#ballpit

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I regret to inform you all that the situation has escalated.

The first baby born to a couple married at DashCon will officially be recognized as the first natural-born Dashconian, proof that the colony has become self-sustaining.

With the blessing of the proud parents, and under the watchful gaze of the great deities @strange-aeons and @raccoonmilf , I shall perform the official baptism ceremony in the Ballpit, wherein the child will be anointed with the Sacred Vanilla Extract™.

Adopted children are, of course, also recognized under the doctrine, for as we all know;

The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Go in peace, my children.

In the name of Father Strange, Nessie, and The Holy Ballpit.

Amen🙏✝️

(attached: archival screenshots)

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