#bendu

Okay, but like… Imagine being a manifestation of the natural living force and enjoying a deep ass slumber on your peaceful planet until some guy shows up who is SO dysfunctional and fucked up in the head, that his inner turmoil is quite literally an alarm clock you can’t turn off until he gets his shit together, and once you think you’ve hit the snooze button and can kick back and relax, the fucking Empire shows up to obliterate everyone and everything on your peaceful plant because this guy and his friends decided it would be a good place to hide from said Empire, and the nut job chasing them to the ends of the galaxy probably played too much Battleship as a kid and has been chasing the high of an undefeated win streak since 🫩