S/O decided to test out a bunch on lip sticks, seeing if they will leave a mark or not. But! They decided to test it out on...the Sanses! So now the sans are getting kisses galore in various shades of color all over they're faces and skull, its to the point where they're more lipstick mark than skeleton lol!

"Hmm, maybe this one will work?" *smooch* "nope, maybe this one!" *mwah* "this ones one, definitely this one!" *kiss*

Hi! 👋

Also HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY SURPRISE!!!/j I’d been planning on a lipstick prank set for a few weeks now, so you can have the first group 😂

You pull the Lipstick Prank On Him (Part 1)

Killer

You actually managed to catch him by surprise!

It was early (for him) in the morning and you were doing your makeup while he sat half dozing off already. (It was a no coffee day)

He had expected to sit with his cats and snooze till you kicked him awake.

He had not expected to hear you yell from the bathroom: “Hey, babe? I need help blotting my lipstick!”

Blotting… he knew that one. With a heavy sigh and a pout, he heaved himself off the couch to bring you a paper towel. That would work right?

You grinned at him in the mirror as he handed you the paper towel with a suitably dramatic flourish, if only to hear you laugh.

“My hero.” You chuckled, but, instead of taking it, you grabbed his face and started pressing kisses all over his face.

Killer suddenly found himself very awake and very frozen under a sudden assault. 

Error

It started with you asking if it was a good touch day

He should have said ‘no’. Probably should have asked more questions. Like ‘why?’. You were making him soft

You pulled out over a dozen lip products and said your friend needed them tested for smudge resistance 

Not seeing how he factored into this, but in a generous mood, he agreed to help with whatever you needed 

“Alright! Just fi-“ You shrieked in surprise as you flipped upside down, tangled up in strings before you could even finish your sentence.

You hung there in confusion as your boyfriend, face absolutely covered in kisses, reached out for your remaining test products. “We’re switching.”

“Huh?”

Brace yourself 🫡

Dust

Look, he was having a bad day and he wanted nothing more than cuddles and kisses. 

He deserved it, he didn’t even kill anyone!

Most graciously, you were more than willing to give him his reward. Which was good, because he gets grumpy without his daily dose of affection 

You stopped your wonderful assault rather suddenly, tensing up in his arms.

At first Dust’s mind went to ‘threat’, but your bright red face told another story. 

“Sorry!” You squeaked, suddenly scrambling for the tissues on the other end of the room.

But Dust was way too comfortable to just let you go. You yelped as he firmly yanked you back by the waist with a grumble. “‘S wrong?”

Your face, if at all possible, managed to get redder. Should he worry about your blood pressure soon? It was a cute expression, but he didn’t need you passing out on him.

“I-I, uh,” you cleared your throat half heartedly, “forgot I was wearing lip gloss.”

Dust glanced down at your lips to see a smudged glittery substance on them.

Oh.

Bill

He knows what you’re doing. You know that he knows. And he knows that you know that he knows.

And you’re both just ignoring that and having fun with your little prank

The pink and red clashes with the yellow lining of his hoodie, and frankly makes him look ridiculous, but you doubt he cared

“I hope you know that this is staying on for a while, Toots.” Bill hummed, somehow flopping even deeper into your lap despite already being plastered to you. 

“It better.” You chuckled, pressing a particularly dark shade against the edge of his eye socket. “My lips are gonna be so raw from all these products.”

Headcanons of their fem!s/o being a literal goddess, built like one, talks with an ethereal, beautiful but stern tone but has pure hearted intentions.

she loves travelling to different universes, exploring and learning about them as it’s something she dearly enjoys.

and then her children looks like silly animal creatures: just search up ANITEEZ because tumblr won’t allow me to send pictures for some reason, even if I’m not anonymous. (They are so FUCKING ADORABLE).

they lowk just make weird squeaky noises and even animal noises they’re assigned too. Their ages are like toddler ages, they always follow their mum wherever she goes and sometimes cause trouble because they are troublemakers when they see new places but are immediately in line once their mum reminds them to behave.

so it’s literally just a literal goddess baddie mother with her 2ft animal kids that have a mindset and ages of toddlers.

she loves them all dearly and treats them well, yes yes they are her kids and will always be her babies, if you tell her otherwise she’ll be upset and mad at you.

what’s that? who’s the father? s/o is the mother and father of her silly children.

and oh yeah, her kids are non negotiable when it comes to relationship, yes you may give her the best date or give her the best night by taking her somewhere nice and she loved it so much but if any of the sanses (looking at the bad sanses) feel any sort of negative way at her kids, she will cut off the romantic path and possibly friendship if this keeps up. Her kids are her number 1 priority, you can follow her, stalk her, chase her down, she doesn’t care unless it invloved her kids then it’s big problems, she does NOT PLAY about her kids.

Hi! 👋

Thank you! I don’t know much about Epic yet, but I did the rest of them!

Error

He pretends he doesn’t like your little ‘rugrats’, like he’s not sneaking them chocolate and ignoring when they steal the dolls he’s made specifically with them in mind

He’s neither good nor bad with your children. He’s not the peak of emotional intelligence, but he does have child-care-muscle-memory

Honestly, you kind of confuse him. He has this massive puppy crush on you, but you’re pure hearted intentions annoy him sooo much 

If anything, having a bunch of toddlers might make it easier to deal with his emotional outbursts. You have experience

Cross

There are tiny children climbing all over him and he is frozen like a statue. They’re so fragile and cute and he doesn’t know what to do with himself 

Be careful, he has no defense against the puppy dog eyes. Your kids will be gorged on chocolate by the time you come back

As for you, he’s kind of caught between tripping over himself because pretty lady and turning full palace guard mode

Killer

Uhhhhhh, you might not be getting some of those kids back

Cute baby animal toddlers? Yoink

Is he a little jealous of the attention they get? Yeeeaaah. But he’s not resentful. Just whiny. He can’t be mad at those cute little faces!

Honestly you often look back and just find a skeleton sitting amongst your usual parade with a goofy smile.

Fresh

Your children confuse him for a hot minute, cause it doesn’t quite click that they’re babies, but once that registers he’s fairly calm around them.

He doesn’t do much other than just watch your kids with a smile on his face. He’s not exactly the helicopter parent type. But he thinks they’re cute and pretty charming.

He does get a little confused by why you’ve let them out of the nest so early, but figures you must just be that strong if you’re okay with them being out in the open with you.

Dust

Not a fan of children, but these fluffy little things are easier to deal with then most kiddos 

He does not babysit, but he doesn’t mind their existence. He mostly operates as the nap time cuddle buddy 

He tries to be gentle with your kids, for you.

You, on the other hand, he treats like an angel who should not be as pure as they are. He can’t understand how someone who’s lived so long can be so good.

Ink

He’s barely taller than your babies and it’s hilarious 

One look at your menagerie and he’s pulling out the step-parenting self help books. He loves kids

And you can’t seem to shake his cheerful, puppy dog eyes, no matter what you try. He’s crushing so. unbelievably. hard. 

He’s not quite stalking you, but only by technicality. You’re easy to find and he does usually find an acceptable excuse for seeking you out.

Geno

He’s verbally a little mean (though never full-heartedly) to your kids, so if that’s a no go, you probably won’t like him

That being said, he also has had a mountain of sentient stuffed animals piled on and around him while he watches one of him more kid friendly dramas 

Your kids aren’t human, so that helps with his Frisk/Chara trauma. And your baby’s are very well behaved (due to your excellent parenting of course) so he warms up to them pretty fast

ERROR X FEM!READER

Error finds himself a precious doll.

CW: Stockholm Syndrome, Kidnapping(?), Obsession, Mentally ill man idk what else to tell you lol, low-key got kinda lazy at the end. Reminder that this is MY version of Error.

MASTERLIST

The skeleton could feel a shiver run down his spine. No doubt another glitch... The Anti-void would usually be a place of solitude for the destroyer. But not this time.

He couldn't deny the fact that he was a tad bit curious about this specimen. She was soft, fleshy. Something he very clearly wasn't. How did a human get into this place? He has little patience to actually debate that with himself. Even though that should probably be his first priority...

He had caught her before she could get a single word in. Being so long without a human contact, he was left staring at her face. Her lips were the glossy, probably make-up. Or the sweat? Who knows... Her eyes, although closed, looked almost dreamy. Her face was soft, Error guesses. Oblivious to the fact that he's currently acting like a weirdo.

It's only when the girl's eyes flutter open. Only then does his smile appear on his face. He can't mask his chuckle as she immediately yelps upon seeing him looming over her. The chuckle is wrong... All jagged and glitchy. He was like a broken program, who stopped functioning a long time ago.

The first words he said to you almost gave you a whiplash.

"Good night, doll!" He casually piped up, shuffling away from you, he grinned even wider when he realized his mistake. Shaking his head, he leaned in closer to you. "H-He-hehe," he glitched again, his head twisting to an impossible angle, before snapping back just as fast. "I meant good morning!"

With a twirl of his skeletal finger, you were now hoisted upright by him. He stood up not long after... The smile on his face almost painted on. If the fact that he was standing over you moments before didn't unsettle you... This certainly did. He was weird... He looked like a skeleton. But unlike the skeletons from the TV, this one is exponentially different.

The man has black bone tissue and he was quite short in stature. Shorter than you... Though he didn't seem all that bothered by it. The inside of his eye sockets was somehow red, and he had something similar to pupils. One dilated with two colors, yellow and dark blue... And the other was smaller, having only white as a color. It gave him a sort of unhinged look... Which doubled when your eyes landed on his yellow teeth, curled into an almost permanent smile. Well, you assumed it was permanent. He hadn't stopped smiling even once so far.

Getting out of your daze, you shook your head. Brows furrowing in both confusion and fear. He was toying with you like you're his doll. "W-Who are you?" You cursed yourself internally for stuttering. How embarrassing. Clearing your throat to get rid of your awkwardness when he chuckled, you continued. "And where am I?!"

"Nowhere and everywhere!" Error nonsensically responded to your latter question... Still grinning, as his blue strings slightly tightened their hold on you. At first sight, he doesn't really look all that threatening... But his actions speak otherwise.

His speech was awful. The glitching and redialing in his voice was getting a little more frequent, even when he didn't look any more different...

"What does that even mean-?" Your sentence got cut off by Error, who pointed at you. "It's an endless space!" He was being so unhelpful... But looking around the place some more, it was borderline worrying to see a never-ending white before you. "...Stop fucking with me... Who are you?"

"Error!" Based on your conversation so far, you didn't expect to have him answer you so fast like that... This really is the conversation of a lifetime. You internally repeated his name in your head, mulling over the letters... Error, Error, Error... That's definitely a name that would fit a man like him.

"And you are in my home! Which makes you my guest, no?" Where did he suddenly came to that conclusion? You wish that you could deny him, but you that was nearly an impossible task, when he started dragging you with him by his strings. "I'm something of an artist myself, you see?"

He was just blabbering at this point. This guy looks mentally ill... Not in a good way either. "And based on my artistic knowledge... you look like a very pretty dolly." A pinkish hue spread across your cheeks from his sudden compliment, but you couldn't even process it properly. Letting out a surprised yelp, you got thrust into a beanbag. And even as you sat, the strings didn't let up... They only acted as a seat belt, to keep you there.

He let out a series of glitchy, distorted chuckles once more, as he sat on a swing made from his strings on the whim. "We're gonna have so much fun!"

One hundred and forty two days...

That's how long you've been in the Anti-void. Call it Stockholm Syndrome, but the more time you spend in Error's possession, the more you started getting closer to him on a deeper, more fundamental level. You've noticed way more about him now... Like the fact that his 'nose' looks like an upside down heart. A cute fact, that you'll take to your grave.

His glitches subsided near you over time. They still happened, but you were pretty much used to them now. Error was pretty bizarre too... Like generally. One day, when he was off to take care of something, he bought back a duck. A rubber duck. You still don't know the purpose of that. Or that other time where he asked you what you think about 'the voices'.... This guy is definitely not ok at all.

Error, without your knowledge, genuinely liked having you around. Though the guy would never admit that. You were like the dolls from yarn that he likes to crochet... Except way prettier. And you smell better too. But he knew it was fate the very first moment that you fell through to his home.

Chapters: 20/? Fandom: Undertale (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Sans (Undertale)/Reader, Error/reader Characters: Error (Errortale), Reader, Ink (Inktale), Undyne (Undertale) Additional Tags: Slow Romance, Eventual Romance, Eventual Happy Ending, Kidnapping, Hurt/Comfort, Slow Burn, for reader, Error on the other hand, needs a fire extinguisher, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Romantic Soulmates, Error Sans (Undertale), Forced God of Destruction Error Sans (Undertale), Error Sans Needs a Hug (Undertale), so does reader, Protective Error Sans (Undertale), Error Sans Has Issues (Undertale), _____tale Sans | Ink (Undertale), _____tale Sans | Ink Being a Little Shit (Undertale), Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Undyne (Undertale) is a Good Friend, Outcode Undyne, Death Threats, Papyrus showed up somehow, Papyrus is the Best (Undertale), Sans is Bad at Feelings (Undertale), and puts his foot in his mouth Series: Part 1 of Soulmate Au Summary:

Pocky Game

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gender neutral reader, error still has his hapephobia but is experimenting with new things, fluff, mutual pining, requested

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