabhama, Jambavati, Subhadra and Revati became the sainyadhipatis [army commanders]. Draupadi became their primary Senapati and Rukmini led the entire charge.

Narada brought Rukmini the same kavach Arjun used against the nivatkavaches...it is invulnerable to human weapons.

Mitravindra became Draupadi’s sarathi. They were compared to Krishna-Arjun and Indra-Matali. Draupadi was placed at the same pedestal as Arjun, with Usha and Prabhavati protecting her wheels.

Since it was a moonless night, Uttara prayed to Chandra, who being Abhimanyu himself, now reunited with the 15/16th of his power increased his shine so it looked like daytime.

Satyabhama and Kalindi took care of the right of the vyuha, Subhadra and Uttara protected the left.

Duyodhan was sleeping on a makeshift bed, when the women went and roared there and woke him up. Soon, they had the Kauravas surrounded!

Draupadi hit Duryodhana with 5 arrows and Ashvatthama commented only he, Arjun and Draupadi knew this trick. Everyone is warned Duryodhana that since she's pestered Arjun to train her, she's equally as good as him. Draupadi told Duryodhana she's shall fulfil Bheem's vow and break his knee, as well as drink Dushy's blood.

Subhadra said she'll kill Jayadrath.

Everyone had started with ooh we can’t fight women, but Duryodhana called them all idiots if they were going to just stand and take it and told them to get ready.

Draupadi went and apologised to Drona in advance. Drona blessed her that she will win this fight. Then Draupadi and Drona did the pehle aap ka dance with who will fire first.

Drona: You are a naari, you go first. Draupadi: I am your sevak's naari, so you go first.

I think it’s implied here that she also attended his school with Dhrishtadyumna. Draupadi only ended up hitting first.

Draupadi couldn’t decide whether or not to kill Drona, but Drona fainted so they just moved on.

Prabhavati told Draupadi to kill Drona now and do an atonement for brahmahatya later. Draupadi also has tiger powers here, and is simultaneously a free elephant. I don’t like them continuing to call her Arjuni, but at least she's getting her due otherwise. She killed 4 times as many people as Abhimanyu. I feel bad for the regular soldiers.

Karna has a tiger on his flag, so Draupadi went to fight him, Karna is like no you’re my Bhabhi, if I fight you people will misinterpret that later and he just stood there refusing to fight.

Karna: I have a secret, that you will find out after Arjun kills me, I cannot tell you that now. If I tell you, then your Yudhishthira won’t be king.

And Draupadi let him go without any follow-up questions.

Chitra and Usha saw Draupadi faint in a battle with Ashvatthama and came to rescue her. Usha then hurled one of Dwarka's favourite mushalas...and Ashvatthama fainted. Draupadi then woke up and shot a trishoola and Ashvatthama went flying.

Draupadi told Duryodhana to come fight 'this dasi' if he dares, and then he ran away so she chased him for a while yelling: 'well don’t you want your dasi now?’.

All the soldiers started rebelling saying even Arjun's never scared them as much as Draupadi. Then the Kauravas plotted to pull an Abhimanyu and imprison Draupadi, but gave up on it almost immediately.

Draupadi hit Dushhasana with a gada, rendered him unconscious and sat on his chest just about to rip him with her nails when Mitravinda said that usurping one’s husband's vow is a sin. However, Draupadi did get to drag him around the field by his hair and kick him in the head.

Rukmini threw Duryodhana on the ground while fighting someone else.

Draupadi then dragged Duryodhana for only having knowledge about his own strength and never even wondering what the women were capable of. Draupadi was using a khadga to cut up individual soldiers but Mitravinda reminded her of a magic astra she's gotten from Arjun that helped.

Rukmini then gave Draupadi one nice long hug from her chariot...and they stood in a half-hug for a while.

Apparently Draupadi was an expert at mace-fighting as well and she and Duryodhana have it out. Duryodhana sent a Shaiva astra after Draupadi and Mitravinda jumped in

Satyabhama’s sarathi is Daruka's daughter.

Also I am seeing much similarities here with how Michael Madhusudhan Dutt wrote Pramila's expedition in Meghandbadh Kabya...some of the generic lines are even common!

Satyabhama then defeated Kripa, and Rukmini went to fight Karna.

Karna (angrily): You are too strong! This is unfair.

In response Rukmini broke 15 chariots of his back-to-back and Karna ran away. Then everyone is shot at her from all directions, and she was so skilled that it felt to her like a mild drizzle.

Uttara killed Rudradeva, Dushy's son, who killed Abhimanyu....she did it holding his hair and decapitated him with a khadga and tied the head to the hooves of her horse, while Usha made Jayadrath rub his nose on the ground. Then Subhadra jumped down from her chariot onto his chest and kicked him...and then fought him and finally tore open his chest and drank his blood and then gathered all the women (when Rukmini reminded her to keep him alive) and they tied him up, dragged him around with a bow around his neck and kicked him some more before letting him go.

Meanwhile, Krishna had gone to Dwarka with Daruka to fetch his army, in case Arjun didn’t make it the next day and was very confused when he arrived to find all the women missing.

Yudhishthira finally woke up near dawn and went to talk to the women and Rukmini tore him a new one.

Rukmini: one time ONE time Arjun goes missing and you do this, you are all useless and now we'll kill the Kauravas for you, we heard exactly how useful you all are at protecting our kids so we thought we'll show you how to actually do this thing.

Yudhishthira started crying. Then he managed to convince them to return and Arjun started crying.

Then finally the women all went back and the war resumed on the 14th day.

Women's War

Rukmini and Satyabhama saw this and decided they’ll fight back instead of crying. I was excited for them to go to battle but I just didn’t expect the war to be against babies but great okay. Prabhavati, the girl who was hydrating Draupadi, is also excited for this.

Yudhishthira: women should not fight, let me go.

Rukmini: um...no thanks.

She led the charge because Draupadi is tied up in the rituals and cannot leave. All 16108 wives followed her. Now the babies are vulnerable cause ✨ motherhood ✨ 😭

Then all the women fainted. 😭 Apparently Krishna was only pretending so he got up and woke Arjun up as well. He then went and brought out Vivek's grandfather, who they had all this time and were hiding and Vivek just said sorry and gave in?

Apparently, this was ahankar-mochan for Krishna's wives. 😭 I am no longer excited, and they are no longer allowed in the yajna they have to go back to Dwarka and sulk.😔

Shakuni's wife almost killed Arjun with a khadga but got stopped.

Then everyone bathed Yudhishthira and Draupadi. If everyone gets 1 kalash each and everyone gets a turn...how soon are these two going to end up bedridden?

64 families have then been tasked with getting ganga water, so all the husbands have the ghats on their heads and their wives are just going for the funsies. The horse will also bathe with Yudhishthira. Krishna hung out with all of his wives...and Yudhishthira.

Rishis asked Rukmini that she finds even flowers heavy to bear in her hairstyle so how come she wasn’t complaining about carrying the water, and so Subhadra said the heaviest person, Krishna, bearing the whole universe, lives in her heart, so the water is nothing. Then Subhadra's continued…since Krishna also lives in Arjun's heart, and Arjun's pretty heavy himself, so technically, Subhadra’s the biggest weightlifter here.

So, then the horse was tied to [a possibly naked] Yudhishthira and Draupadi and they were all nonstop showered by Krishna.

They told the horse to please go to heaven by its own will. 😭 Thy made the horse touch Krishna's feet and listen to the Vedas.

Horse said he won’t. Nakul, apart from being a vet, can also talk to horses so he was then brought. The horse didn’t want to go to heaven because other horses go to heaven to see Krishna/Vishnu but Krishna's right here so this horse didn’t want to. He then settled for Krishna to stand in front of him when he is slaughtered. Bheem did it and milk came out instead of blood. The head of the horse flew into heaven and the soul of the horse merged with Krishna.

Then Yudhishthira gave his punya to Krishna

Krishna: Cool imma fly your corpse into heaven.

Yudhishthira: No, I wanna go up alive.

Krishna: Yeah we’ll see…

Dharma-the-Nakul came and told Yudhishthira his yajna isn’t as special as another yajna and went back to heaven.

Ashramavasika Parva

Bheem said he won’t let Dhritarashtra do the Ks shradhha from the royal coffers, and so Arjun gave from his salary. Dhritarashtra pretty much left him broke after this. Yudhishthira told them not to tell Dhritarashtra, so he thinks it’s from royal treasury only.

Then he, Kunti-Gandhari and Vidura went to the forest, and Sahadev cried at kunti but she wouldn’t listen.

Here Vyasa's rousing-the-dead magic is that everyone will see only the people they want to see, and then everyone died in the morning.

Kunti (to Yudhishthira): You are my problem actually, please gtfo.

Mausala Parva

Dwarka's omens were mice making tunnels in people's houses and making noise, and biting people in their sleep. Whenever Krishna tried to play panchajanya a host of donkeys appeared around him and started braying. I’m imagining him just expelling donkeys all day now. Krishna's chakra flew into heaven. Balram started drinking in front of Krishna.

Then the final brawl started. They threw Pradyumna's body at Krishna. 😭 Krishna went apeshit at everyone (I think he also accidentally killed Anirudhha) and Vajra and Daruka managed to stop him.

Arjun then arrived and Krishna said he was only alive cause he wanted to see Arjun. Arjun is like why are you crying aren’t you supposed to Yogeshvar etc and Krishna said please not now.

Krishna told Arjun to try and not be too sad when he's gone. Krishna went to sleep on a branch of a sala tree with his head placed on Arjun's lap. Then he got shot. He was dead, but then his soul took Arjun's hands in his and told him not to worry and went away with Indra. Arjun cried and fainted. Arjun said he doesn’t have any other friend than Krishna.

Of course, then we have much sati glorification. 😔

Arjun placed the women kidnapping in Panchal, and left Rukmini, Satyabhama etc in Satyaki's son's kingdom. The kidnappers are straight up gopas here.

Swargarohana Parva

Flashback:

Yudhishthira went to Krishna to ask him if Yudhishthira should go back to the forest. Krishna said no because twice a day messengers are coming from heaven to call him up.

Parikshit: why are you making me the king? Instead of Yuyutsu, Vrishaketu, Meghavarna etc.

Yudhishthira: cause Krishna said so.

Yudhishthira made the other five promise to not hurt any rakshas on the way even if they hurt them and them made them all take a vow of silence. One rakshas told them to walk under his feet as insult and they did it, but the rakshas decided to kidnap Draupadi. Draupadi gave up the silence vow and yelled for help but the brothers wouldn’t respond to her. Bheem came back after a while tired of waiting for Yudhishthira's go-ahead. He rescued and took her back.

Yudhishthira being a toddler: ooh you broke your vow now toh you are definitely not going to swarga.

(nevermind he also broke his vow WITH THIS)

Draupadi fell at Dwaipayana teertha, where Shuka was worshipping Shiva.

No one said anything to her at the time, Bheem only asked a little farther.

Yudhishthira said Draupadi only saw Arjun as her husband. Apparently, she's terrified of Bheem so never says no, she sees Yudhishthira as her father and the twins as her brothers. 😭

They then met one muni and Yudhishthira asked him to bless him so he can see Narayan, the muni said ok but told them to remember that it’s Krishna and Arjun not Krishna and Yudhishthira. Bheem then killed a Kirata person and that is why you don’t have trees on mountains.

Sahadev froze to death at Padmaragashila 😭 after Yudhishthira forced him to take a bath in a frozen lake. Yudhishthira said Sahadev was worried about battle scars marring his unblemished body and therefore he didn’t fight at 100% at Kurukshetra, and so he died.

Nakul also froze to death 10 yojanas later at Chandrakanta-Maniteertha. Yudhishthira said Nakul knew all of past, present and future and he never told anyone [ulta kar diya 😮].

Arjun fell at Padmaragashila (again?)  and Yudhishthira said it’s because Arjun spent a good time in Amaravati while they were suffering in the forest.

Bheema fell near the Akshayvat at Chandrakanta-Manishila, and there was a landscape altering landslide cause of that.

Now Yudhishthira started crying because he's scared to go on alone and fainted.

He's like, Krishna you told me to get to Vaikuntha (he didn't, Yudhishthira yapped on his own), and now look what you did to my brothers. He didn’t give a reason for Bheem

Then he went to some rishi and Indra came down. The dog became invisible, boarded Indra's rath secretly, then became visible halfway through and gave Indra a mini heart attack. Indra beat up the dog and then was ashamed to realize it was Dharma in a really good disguise. 😭They said ok Dharma was pleased with Yudhishthira's pariksha, but no one asked him anything, it was all just Indra.

Yama then offered to make Yudhishthira king of Naraka and retire but Yudhishthira said No. Vaikuntha.

They just drove over Naraka on their way that’s it. Brahma also offered to give him his realm and retire…is this The Good Place cursed edition?

Vaikuntha looks exactly like Dwarka, and Vishnu did pranam to Yudhishthira.

Yudhishthira then asked where the others are and Krishna said, “I am them they are me forget about them,” and sent him with Garuda to take a bath in the Ksheersagar. When he came back and saw everyone who he had ever known.

Vishnu: You and I are not two bodies.

Yudhishthira: you and I are the same life-force.

Vishnu made Yudhishthira king of Shvetadvipa.

Sabha Parva

Sabha parva opened with Pandu complaining that no one talks to him in Indraloka. Wherever he sits, people tell him to move, and then dig it up and fill the place with water [probably a real casteist practise of that era].

Meanwhile Jarasandha is torturing a bunch of kings...by giving them vegetarian food. What is stranger is that it somehow works.

Then Krishna went to Indraprastha and Yudhishthira started spontaneously crying and shivering as soon as Krishna crossed the border. Yudhishthira let them go to Magadh, but they're only allowed to walk in the order Krishna < Bheem < Arjun...Yudhishthira's mandate.

Krishna called them both children, and then tried to challenge King J to an archery contest.

When Arjun went out on his Digvijaya quest, Hanuman stopped him (Arjun has a crescent moon tilak and has started copying Krishna's srivatsa thing) and Arjun said you are like Yudhishthira to me and then he said he's going to build a second Rama-setu to go to Lanka. Hanuman said that Arjun sounded like he wanted to tie a monkey's necklace around an elephant's neck. Then Arjun said he’ll only use 3 arrows, and he did it. Then Hanuman jumped on it a lot but it didn’t break so Hanuman took a dive and saw thousands of Vishnu holding the bridge on their heads. Then Hanuman went and yelled under Vibheeshan's window to come out and see the new Rama.

Mayadanav meanwhile dismantled some other king's sabha and reassembled it in Indraprastha for Yudhishthira. Most of the duty list for the Rajasuya is the same as in the Vaishampayana version, though i cannot remember if Bheeshma was on doorman duty there as well. Krishna didn’t do anything though, and only killed Shishupal with an earthen shawra, which Krishna was playing with like a fidget spinner.

They are now playing dyuta with Duryodhana staking himself and 99 brothers and Yudhishthira with his 4, and then one earthquake happened and no one listened to it. Then after they lost, Bheem said he'd rip off Yudhishthira's hands not burn them. Most of the Draupadi part was regular stuff only. Only Dhritarashtra later held her hands and said sorry. Everyone made fun of the Pandavas for being saved by their wife and Bheem said she's our ardhangini so it's her duty to, "In a way we saved ourselves."

Shakuni's dice are also made from Dadhichi's bones. Let the dead man rest and stop using his body for weapons yall!

They left the Upapandavas with Kunti. 🥺

This one also has the Draupadi open hair thing that comes from, I guess, Venisamhara?

Vana Parva

Vana parva started after 4 days of them coming to Kamyaka and Bheem killing Kirmira.

Duryodhana was on a hunt in the same forest and saw Durvasa who asked him for food. Duryodhana told him that Yudhishthira's doing some rituals for Pandu, he'll feed the rishis they are same family after all [also one of the rishis has teeth on his stomach?].

Yudhishthira decided to take a bath then kill himself, brothers and Draupadi. Krishna appeared magically on Yudhishthira's back, either stood behind him or the funnier option: Betal situation. I imagine Yudhishthira slowly bending down more and more as his back grows heavy, and there's one misplaced Tardis noise as Krishna fades in and out before solidifying.

Here they didn’t have Surya-thali, Draupadi found one grain of rice in a random brass plate and Krishna eating it generated unlimited food. However, Surya did bless Yudhishthira that he'd have unlimited food after this.

Then Shiva first gave Arjun the boon that he'll never have to change his bow, and then he's did the Kirata prank.

Then when Hanuman met Bheem and asked him who he was, Bheem mentions Kunti, Vayu, Yudhishthira, Arjun and draupadi but not the twins.

Duryodhana sent Drona to ask Yudhishthira for a fruit that doesn't grow on any tree, so that Drona can curse them.

Yudhishthira: If I am Dharma's son then let a tree sprout from my hand. Bheem: If I am Vayu AND Kunti's son then let this tree have branches and leaves. Arjun: If I truly love Krishna's feet then let this tree grow flowers. Nakul (crying): If I truly like serving Yudhishthira then let this tree get fruits. Sahadev: If I also truly love Krishna's feet then let the flowers make the fruits sweet. Draupadi: If I truly have 5 husbands, let the fruits ripen.

And then they gave it to Drona. Duryodhana is so annoyed with them! Karna and Duryodhana shared the fruit while seething.

I am sorry, but the clownery continues.

Arjuna’s Exile

Narad said if anyone slept with Draupadi in someone's else time, then they’d be exiled. Dhritarashtra started sending Duryodhana every day to Indraprastha to say hello to Yudhishthira. Well, hello and good morning.

Yudhishthira was having sex with Draupadi in the armoury and left his sandals outside as a do-not-disturb sign, and their pet puppy took it and ran away so Arjun entered the armoury without knocking, and then described Yudhishthira's lovemaking to Dhaumya the next morning who promptly spread the gossip to everyone else.

Yudhishthira cursed the puppy. He said cause because of it everyone knows how Yudhishthira has sex so from now everyone will see dogs having sex too. Dhaumya had begun scolding Yudhishthira only for not leaving his chappal outside but then they backtracked and pinned the dog.

Arjun tried to kill himself but then Dhaumya told Arjun to go to Patal for 12 years.

Here, Uloopi's father-in-law saw Arjun coming down and dragged him to go sleep with Uloopi because he wanted an heir. Unfortunately, after this the Chitrangada and 50% of the Subhadra pages are missing. We only know that Shiva and Parvati came down to give background music for Subhadra's marriage. Subhadra's necklace also tore cause of the wedding (the metaphor is tiresome), and then they had to draw with sandalwood paste on each other's chests.

Then Subhadra prayed to Prajapati asking for this month-cycle to be the last one she has to have relations and the gods were pleased with that and let her become pregnant with Abhimanyu. Here, Abhimanyu is actually Chandra, who comes down as 15/16th of his complete powers, and the other 1/16th part remains in the sky.

Khandava

The story is the same, so I’ll just put in the funny dialogue. I swear no one takes anything seriously in this book.

Indra: Arjun's blameless, that Krishna is the source of all the problems in my life.

Indra: “Bravo son, you are a true son of mine, Being a son you defied my orders. Krishna, you are devious and a [insert caste-based slur], You are making a father and son fight.”

^He is still salty about the Parijat wars.

“Arjun, hearing this folded his hands, Why do you scold him not knowing the truth? Agni came to us in the form of a brahmin, Krishna and I are not to blame.”

Then Arjun said Krishna would have lost if Arjun wasn’t helping him.

“Hearing Arjun say that, Indra hid his face in his uttariya and laughed. Krishna laughed, sitting on the chariot. To Arjun said Indra, Keep your Khandava, I'm going home, You broke your father's property, Nevermind the consequences.”

Arjun also got his own magic kavach!

And then the author told us explicitly that Krishna went to the guest house and Arjun went to Subhadra's palace...you know so we don’t get any ideas. Then he said specifically Arjun slept with Subhadra and Krishna slept with Rukmini…again, if you might’ve assumed something. However, before he went home, Krishna did take the time to go to every single relative of theirs to tell them that Arjun's the best-est warrior ever!

Then they gave a list of what all Arjun did during 12 years and the sequence is really funny:

He married Uloopi, had Iravanta, He married Chitrangada, had Babhruvahan, He married Subhadra, He said hello to Krishna, had Abhimanyu.

I apologise in advance for descending into clownery midway through this, but that's the only way I am getting through this.

Dhritarashta Pandu Vidur

Here, Vichitraveerya had 3 wives, Ambika, Ambalika and a Suta woman. When Vyasa slept with each of them. Ambika closed her eyes, Ambalika put mud on her body to respect Vyasa [he did not interpret it as such] and the Suta woman didn’t react much.

Kunti

Her father is named Prithu here. Most of her story goes as per the Vaishampayana version. Some atrocities of Durvasa are added here, like Durvasa using Kunti as a plate for hot food.

Karna is born from Kunti’s ear after Surya assaults her. Apparently. Surya's armour is his second-skin (just as it is for Karna) and he cuts it out with a knife and fuses it with Karna's skin. Kunti is heartbroken to see that baby-Karna does not every cry and only giggles at her when she floats him in the river.

Radha gets a dream about Karna floating in the river and catches him in the morning and finds him holding on to four lotuses in his hands and feet. Here Adhiratha is a king. In the Parashuram story, a Sal tree grows through Karna's knee, and seeing that he curses the lad.

Kaurava Pandava

Here, Yudhishthira, Bheem, Arjun are born within months of each other. Duryodhana and his brothers are about 12 years younger than the Pandavas.

Here, even before Pandavas get to Hastinapura, Duryodhana has already married Balaram's daughter Sudakshina.

We also skip the conflict of Drupada and Drona, and here Bheeshma simply sends the princes to Drona’s school alongside several others. We then jump to the rangabhoomi incident and find Arjuna disrobing random people with his arrows.

Then Karna and Arjun decided to duel. Karna had a patch of sunlight directly falling on him, and a tiny cloud followed Arjun around. Then Bheem insulted Karna on account of his caste and Duryodhana hit back with the flawed logic that a man wearing an armour as divine as Karna’s could not be a full human at least. Then Dhritarashtra declared Duryodhana to be the King and made Dushhasana the crown-prince, completely bypassing the Pandavas.

Karna’s heart belonged to Duryodhan, and he travelled back and forth between Hastinapur and Anga daily, and Duryodhan too always awaited his arrival with bated breath.

Here, Dhritarashtra is the one who builds the lac house in Varanavat, and that storyline is near-unchanged.

Draupadi

Here, her previous-life version gets angry at Shiva after he blesses her with five husbands. Enraged, that woman cusses out Shiva and then curses him to stay in cremation grounds. Shiva only laughs, because he already likes doing that. Then this woman laughed at Kapila's cattle and Kapila's mother then also cursed her to have five husbands. Then, she did tapasya and became like-Indrani and her tears became golden lotuses that attracted Indra. She took one look at Indra and decided that Shiva’s deal is better than whatever he would offer. So, then Indra got angry and divided himself into the five Pandavas because the woman won’t remember once she is reborn.

Drupad has a lot of children. Shikhandi was born inside the swayamvara fish machine. After him, Dhristhtaketu and six unnamed sons were born to Drupad and Prishati. Then Dhrishtadyumna and Draupadi, and finally one last unnamed kid after them.

Then, Drupada had a bow constructed that took 80,000 wrestlers to lift, anf for that sin Dhrishtadyumna got stuck reciting the names of all 100 Kauravas. Thought, some of the names were funny, like: Shastra, Dharma, Yaduvansha, Bheembhom, Veer-aahu, Senapati, Kuntibhoj#1, Kuntibhoj#2, Kuntibhoj#3, Biralaksha, Shringabhanga, and etc. (thank god). Everyone came except for Bheeshma.

All the Yadavs, at Krishna's instructions, stared at the sky above (except Krishna, who was too busy staring at Arjun). Karna and Shakuni tried to lift the bow and failed. Krishna then said if Arjun can't do it, then Krishna would fight everyone and give him Draupadi anyway.

Now I know, that's not what happened but one couplet is worded as if, in the middle of Arjun and Karna's duel, Yudhishthira just went around them, snatched Karna's bow, threw it away and said, "Now fight!" The mental image is too funny and it would’ve been the only time that Yudhishthira would’ve gotten one over Karna.

Bheem just started catching kings one by one, uprooting their hair and beards and letting them go. Draupadi then took her two sakhis and followed them to the Pandavas house. Dhrishtadymna is followed them in the disguise of a rakshas. Or a bat.

Drupad wanted to cry because he missed Drau, so he called up a bunch of girls and made them dance for him all night.

At Draupadi’s marriage, Krishna threw flowers at everybody with a posse of rishis. Draupadi got married so hard that her necklace tore by the end of it (this is a six-way ritual, not the original 5-day event). Krishna also kept playing his panchajanya in her ear. When they were all doing saptapadi, I think Krishna started walking with them like a seventh wheel doing noise pollution. Other people also paired up in the background, and Drupad gave them half of Panchal, as dowry.

He is in his natural environment when going through absurdly painful situations where there is no way out and all hope is lost.( See: the yaksha prashna). It's also cathartic to watch him suffer.

Tho i do subscribe to the idea that the Mahabharata would happen no matter what ,as it was the consequence of tensions that piled up long before the Pandavas were born; yudhisthira is one of the few people who has the political power to actually change the course of the story.

character development through repeated suffering.

There are multiple instances where the Pandavas meet various gods and get offered boons. Instead of asking things like "Will I Fuck Up big a second time?" And "Please please please make sure no one susses us out" (the man knew how fucking conspicuous they were) he COULD ask for. A second chance.

Yudhisthira, the way I read it, is an incredibly stubborn man who IS willing to sunk cost fallacy himself to hell if it achieves his goal. He can do a time loop or two.

Active suicide risk.

The reasons I would put Draupadi of the panchalas in a time loop->