Lydia: no one knows what Beetlejuice is going to do next, least of all Beej. He’s never been seen before, he’s as confused as you are!
Lydia: The updates, they’re not always bad. Sometimes they’re just odd. It’ll be like, “Beej got trapped in a pickle jar?” I didn’t know he could fit in those.
Lydia: the creepiest days are when you don’t hear from Beetlejuice at all. You’re down in the living room like, “Hey, has anyone… has anyone heard—” [vague muttering noises]
Lydia: Those are those quiet days when the Maitlands are like, “It looks like Beetlejuice has finally calmed down.” And then ten seconds later Beetlejuice is like, “I'm summoning a Sandworm to eat my mom. I got demon powers and I’m full of stupid, I’m the Ghost with the Most!”
Lydia: That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking demon!!!