The Village Ophelia

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

this post had everything I could hope for

Well then.

all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

strapjobs r awesome bc u can lowkey chew it a little if u want

hey thanks for calling me your "loyal knight" now i'm horny enough to win any battle

one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.

Every time I type "liek" instead of "like" I can feel the specter of mid-2000s memes passing through me like someone walking over my grave.