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Bart: Well one of us is gonna have to change and it’s not gonna be me
Day 4, guess the prompt:)

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Bart prompt week 2025, day 2
English breakfast
Hi, it’s baby Nat.
Bartprompts 2025, day 1: Elegance
Listen, sometimes prompt week is just an excuse to exorcise an idea you've had knocking around in your head for months. This was loosely inspired by that one dress I saw making the rounds online a while back, plus another one for dangly shinies inspo.
Also, bonus: tfw your boyfriend wears your silhouette SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER than you do.
Unknown Help - Chapter 1
Ao3
Rating: T
Fandom: The Bartimaeus Sequence
Characters: Bartimaeus, Nathaniel Underwood | John Mandrake, Kitty Jones
Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Nathaniel Lives, Bartimaeus Sequence Prompt Week 2025, Snarky Bartimaeus
Summary:
Bartimaeus is well acquainted with the feeling of being summoned. He's even familiar with the feeling of being summoned by this particular magician.
That doesn't make him any happier about it.
"You know," he drawls, taking his common gargoyle form, "I've never heard of the dead being able to summon a spirit before."
Chapters: 1
For the Bartseq prompts week!
Day 3
From the evening menu: Faquarl- AU: roleswap- favourite spirit (not you Faquarl, sorry babe)
Remember that scene in AoS where Bart is stuck at the Tower of London and Faquarl gets him out on order of Lovelace? Yeah, that one. Except that now it's Faquarl stuck in the bowl and Bart getting him out with the ring-thingy. No way Bart will ever let him live that one down lol
Faquarl being stuck and still absolutely towering over Bart amused me.
References: Glowing coconut octopus for Faquarl
Spur winged lapwing for Bart

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Day 6 – Suffering Bastard
Having a little poem about RoS bastards for you to offer, aka a second poem prompt for the prompt week.
There's something so incredibly funny about them I cannot. Suffering bastards indeed.
I Americano [Morning menu]
Slice of life, bittersweet, AU: meet-cute, Kitty
He saw her every morning on the Tube, at ten to eight sharp. Earphones on, sometimes a book in her hand, dark hair down or up in a ponytail. Sometimes they were far from each other, other times so close they could brush against each other’s elbow, but Nathaniel had never spoken to her. He wasn’t the guy who chatted up girls on the Tube, especially if it wasn’t even eight in the morning and if the girls had a quite resolved face to deter anyone who wanted to accost them. Rightly so, said Nathaniel to himself.
I was rushing to draw this the day of, so sue me if it's terrible
Hot Chocolate
(Hands and writing are messy, writing will be shown under images)
(Rough paper lowers the quality even more
Stop.
Stfu.
*bends oddly???*
*falling*
Notes:
He's too dignified for affectionate headbutts I guess🤷♂️
Yes, I fully believe Nathaniel sleeps oddly (he'll probably break something with how he sleeps)
Nathaniel was added after I remembered he existed, so he gets a 'Steve' role (he was NOT getting caught cuddling with ANYONE)