Lucifer Simp

Lucifer: why the hell do you need 5000 bucks?

Mammon: for an escape room.

Lucifer: what kind of escape room costs 5000 bucks?

Mammon: ...

Belphie: Oh no, he's crying... How are we going to stop him-

MC: *throws cheese at Beel's face*

Baby Beel: ...

Belphie: ...

Dance battles are a good way to blow off steam!

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More undercut

When MC comes around, eventually he feels comfortable enough to take them to his spot and introduces them to his crows and ravens, each one with a different name and story as to how he met them. He let's MC touch the chicks and even let's them name one of the babies, and he trains the little bird to watch over MC as it gets older.

Deidara: *coming back glaring*

Pain: What's wrong?

Hidan: H-HE- BAHAHAHAHA

Deidara, red with anger: SHUT IT!

Kisame: Huh?

Hidan: HE WAS CALLED A G-GI-GIRL HAHHAHAHA

Sasori: not suprising

Pain: *pinching the bridge of his nose* Was he a shinobi?

Deidara, still pissed as fuck: Ya

Pain, still pinching his nose: There's more the story isn't here?

Deidara, still red with anger: Ya

Pain, still pinching his nose: You blew him up didn't you?

Deidara: He had it coming!

Pain: So we pretend this conversation never happened

Deidara: ...Ya

Hidan: *still cackling*

Deidara: SHUT UP! *throws a bomb at him*

okay but picture this:

Hidan, talking to Kakuzu: whoa, dude ... who is that sexy chick?

Kakuzu, not looking up from his money: who?

Hidan: the hot one talking to the short redhead.

*Kakuzu looks up; across the room, Deidara, Sasori and Konan are talking to each other, their backs turned to Hidan and Kakuzu*

Kakuzu: oh, that’s Konan. she’s leader Pein’s partner. she’s —

but Hidan is already walking away and towards the group, grinning and smoothing back his hair.

Hidan: *taps the hot one on the shoulder* well, hello, there, pretty lady. i don’t think we’ve met yet. i’m Hidan, your future husband.

DEIDARA turns around, but before he can say a word, Hidan is going on: WOW, i thought you looked great from behind, but you have the face of an angel! what do you say me and you go for a little walk and get to know each other better, sweet cheeks?

Deidara: dude, what the fuck?!

Hidan, jumping back a step at hearing the deep voice: HOLY SHIT YOU’RE A GUY?!

Hidan walks away, huffing to himself. he quickly recovers, however, as he spots a slim, long-haired brunette talking to the shark-guy. he saunters up and taps the mystery beauty on the shoulder.

Hidan: well hello there, pretty la—