#bar joke

He sits down at the bar and he orders a drink. A wizard sits down near him and also orders a drink. The wizard drinks his beer in peace.

The man gets up and shouts at the wizard,”You can’t be a wizard that’s not how science works! What’s next you’ll convince children that their wizards? No I won’t allow it!”

The Bartender says,”Brother it’s a wizard, science doesn’t apply to that. You have to do that stuff with your heart.”

then they walk into a lemon

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. He hears a strange noise right beside him and turns around to find an octopus-like creature sitting beside him, trying to navigate its own drink down its quivering lips. The man turns to the bartender, who was just returning with his beer, and asks, "Is he a regular here?"

"Since yesterday," replies the bartender. "Best not disturb him."

Despite the bartender's advice, the man can't help but watch the creature. It was about four feet in diameter and consisted of nothing but a leathery head and tentacles, one of which was feebly gripping the glass while the others dangled over the chair. Halfway through his own drink, the man's curiosity defeats him and he asks the creature, "So, what brings you here? Something been bothering you?"

The creature slowly turns towards him, its glowing, green eyes staring right at him, and says,