#beachdeath

One classic tumblr Experience I never see people talking about on here is the one where you remember a popular blog you used to like and realize you haven’t seen them post for a while so you look up their url in the search function and find out that they deleted after somebody called them out for Arson and Perjury and Kidnapping and Adultery and Manslaughter

So a friend sent me an article written by Peyton Thomas and just reading his name gave me a visceral flashback to some of the shit he did on Tumblr in the past. I looked Beachdeath up online and found an archive of his actions. God bless archivers.

so was anyone gonna tell me peyton beachdeath/lalondes refurbished their south park fanfic and got it published as an actual book or was i just supposed to piece that together from booklr vagues

it is endlessly funny to me that not one, but TWO, Choices books were written by the same mind that brought us “Bill Hader tulpa,” “Louisa May Alcott was actually trans (based on my own cherry-picking of her journals),” “Racist m/m South Park fanfiction repurposed and published as a YA romance (but it’s still racist),” “Andrew Garfield was fired from Spider-Man because he wanted MBJ to be Peter’s boyfriend,” and so much more. Like. No wonder Platinum and Bachelorette Party are like that 😭