#bde meme

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you might remember this post, in which i discussed the various levels of BDE our heroes possess. if no, please to be checking it out. furthermore:

Stewart has BDE in negative amounts. he is a huge, sucking black hole of anti-BDE. any BDE in his immediate area gets caught in the gravity well, pulled into the vortex that is Stewart.

Roald also doesn’t have BDE, but that’s because he is the bottomiest bottom who ever bottomed and also he’s Stewart’s bitch, so, proximity, y'ken?

Reilly and Jonesy only have BDE on the ice. it’s conditional BDE, which, lbr: ain’t no real kinda BDE a'tall

Shoresy is made of BDE like diamonds are made of coal. that’s it, that’s all.

Coach does not have BDE. you can’t kick rubbish bins when you’re slightly peeved and have BDE. if your entire life is a constant toddler’s temper-tantrum, you are disallowed BDE. tanty = no BDE.

Tyson and JointBoy both have about as much BDE as one would expect. they’re confident guys and there’s no reason for them to be shy about anything

McMurray only has contact BDE. when he’s in contact with Mrs.McMurray, that is. she rubs off on him, and vice-versa.

Jim Dickens has BDE. all auctioneers have BDE. it’s a basic job requirement.

Ronnie and Daxie have huge BDE. when they walk down the street, people part like the red sea. heads held high, shoulders back, arse out, R&D own the club and bottoms everywhere roll onto their backs when they see the two of them coming. coughroaldcough