#beginnerlokean

Me: *hums the dishes song from the Hobbit* 

*Loki dancing in the background*

Me: You like that song huh?

Loki: Yes.

Me: Even though it’s sung by dwarves?

Loki: *grimaces* I hate dwarves.

Me: But you like the song because they threaten to break stuff?

Loki: *grins* I love those breaky noises!

*Customers being annoying/borderline rude*

Loki: *appears beside me, flipping knife in hand* We could always stab them you know. 

Me: Yeah, but we won’t.

Loki: Why not? 

Me: Cus it’s not nice. 

So, I was journaling about Loki today and I heard this very clearly in my head. 

Loki (and I quote); 

“Weaves Lies Like Thor Eats Pies” 

Me: *waiting for mum to pick me up*

Me: *sees old crush from high-school*

(A few words are exchanged.)

Loki: Ew, why’d you like him?

Me: At the time I thought he was cute.

Loki: But, he’s an idiot.

Me: I see we’re going to get along famously. 

Me: *smiles*

Loki: *smiles*

This is a little UPG that combines two parts of my practice; art and working with deities. I hope to add more of these as i go along (hence the number in the title). 

Associating Loki with greens and blues (instead of red), because they’re literally called “low key” colors. 

*lying on my bed on my stomach, Pinteresting* 

Loki: *smiles behind me* Nice butt. 

Me: Shut up Silvertongue. *suddenly realizes what I just said* I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to be rude, it was just instinct.