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Starkid casting Kim Whalen: hmm. she looks like the kind of woman who will get together with her highschool love who's the love of her life after he has a kid from a different relationship
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Nobody:
Starkid casting Kim Whalen: hmm. she looks like the kind of woman who will get together with her highschool love who's the love of her life after he has a kid from a different relationship
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hatchetfield parallels that i autistically notice part 1 probably
- Take Me Back being about high school sweethearts getting a second chance
- Cool as I Think I Am (reprise) is high school sweethearts deciding if they don't die they should go to hoco together, possibly a reference to Tom and Becky's "I'd still go to prom with you"
- Take Me Back "I'd never let you go" vs CaITIA(R) "I'd have to let you go"
NO ONE TALK TO ME.
starkid has such a talent for writing straight couples. like they’re really getting me invested in a man and a woman. i respect them so much.
Hatchetfield couples, amirite?
the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD
The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])
The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)
That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)
The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)
The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)
Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)
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That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)
The “smoke club” gesture
That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)
Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)
Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on
Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do
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Honestly really funny that Becky’s like “you gotta be careful Tom, you were just shot, you can’t even stand up or you will rip your stitches” and the like 5 minutes later they are actively fucking with Tom on top. Horniness makes people defy all logic in hatchetfield.
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