1. Annoyed that the writers thought I’d be into this conventionally attractive womanizer.

2. The cranky blond Russian guy is likable though.

3. Oh wait. The blond guy is actually the attractive one. My bad.

4. Womanizer Guy is growing on me. At least he respects boundaries and stuff

5. OH wait. He isn’t a womanizer. He’s a whimsically slutty bisexual who flirts with anything that breathes

6. Including the blond guy

7. ESPECIALLY the blond guy.

8. OK these two idiots are definitely banging off camera

9. They are an old married couple.

You can find them on Internet Archives. There are 24 of them in this collection, including the unreleased one in which this happens.

Also there are three more that I could find.

Links for all of them are under the cut.

But here’s the thing: our two beautiful idiots were sitting around ALONE in said room for god knows how long before Sir Norman came in. GUYS. WHY WEREN’T YOU CHECKING THE ROOM FOR BUGS WHILE YOU WERE WAITING?? WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING IN THERE ALL THAT TIME???

I mean…I can take a guess…

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Illya Kuryakin/Napoleon Solo Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Gaby Teller Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Angst, Angst with a Hopeful Ending, Permanent Injury, Disability, Paralysis Summary:

Oh interesting combo! Idk if this was part of your inspo but I could immediately see the vision because there's a part of In the Grey where Henry's on a bike and wears a leather jacket and yeah...

that's definitely the vision! I can see very traditional dancer Illya perhaps meeting Napoleon in some other context and assuming he's "uncultured" because he's a biker. But Napoleon actually really enjoys the ballet, even if he hasn't been since he was a kid, and it turns up he cleans up reaaaaal good lol. Still, Illya's not interested in an kind of relationship, but Napoleon will not give up so easily and is always sending him flowers after performances and such. I think it's always so interesting in a story when the characters have to re-evaluate their initial assumptions about each other.

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV)

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationship: Illya Kuryakin/Napoleon Solo

Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin

Additional Tags: Post-Episode s02e27 The Round Table Affair, Established Relationship, Implied Sexual Content, Fluff and Humor, Domestic Fluff, Marriage Proposal

Series: Part 14 of napoylla

Summary:

Napoleon's of the opinion that one of the best sights in the whole world is seeing Illya in the morning sunlight as the two of them lie in bed together, especially after the vigorous events of the night before...then he remembers the reason for the night before and suddenly it's all about a hundred times better-

Because his partner proposed to him. Illya truly wants to marry him someday and Napoleon's almost certain he's never felt so happy in his life