#batsupes

Woke: The Daily Planet staff giving Brucie a shovel talk over their gentle giant Teddy Bear Clark Kent

Yeah they cute… now put them in a meme

Absolute superbat as emo gay teenagers is my roman empires

*glup*

save me 2015/16 cavill yaoi

Bruce wayne keeps joking about how he doesn't like superman in interviews so as a joke he's invited to a late show like Jimmy fallon and he's being made to sing songs karaoke style about superman like: holding out for a hero "its gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet", superman by taylor swift "tall dark and supermannn" or superman by Eminem "they call me superman, I'm here to rescue you" and bruce KNOWS Clark Kent is one of the reporters in the crowd, he also knows its live and the whole JL will be watching (atp they all know eachothers identities) and so in full brucie wayne fashion to hide how embarrassing this is for batman he puts his ALL into these preformences trying to embarrass Clark instead. It works. Especially after superman by Eminem because that's a very explicit song and Clark is probably shocked enough already to be MENTIONED in a song like that let alone have batman singing it. Also for fun bruce locks eyes with Clark in the crowd multiple times during this show. I'm thinking when it goes "its gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet" he dramatically drops to his knees and stares at Clark.